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2euce 7even

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Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« on: June 27, 2009, 06:07:14 AM »
One time i knew what my homie was thinking before said, it went like:
he: ...do you and your homie talk about....i mean...
me: nah man we dont talk about it, he knows i got no money to visit him
he: how the hell could you know what i wanted to say?

sidenote: we wasnt talking about that subject before that.

the next time...we was smoking (me and 2 homies) and im sittin there high as hell and im thinkin: "damn i want to smoke a cig but im too fuckin lazy to get my ass up.." and the seconds later my homie lights up a cigarette and pass it to me (!)..i was like WTF???? and he was like:
"did u see that?look how we understand each other without saying a word, fuck beef" (i had a fight with him like 2 hours ago before we smizzoked..insane huh?

share your stories..more 2 come..



 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 07:36:49 AM »
So many funny stories...We were smoking weed one day when all of a sudden a bunch of horses run down the middle of the street and one stops and holds up traffic.Someone broke into a stable and let them all loose...
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2009, 08:52:12 AM »
Evading lights and flying saucers, the usual.
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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2009, 11:15:59 AM »
One time me an my homie were smoking underneath a like tin roof picnic shit and a huge ass tree came crashing down an we both just looked at each other in silence like lolwtf?
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2009, 03:15:44 AM »
lol classic posts..keep it comin!

 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2009, 10:56:43 AM »
BUMP
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2009, 02:40:20 PM »
 8) uPPin
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #7 on: June 29, 2009, 02:50:05 PM »
Lol I was smokin out with a few friends at a local park last week and some bitch comes through walking 2 goats, I kid you not
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2009, 02:57:27 AM »
izzuped.
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2009, 02:07:28 PM »
WONDERFUL STORY...
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2009, 02:08:25 PM »
Lol I was smokin out with a few friends at a local park last week and some bitch comes through walking 2 goats, I kid you not
DAMN HOMMIE... THATS A TRIP....
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 02:11:57 PM »
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER... I WAS 19... I MET SOME GIRL AND WENT TO VEGAS... WHEN I GOT BACK  SHE DROVE TO SOME VIEW IN BURBANK CA
AND WE CHILLED UP THERE SMOKING... SOME AREA SECURITY PATROL CAME BACK PULLED US OUT OF THE CAR... TOOK OUR SHIT AWAY...
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 02:27:31 PM »
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER... I WAS 19... I MET SOME GIRL AND WENT TO VEGAS... WHEN I GOT BACK  SHE DROVE TO SOME VIEW IN BURBANK CA
AND WE CHILLED UP THERE SMOKING... SOME AREA SECURITY PATROL CAME BACK PULLED US OUT OF THE CAR... TOOK OUR SHIT AWAY...

lol@ renta cop taking your shit away..wtf.

shows you werent a LAMB back then...


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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 02:38:15 PM »
Lol I was smokin out with a few friends at a local park last week and some bitch comes through walking 2 goats, I kid you not

wtfuuuuck!!! ahaha

FUNNIEST SHIT EVER... I WAS 19... I MET SOME GIRL AND WENT TO VEGAS... WHEN I GOT BACK  SHE DROVE TO SOME VIEW IN BURBANK CA
AND WE CHILLED UP THERE SMOKING... SOME AREA SECURITY PATROL CAME BACK PULLED US OUT OF THE CAR... TOOK OUR SHIT AWAY...

that sucks but it aint that funny...aha
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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 02:45:51 PM »
I mad elove to this dude on railroad tracks while high
 

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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2009, 02:37:32 PM »
I don't even know where to start, I just got too many random incidents that occurred while I was blazed that I can't remember them all or figure out where to begin lol

but there was one time I went with a few friends to Six Flags, and on the way there we put a few in the air, and as soon as we got there the park had just opened and so we go to hit up the rides, and one of the first rides we go to is the Scream (the one that just brings you straight up and drops you mad fast), and while we were waiting in line at the front ready to get on the next one, some dude randomly started yodeling when the ride took off and me and my boy just started crackin' up like wtf... so the dude who was working there I think could tell we were still faded and wanted to fuck with us so he  just started saying "I've seen some interesting things working here, I got stories to tell...", so me and my boy just look at eachother like "Oh God..." and he starts telling us about an old dude who went on that ride and when it went up his false teeth fell out and landed in a puddle right in front of the whole line, and when he came back down after the ride ended he picked up them and casually walked away and everybody applauded....  8)
 

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Re: Strange/Funny Things That Happen To You While High
« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2009, 02:59:36 PM »
One time we were high, one of my friends told me a joke that's not really funny when sober cause it doesn't make any sense:

Rick Ross is Oprah Winfrey wearing slim'n'lift.

I don't remember why he said that, but that was too much for me.