Long awaited Jaydc interview....

[Kool Beenz]

Dylan says:
 Yo
adam says:
 you ready cuzz?
Dylan says:
 I'm in a bad mood but why the fuck not ha ha
adam says:
 well we can do it another time
 im taking a shit on my laptop right now as we speak
 i already have questions so we can do this at a better time if you want
Dylan says:
 Ha ha your something else
 Nah its fine let's do it up
adam says:
 k
 first we will begin with your name and where your from
Dylan says:
 Dylan and I'm from vancouver BC
adam says:
 ok
 who in your opinion is the dumbest on the board. Roccy, Lights, Elano, or Muazip?
Dylan says:
 You know that's a hard question.Ill break it down a bit
adam says:
 k
Dylan says:
 Roccy seems like he's at least capable of getting the square peg into the square peg but only if nik told him how
 Mauzip you know I'm pretty sure he's a rapist because we can spot our own
 And that takes some intelligence
 I thought elano was the dumbest person on the forum until lights came on
 Elano is just like one of those spoiled children that throws a tantrum in the middle of the store
adam says:
 yeah
 next question
Dylan says:
 But lights is one of those guys where I actually feel guilty making fun of him
 Alright
adam says:
 when your fucking a bitch do you a. hold it in and keep fuckin. b. let it rip and laugh. or c. butter cup the hoe and fart in her face
Dylan says:
 Definitely c
 I did that to my ex a few times
adam says:
 thats the best acutally
 bending over in front of them and letting one rip
Dylan says:
 The worse it smells the funnier it is
 I made her puke once
 I think I had an enchilads earlie that day
adam says:
 anyways we all know you dislike jews
Dylan says:
 Mexican food and sex is not a good combo
adam says:
 do you think jew cause all of the problems in the world?
Dylan says:
 Ha ha
 Not all but a good portion.I mean like when I have to over pay for something its because some Jew had jewed them out of something else that day and they had to over charge me to make up for it
adam says:
 it happins
Dylan says:
 It does
 And why are all Jews so ugly?
 Seriously
adam says:
 well in that case other than bagels and natalie portman, do you think the jews have made any contributions to society?
 every race has their own ugly people
Dylan says:
 Yeah but not in epic proportions.I mean natalie portman is the hottest Jew and who else do they have?
 She doesn't compare to Megan fox
 As far as contributing to society.Well they did make space balls
 And young Frankenstein
adam says:
 and larry david
 who is one of the funniest people i have ever known
 i mean not personally but you know
Dylan says:
 That's true
 Another ugly muthafucka
adam says:
 if your parents did everything for you and you lived in the cozy suburbs of woodland hills, what would you do with your free time?
Dylan says:
 I would roll around in the car my parents bought Me and flaunt my shit in front of poor people
adam says:
 awesome
Dylan says:
 then I'd tell one of them I'm changing thru life
 I'd say get in the car I'm going to help you out
 I'd tell them where I'm from and how much money I had and that I was going to help them out of the gutter
adam says:
 and then?
Dylan says:
 Then I'd take them to a restaurant and order all the food I can then half way through I'd excuse myself to the washroom and leave them with the bill
adam says:
 stupendous
 next question
 which jews pulls more bitches: Billy Crystal or Elior?
Dylan says:
 Def billy.Nik looks like if kobe had ms and the melanin drained out of his skin
 The only bitchs nik has is roccy and lights
 Lights is retarded you could just fuck his face and dangle keys in front of him and he wouldn't notice
adam says:
 in your opinion which was better, the holocaust or the armanian genocide?
 lol
Dylan says:
 The holocaust easily.Look how many good movies came out of it like schindlers fist
adam says:
 true
 what is the worst thing you have gotten away with?
Dylan says:
 Their should be a sequel
 Holocaust 2 : electric boogalo.The twist IS obama comes out as an anti semite
 The worst thing hmmm
 Theirs a few
adam says:
 k i have time
Dylan says:
 I worked at an electronics warehouse and within a span of 3 months made 8 grand from stealing stuff and selling it
 Including halo 2 a month before it hit stores
 One time I cheated on my girl with her friend while my girl was asleep in the next room
 Then had sex with my girl that night without washing my dick ha ha
adam says:
 ive done both of those but i only made 3 gs and it was a sports and outdoor store
 ok next question
 dick lovers, who loves more dick Ocho Cinco or Bez?
Dylan says:
 Ocho. He likes those 8 inchers I hear.Bez doesn't like dick he likes 7 year old hairless assholes
adam says:
 true
 your favorite Dope member besides myself?
Dylan says:
 Ocho has a craigslist ad for power tops wanted
adam says:
 lmao
Dylan says:
 Muhfukka.He's as cold blooded as myself
adam says:
 yeah he is a funny guy
Dylan says:
 He makes fun of everyone too
adam says:
 who is worse in niggerdumb, Al Sharpton, Rev Jesse Jackson, or Job?
Dylan says:
 I'd say sik but he's disappeared
adam says:
 he will be back
Dylan says:
 Hmm
 Ill go Al sharpton
 Job I can't see him being real
 Whenever Jared Taylor is on he's gone
 I think its the same person
adam says:
 do you feel bad for making Floyd stop posting at the dub because of her weight issues, and do you really think she is fat?
Dylan says:
 Which would be fucked up if it was one guy with multiple personality
adam says:
 true
Dylan says:
 All of them racist
 No I really don't.She was a cunt and I would punch her in the nose if I got the chance.I don't hit women but I will hit wilder beasts
adam says:
 and why so?
Dylan says:
 Because she let's nik have sex with her.Anything that would let nik Fuck them doesn't deserve to live
 And she was just annoying
 All that close to god bullshit while she's popping x
adam says:
 lol
Dylan says:
 Give Me a break you orca stop eating mayonnaise out of the jar
 When I saw her pic my dick went inside Me
adam says:
 speaking of shriveled dicks
Dylan says:
 Its re assuring knowing niks love looks like someone I wouldn't even let suck my dick
adam says:
 is Loon3y more gangsta then Tookey Williams?
Dylan says:
 looney
 Ha ha
adam says:
 i heard in the hood they call him Loon3y Williams
Dylan says:
 Hahahahahaha
 Looney would shit his pants if he saw tookie
 Looney is such a joke
 I wish I lived closer to him so I could knock his teeth in
 That would be an eye opener for him.Well not that he can get his eyes very open
adam says:
 does Loon3y really smoke chron and attend funerals because his asian friends die in car wrecks?
Dylan says:
 I think he watched the crow too many times
 No they die of heat exhaustion from playing counter strike for 60 hours straight
 On the real though I heard when mj died looney did a moving rendition of thrirrer
adam says:
 lmao
Dylan says:
 On the plus side
 If looney is a gangsta
 He could fit an entire ak where a non Asian persons dick would go in their jeans
 Sorry khakis
adam says:
 name one member of the board who would actually enjoy being raped by Micheal Jackson
 my bad
 name one member of the board who would actually enjoy being raped by Micheal Jackson

Dylan says:
 Sorry about that
 What was the question?
adam says:
 name one member of the board who would actually enjoy being raped by Micheal Jackson

Dylan says:
 Apparently a lot of them would the way they talked about crying when he died
 Elano would for sure
 Maybe even fellow dope member don Jacob he got pretty emotional
adam says:
 i could see Jake fucking micheal not the other way around
Dylan says:
 that's true
 Hed Fuck mj so hard his nose would fall off
adam says:
 well thats all the time i have for today
 and second interview will come soon
Dylan says:
 Alright
adam says:
 sometime close to the end of the month
Dylan says:
 Now that's dope
adam says:
 thanks for your time
 see you at the dub
Dylan says:
 Peace

[Chamillitary Click]

the exclusive lol.

[Jaydc555]

Ag puts in work!

[ikke]

I would've read it if i had a longer attentionspand

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

that format is fucked up.

not that i would bother reading that, though. 

[OchoCinco]

no one was waiting.

[Þŕiņçë]

I would've read it if i had a longer attention span.

amen.

[Chamillitary Click]

I would've read it if i had a longer attention span.

amen.

word, and like WyKiD said; the format is so fucked up, even if you really wanted to read it, it's almost impossible to deal with lol.

[Sofa_King_Awesome]

LMAO

[Roccy]

shit talking, whats new?

[Floydness]

LOL omg I have to put in on this one. Jay, you are such a piece of shit.. I actually feel bad for YOU, you know why? You are a pathetic excuse for a human and I can tell that your main pleasure in life is to put others down. You are funny at times ill give u that, but its even funnier to know that people like you actually exist. You're a sorry excuse for a "man" and any if any "girl" has ever been with you she has probably become a lesbian or has killed herself FOR SUREEEEE. lmaooo, id rather be fat than ever run into someone like you by mistake. Youre literally a waste of a soul lol.. I wish u would adopt some fucking africans or something to put yourself to some use. Once again, youre a piece of shit lol.. I know by replying to this im going to get bagged on, but fuck it. FUCK ALL of you (the retarded ones lol) I dont even care LMAO! Youre a sad, sad person. I hope you enjoy the thrill of bagging on people, cuz I think this is the only pleasure you'll ever get in your life since you obviously orgasm off of making fun of people. 

[Muhfukka]

haha

[GimmeYourShoes]

good read

[The Phoenix]

Good reading.  Some real shit coming thru in that interview.  Hell, you even got Floydness to come out of hiding to reply.

[GimmeYourShoes]

haha

That picture reminds me of this


I'm sorry.