what was the best "punchline" ever heard?

[Hell´s Angel]

you choose.

[Chamillitary Click]

"I call them April Babies, cuz they fools. hehehehe" - Lil' Wayne

anyway, i don't think you can say the "best" one ever, but there are some good ones.

[OG Hack Wilson]

"no its not H to the Izzo, but, I push buddens like JAy should have did joe"--crooked



after PRoof was jumped in maimi, ja rule and fatal made a song where Ja rule said

"...and I got proof.....GET IT, I GOT Proof"



i hate ja rule but THAT was a funny line

[BIGWORM]

"Now these pussy niggaz putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain't dead" -50 CENT

[Dubbz]

One I've got stuck in my head at the moment: "you know I hate jakes / they mad 'cause I get pape / I'm large like the great lakes / with drug spots in eight states." Big L was a sick fuck.

[Chamillitary Click]

"Now these pussy niggaz putting money on my head
Go on and get your refund motherfucker, I ain't dead" -50 CENT

that line gives me chills yo!

[Mo Z. Dizzle]

Lil Wayne's verse in "Uh Oh" is full of some awesome punchlines:

Uh-ohh! You did it, now, you gotta get it
Weezy F is in yo' buildin, I will step, on yo' buildin
From the steps, of my buildin, raise hell, hell's risen
Call me young Raekwon, I'm a Chef in Hell's Kitchen
Flow, sweet as devil's food, I eat angels for dinner
Call me what'cha want, I don't give a finger in the middle
I'ma hold it down and blow up, the anchor is the missile
When I say we got them brrrrrrrrrr! I ain't tryin to whistle
Longbody Maybach, it make me feel so little
I'm ballin on the suckers and I won't pick up my dribble
Retarded on the beats, sick, I spit hospitals
And she couldn't stand under my umbrella if it drizzled
My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter
Yessuh! Call me, young Carter
My leather so soft and I be stunt'n like my da-da
Ya dig?

[GangstaBoogy]

"So run yo mouth, I'ma spark a group of things
And you gon die talkin like Martin Luther King"
 - Cyssero

[Chamillitary Click]

Lil Wayne's verse in "Uh Oh" is full of some awesome punchlines:

Uh-ohh! You did it, now, you gotta get it
Weezy F is in yo' buildin, I will step, on yo' buildin
From the steps, of my buildin, raise hell, hell's risen
Call me young Raekwon, I'm a Chef in Hell's Kitchen
Flow, sweet as devil's food, I eat angels for dinner
Call me what'cha want, I don't give a finger in the middle
I'ma hold it down and blow up, the anchor is the missile
When I say we got them brrrrrrrrrr! I ain't tryin to whistle
Longbody Maybach, it make me feel so little
I'm ballin on the suckers and I won't pick up my dribble
Retarded on the beats, sick, I spit hospitals
And she couldn't stand under my umbrella if it drizzled
My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter
Yessuh! Call me, young Carter
My leather so soft and I be stunt'n like my da-da
Ya dig?

that was such a FRESH verse.

[Hell´s Angel]

 

[NillerTheKid]

I got, slugs for snitches
no love for bitches

[A1]

"Aint nuffin to it cock it, bang it, get rid of that
hit his fitted cap
he wont get a chance to twitter that
My ruger sing a song bullets humm to you
you better have god with u when i come to you" - 50cent

[famozni]

whole hit em up, and hit em up 2(unreleased)
and biggie you nobody till somebody kills you whole song
eminem- superman whole song

[OG Hack Wilson]

Lil Wayne's verse in "Uh Oh" is full of some awesome punchlines:

Uh-ohh! You did it, now, you gotta get it
Weezy F is in yo' buildin, I will step, on yo' buildin
From the steps, of my buildin, raise hell, hell's risen
Call me young Raekwon, I'm a Chef in Hell's Kitchen
Flow, sweet as devil's food, I eat angels for dinner
Call me what'cha want, I don't give a finger in the middle
I'ma hold it down and blow up, the anchor is the missile
When I say we got them brrrrrrrrrr! I ain't tryin to whistle
Longbody Maybach, it make me feel so little
I'm ballin on the suckers and I won't pick up my dribble
Retarded on the beats, sick, I spit hospitals
And she couldn't stand under my umbrella if it drizzled
My pimp game proper, my inf' aim proper
So run and I will hit you like Jeremiah Trotter
Yessuh! Call me, young Carter
My leather so soft and I be stunt'n like my da-da
Ya dig?

 

[Meho]

"Niggaz try to be the king but the ace is back"

Game over.