what was the best "punchline" ever heard?

[ikke]

"Niggaz try to be the king but the ace is back"

Game over.

indeed.

[Dogg Ly Dogg]

"Bitch stop trippin, hoes stop actin boosie, Imma fuck you from the back and let my chain slap your booty" Messy Marv   

[Jaydc555]

Chino xl has so many punchlines i couldnt even begin to know where to start.Just go listen to his albums and pick your jaw up from the floor every 30 seconds.

[ikke]

Chino xl has so many punchlines i couldnt even begin to know where to start.Just go listen to his albums and pick your jaw up from the floor every 30 seconds.

yes lol.

[QuietTruth]

You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
 - Cassidy


Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..

I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans

So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan

I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up

[A1]

"Im no new jack/but im so nino" - 50cent

[Chamillitary Click]

You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
 - Cassidy


Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..

I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans

So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan

I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up

i miss Papoose.

[Reprise91]

You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
 - Cassidy


Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..

I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans

So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan

I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up

i miss Papoose.

What ever happened to Pap?

[ikke]

You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
 - Cassidy


Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..

I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans

So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan

I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up

i miss Papoose.

What ever happened to Pap?

he's trapped in my basement because i didn't want him to drop an albm

[Lucifuge]

I'm a M80, you Lil' like that Kim lady 
You ain't gonna sell two copies if you press a double album

A new tyrannical force for you to fear
Known to kill and keep human ears as souvenirs
A shape shifter face slitter, paper getter
Tape your sister, rape your sister
Make your sister take it in the face
And if you're facing us, block off a 30 block radius
I throw more blows than boxing Dr. Octavius
Apathy

Army of the Pharaohs we never make love songs
we finger fuck bitches with freddie kruger glows on
Celph Titled

[MediumL]

'Saw my necklace and started relaxin, Now thats what the fuck i call a chain reaction' - Jay Z

'Ask Beavis i get nothin But-head' - Big L

'You aint no lead nobody followed you, You was never shit your mother should have swallowed you' - Big L

'I light up trees like everyday is christmas' - Banks

'I got the fame name plus the doe, Between your legs and your chin is a few places my nuts could go' - Banks

'I aint here to make frineds just cuts and checks, I got a long ass pump thatll blow your stupid ass up the steps' - Banks

 Big L got punchlines for days, Fab has some dope ones as well. Kiiss got a lot and basically any other east coast rapper lol

[KaiserSoze]

The beavis and buthead line is probably my favourite Big L line, along with "I'm so ahead of my time my parent's haven't met yet"

(On the remix of 'Rehab') "Six pairs of fresh kicks, thats my definition of 12 steps" - Jay-Z

"It would be Jeniffer Lopez, and Puffy you know this. I'm sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was own mother, I'd still fuck her with no rubber and cum inside of her and have a son and a new brother at the same time, and just say that it aint mine!" - Eminem, who is the master or longer or more complex punchlines rather than just a one liner.

"Chika chika chika Slim Shady, hotter than a set of twin babies, in a mercedes benz with the windows up when the temp goes up to the mid eighties" - Eminem

"I'm harder than me trying to park a dodge, when I'm drunk as fuck, right next to a humungous truck in a two car garage" - Eminem

"Both hands on the 9 like a quarter to ten" - Crooked I

"The gun on my nose look like pinnochio lying" - Crooked I

[Chamillitary Click]

You don't really want the drama nigga
You'll take more shots in your face then Madonna nigga
 - Cassidy


Papoose could be all over this thread but I'll only do a few hahaha..

I'm like an air conditioner, I'll make you lose your fans

So when they try and give me 'five
I leave 'em hangin' like the klu klux klan

I got a mutherfuckin' knife game like Young Buck
Them crackas have you standing in the court room cuffed up
You got that bail money, you uncuffed
Lawyers'll take the case, when they know you gon blow, they such chumps
Lawyers'll take the case if you givin' them bucks up
You blow, they'll say tuff luck
Lawyers is like just CD's, if they don't get a case they're fucked up

i miss Papoose.

What ever happened to Pap?

he just disappeared, i don't know what homie is up to.

[KaiserSoze]

"I been doin this since Eminem was cool with his mama" - Cory Gunz

[MediumL]

Coldest punchline:

'But this is a mans world, u niggas keep fuckin with Kiss,
Ima see to it you visit your mans bitch' - Jadakiss

Too soon, too soon...