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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #45 on: August 12, 2009, 11:23:14 AM »
this one always comes to mind

"You can think whachu want, til I blow the back of yo brains out
and see if you can think with yo front
Like a new single, make sure you leak for a month
Treat yo face like a buffet, and tell my niggaz "Eat whachu want"

Jadakiss - Never Scared remix
 

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #46 on: August 12, 2009, 10:59:55 PM »
"I'm the one who always cause an affair/ so everytime your bitch burps you smell my balls in the air, YEAH"

Crooked I off "The One" by Slaughterhouse

That shit's Funny!
 

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #47 on: August 13, 2009, 12:41:50 AM »
Ima crook so imma bash his head wide open/beggin me to stop well at least he died hopeing - DMX
"Nigga lets get to this/what a ridiculous conspicuous son of a bitch you is!" - lil fame
 

MediumL

Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #48 on: August 13, 2009, 05:01:20 AM »
'Victim of society, its Chris the menace,
With more shit out on the streets than evicted tenants' - Ludacris

'I'm the illest rapper alive watch me prove it,
I snatch your crown withca head still attached to it' - Canibus

'Combination of Mr Cheeks, Canibus and Kurupt,
Is enough to make the wheels on casette tapes bust' - Canibus

^ Canibus came through with some crazy lines.

Not a punchline but Andre 3000's last verse on Elevators is one of the best verses in hip hop...
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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #49 on: August 13, 2009, 05:29:01 AM »
"Im like an arthurpedic shoe...i got mad sole " - lil fame

"your breath smell like shit/cos u talking out ur ass" - lil fame

"Its lil fame creeping threw the backstreet
with my aluminum ass whipper in the backseat" - lil fame

"All my life ive been the devils advicate
mad niggas never knew the devil had a kid " - dmx

"Dont come at me with no bullshit use caution
cos when i wet shit i dead shit like abortions" - dmx

"A positive i.d is impossible so u know
john doe is what they gunna put on that tag on ur toe" - dmx

"Nigga lets get to this/what a ridiculous conspicuous son of a bitch you is!" - lil fame
 

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #50 on: August 13, 2009, 05:31:14 AM »
"Niggas gonna find bin Laden before they find a nigga hotter than me"  Lloyd Banks

Banks has so many good punchlines, I wish I remembered the one that made me laugh out loud at work and get weird stares from everyone, but I'm not gonna go check every pre-GRODT G-unit mixtape for that one :D
And do a driveby, fuck that, I walk by and I spray shit
then carve my name in your pavement
 

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #51 on: August 13, 2009, 05:35:21 AM »
"Imma tell you like George Bush told me: Fuck ya'll niggas I'm outta here' Kanye west
 

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #52 on: August 13, 2009, 05:35:48 AM »
"Fizz Won (Whattup boy? I'm ridin shotgun)
There'll never be a boo that understand what we got son
We've been down a long time
I'm beginnin to think I got traces of Womack in my bloodline
"
Billy Danze
See these fans can't resist the rush,
they Wu-Tang for life
Scarred for life,
they can't forget the cuts
 

Prof@ssor

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #53 on: August 13, 2009, 09:51:18 AM »
The only rapper to keep it up Chino XL are probably Biggie and Jay-Z and even then Chino is still miles ahead   8).....miles ahead of your favorite rapper. If you can't acknowledge that than you haven't heard any of his songs or you're just dumb. Lol @ stupid mufukkas mentioning 2Pac's Hit Em Up...ow lord ...all these dick riders  :-*


Just a random chosen Chino XL track: ''It's My World'':

''I got the world hemmed up my daddy should've named me tailor''

''Rhymes irrefutable digital decibels
Louder then Busta Rhymes wardrobe, and I've been foretold
Ain't a tough cat in your zip code, city or rural
Will I become immortal and make you a graffiti R.I.P. mural
Complete with artist rendering on how you used to be proving you're mortal''

''Surrendering victory to Chi''
Underneath flowers and candles from your friends and family
The walls are reminded you should've never fucked with me''

''I take it to your f-a-c-e but don't respond
Cus I'm the big dog, the world's a fire hydrant that I piss upon''

''My distance is so accurate anytime laps cameras capture it
Tearing apart time's fabric, no exaggerate
Thirty five thousand Giga hard drives only could store half of it
That ain't the half of it, I spit the blood of Christ on a catholic''

''Lyrics specialist ain't this a bitch rip shit so effortless
Smoke method with Method Man being chased by thirty Methodists
Seven day adventist tempt this and try to prevent this
So I curse like the Motto leaving them praying/preying like the mantis''

''Perform in front of Mormons 'til they banished up in piss
Start dramas between Amish 'til they turn to Blood and Crips
Go to war with four continents make Saddam turn protestant
Bill Clinton's advisors like look at what your big mouth got us in''

''Give the world surgery
Resurrect ?Isaac Raveen? then mandate the extinction of all of Germany

Blanket the universe in darkness for all eternity
I'm like Vernon Jordan on the stand committing purgery''

''I'll resurrect Hannibal,
To show Italianos how African they are for thinking of us as animals''

''I'll resurrect Mussolini,
Piss in his hat and show him with all his tyranny
Armies and gases couldn't see me
Resurrect Idi Amin and Hitler
Then sit around exchanging war stories to show whose mind is sicker''

''A non-vocalist drama belonging in the theatre
So raw I'm charging my reflection for rhyming in the mirror''

''Your flows ancient, I'm past the prehistoric stages
I flip vocal booths equipped with roll bars and cages''

''Temperature rise you're feeling faint when my heat fell
You wish for death like Lady Di wish she'd wore a seat belt''

''Seek help, May Day, S.O.S. explode
Dot dot dash... I'll beat that ass in Morse Code''

''I don't give a fuck if Jesus write your verses and Satan and God produced it
I don't give a fuck if Puff signed it
I don't give a fuck what old school rapper you getting outta retirement
I'm on my own dick like a man in solitary confinement
Release enough pollution to destroy the whole environment
Chino strikes again
Lose your hearing from my buzz
Sell CD's? Shit, I sold water to Noah during the flood''
 

ikke

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #54 on: August 13, 2009, 10:19:53 AM »
don't quote me boy cuz I ain't said shit-Eazy E Ice Cube
Fixed
 

D-TalkX

Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #55 on: August 13, 2009, 11:15:39 AM »
E I H T...now should i continue?
Ya u left out the G, cuz the G ain't in you
 

jeromechickenbone

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #56 on: August 13, 2009, 11:39:47 PM »
Nas

I spit Moses lost commandments like a gross sandwich out my mouth

Over niggas heads like a bulemic on a seesaw
 

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Re: what was the best "punchline" ever heard?
« Reply #57 on: August 14, 2009, 04:29:07 AM »
"You see the man standing next to the man talking to that man yeah what about him he'll tell you who i am" - Lil Fame
"Nigga lets get to this/what a ridiculous conspicuous son of a bitch you is!" - lil fame