Author Topic: Excuses for missing school.  (Read 701 times)

ikke

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Excuses for missing school.
« on: August 10, 2009, 05:24:55 PM »
New school year is starting in a couple of weeks, can't use the same excuses as last year.

What's good?

Last year I went to the psychologist about every month according to the school, went to the dentist about 5 times and 6 times to the eye doctor; But those excuses are getting played out
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2009, 05:26:33 PM »
80% of success is showing up, what they don't tell you is 20% of success is how good of a liar you are.
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2009, 05:26:42 PM »
just say u were drunk, son
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2009, 05:30:49 PM »
just say u were drunk, son
That only works the first week of school.
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2009, 05:33:28 PM »
You have Crohn's disease.
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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2009, 05:34:28 PM »
you have AIDS.
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2009, 05:35:21 PM »
Say you practice all religons.Im pretty sure if you included every religon they would have some dumb thing for every fucking day
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2009, 05:37:26 PM »
Aids and Crohn's disease both require weight loss, I'm not prepared to sacrifice that much free time to do that.

and I'm creating a super religion that works like thta
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2009, 05:37:41 PM »
Say you practice all religons.Im pretty sure if you included every religon they would have some dumb thing for every fucking day
I think I am actually gonna try that one myself.
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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2009, 05:40:33 PM »
buy a Goldfish & tell your teachers you had to attend its funeral; since they last 4 minutes, you could miss school twice a week.
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2009, 05:41:37 PM »
Say you practice all religons.Im pretty sure if you included every religon they would have some dumb thing for every fucking day
I think I am actually gonna try that one myself.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Religious_holidays

Let's get started ;)
 

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #11 on: August 10, 2009, 05:42:16 PM »
You have some good excuses already. Just say you still to see the psychologist cause you got mental issues and the dentist cause you got bad teeth and the doctor cause you got some bad diseases or some shit, but this was easily the best:
Say you practice all religons.Im pretty sure if you included every religon they would have some dumb thing for every fucking day

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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #12 on: August 10, 2009, 05:43:43 PM »
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Re: Excuses for missing school.
« Reply #14 on: August 10, 2009, 05:48:01 PM »
The religion thing is not gonna work in highschool.