Is it cool to kick dogs? Actually yes. Yes it is.

[WhySoAbusive?]

Sup yall this is Dark Tanner.  I am the personality that is abusive to animals.  CEO Tanner manages the rap industry, Emo tanner hands out with g dog and the eyeliner crew, Transfat Tanner helps Eric Neece grow by the day, and Angry Tanner is the personality that argues with Clint Dogg and others online and on the telephone.  You will note that there is no Happy Tanner.

Anyway I just wanted to say that I have read each and every Scrappy post and I want to share my side of the story.  Scrappy was a shitty dog.  A horrible pet.  He shit on my gym clothes more than once and I never knew until it was time for class.  Imagine baller ass CEO Tanner stuck in gym class wearing loaners.  Seriously.  He deserved every punch and kick I ever gave him.  Thats on my drug addicted mama.

Speaking of abuse I was and continue to be a victim of my dads abuse.  He comes home from a long day on the roof with the mexicans and hes thirsty and angry.  He pounds a sixer of Coors to the dome and the anger changes from the mexicans to me.  He yells at me why I am such a wigger and fake baller and he reminds me how I was a mistake and how he never meant for that night with a drugged out whore to turn into a family.  He grabs me by my K-Mart polo collar and slaps me as if I was a woman.  My screams for mercy crack because though I am in my senior year of high school my pubic hairs are finally coming in patchy but coming in none the less.  The neighbors ignore my cries for help because I used to let my dog shit in their yard.  All of the Tanner personalities have real shitty attitudes so yeah thats how it goes.

What I want to say to everyone is that I am sorry the ghost of my shit fuck dog is bothering you.  If I could beat a dog ghost I would.  That little lab rat looking motherfuckers ghost keeps me up all night lately.  As for me?  Well Imma keep managing my artists and selling candy at school like a real negro should. 

[JAZ]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[GimmeYourShoes]

lol 

[Mr. Kitty]

it might be cool to kick dogs, but if you tried to kick this feline
i would gauge your fuckin eyes out, as i sit and spit this freestylin
you'll be cryin as if you bought some candy from toreno
kid claims to have killed scrappy but it was me, no innuendo
like nintendo, i shoot down your claims like a duck
and up in your brain is where my fangs will be stuck

[Reprise91]

Best alias so far.

[Mr. Kitty]

it might be cool to kick dogs, but if you tried to kick this feline
i would gauge your fuckin eyes out, as i sit and spit this freestylin
you'll be cryin as if you bought some candy from toreno
kid claims to have killed scrappy but it was me, no innuendo
like nintendo, i shoot down your claims like a duck
and up in your brain is where my fangs will be stuck

Word now a cat wanna step to the Tanner?
When Scrappy shit on my clothes I flipped the script like Bruce Banner
Fuck petting and training a dumbass animal like scrappy or even YOU
Ill go all swine flu on you get in your ass (with my school supplies) and make you wanna sue
But oops you cant cause you just a stupid ass animal.  Stupid fuck shut up and pout
ASPCA came cause one of you narked me out but best believe I capped them without a doubt
Tanman 187 in the house.  Difference between me and you is that I can go outside
While you have to stay inside with all the shit in your litterbox and the house flies
Wait until daddy come home in another mood, your ass is thru
Hes a bad dude when he got the Coors in him n saying he pity the foo
We dont got cable so we watch old 80s shows dubs from the library
I gotta go hit the lizzawn and mow, so fuck you Kitty you dont scare me.

*hiss*, boy, them rhymes are pretty shitty
you better come more correct when steppin to mr kitty
you better show more respect when up in my city
if i dont get to ya neck, ill die tryin like 50
and once i reach the neck, muthafucka, it's over
ur jugular is in trouble, you fakeass lookin joker
i explore the outdoors, plus im fatal like adult chicken pox
cuz ill eat you the fuck up and shit u out in my litter box

[the ghost]

Thread of the year

[The Phoenix]

it might be cool to kick dogs, but if you tried to kick this feline
i would gauge your fuckin eyes out, as i sit and spit this freestylin
you'll be cryin as if you bought some candy from toreno
kid claims to have killed scrappy but it was me, no innuendo
like nintendo, i shoot down your claims like a duck
and up in your brain is where my fangs will be stuck

Word now a cat wanna step to the Tanner?
When Scrappy shit on my clothes I flipped the script like Bruce Banner
Fuck petting and training a dumbass animal like scrappy or even YOU
Ill go all swine flu on you get in your ass (with my school supplies) and make you wanna sue
But oops you cant cause you just a stupid ass animal.  Stupid fuck shut up and pout
ASPCA came cause one of you narked me out but best believe I capped them without a doubt
Tanman 187 in the house.  Difference between me and you is that I can go outside
While you have to stay inside with all the shit in your litterbox and the house flies
Wait until daddy come home in another mood, your ass is thru
Hes a bad dude when he got the Coors in him n saying he pity the foo
We dont got cable so we watch old 80s shows dubs from the library
I gotta go hit the lizzawn and mow, so fuck you Kitty you dont scare me.

*hiss*, boy, them rhymes are pretty shitty
you better come more correct when steppin to mr kitty
you better show more respect when up in my city
if i dont get to ya neck, ill die tryin like 50
and once i reach the neck, muthafucka, it's over
ur jugular is in trouble, you fakeass lookin joker
i explore the outdoors, plus im fatal like adult chicken pox
cuz ill eat you the fuck up and shit u out in my litter box

Oh shit!  We got a battle going on here.  Someone move this to keystyle...quick!!

[The Phoenix]

Thread of the year

Without a doubt!!

[Reprise91]

What I want to say to everyone is that I am sorry the ghost of my shit fuck dog is bothering you.  If I could beat a dog ghost I would.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts so bad from this, please dont ban this alias.

[Reprise91]

What I want to say to everyone is that I am sorry the ghost of my shit fuck dog is bothering you.  If I could beat a dog ghost I would.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts so bad from this, please dont ban this alias.

Bitch I am the Kilo aka Mike Toreeeeeeeeno aka David Tanner Guinn the masta of disasta.  I cant afford cable modems so my dialup IP always changes.  I cant be banned.  I run this shit.

LMAO, perfect, this is gonna be fun.

[The Phoenix]

What I want to say to everyone is that I am sorry the ghost of my shit fuck dog is bothering you.  If I could beat a dog ghost I would.

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!! my stomach hurts so bad from this, please dont ban this alias.

Bitch I am the Kilo aka Mike Toreeeeeeeeno aka David Tanner Guinn the masta of disasta.  I cant afford cable modems so my dialup IP always changes.  I cant be banned.  I run this shit.

Fuck yeah!

LMAO, perfect, this is gonna be fun.

[Nigga_With_An_Additude]

damn go for it mr.kitty