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If you were stranded on a deserted island only inhabited by wild hogs and poison ivy that will make you shit blood, which would you eat?

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Re: For Non-Pork Eaters Only...
« Reply #150 on: September 12, 2009, 10:04:35 AM »
its not frowned upon unless ure a orthodoxed jew ^ lol..
 

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« Reply #151 on: September 12, 2009, 11:40:09 AM »
i dont get how religion can stop you from eating something as good as pork
Its funny how most religions want you to stay away from pre-marital sex, BUUUUUT everybody breaks that religious code lol

Same with gambling.

But pork is a no-no.

lol so true. I used to work with some Muslin dudes...they were Egyptian. They used to gamble, go to strip clubs, fuck with hookers, drugs, etc.....but never touched the pork. lol
LOL it really is the funniest shit ever.

I dated a girl that was 7th Day Adventist and they're pretty much Christians that eat exactly like Jews. Never got her to eat bacon, drink liquor or drink caffeine but fucking was A-OK.

Actually.......I did make her eat pork. I just never told her. I guess she'll join me in hell.

much easier to give up bacon, liquor, and caffeine then sex lol


sex is healthy...bacon isn't 8)
But premarital sex is frowned upon, yet you still partake in that act. Hypocrite.

BTW, I had this sandwich with swiss cheese and black forest ham and it was phenomenal.

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« Reply #152 on: September 12, 2009, 02:34:56 PM »
its not frowned upon unless ure a orthodoxed jew ^ lol..
Then why do you go to Sexaholic Anonymous meetings?
 

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« Reply #153 on: September 12, 2009, 02:51:22 PM »
its not frowned upon unless ure a orthodoxed jew ^ lol..
Then why do you go to Sexaholic Anonymous meetings?

its Chronic Masterbators Anonymous, i heard you were gonna give a speech and talk about your life experience at their next meeting, Sik...
 

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« Reply #154 on: September 12, 2009, 10:53:54 PM »
i dont get how religion can stop you from eating something as good as pork
Its funny how most religions want you to stay away from pre-marital sex, BUUUUUT everybody breaks that religious code lol

Same with gambling.

But pork is a no-no.

lol so true. I used to work with some Muslin dudes...they were Egyptian. They used to gamble, go to strip clubs, fuck with hookers, drugs, etc.....but never touched the pork. lol
LOL it really is the funniest shit ever.

I dated a girl that was 7th Day Adventist and they're pretty much Christians that eat exactly like Jews. Never got her to eat bacon, drink liquor or drink caffeine but fucking was A-OK.

Actually.......I did make her eat pork. I just never told her. I guess she'll join me in hell.

much easier to give up bacon, liquor, and caffeine then sex lol


sex is healthy...bacon isn't 8)
But premarital sex is frowned upon, yet you still partake in that act. Hypocrite.

BTW, I had this sandwich with swiss cheese and black forest ham and it was phenomenal.


good for you...pork is worse than sex, regardless
 

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« Reply #155 on: September 14, 2009, 07:59:06 PM »
its not frowned upon unless ure a orthodoxed jew ^ lol..
Then why do you go to Sexaholic Anonymous meetings?

its Chronic Masterbators Anonymous, i heard you were gonna give a speech and talk about your life experience at their next meeting, Sik...
and a hands-on demonstration

i dont get how religion can stop you from eating something as good as pork
Its funny how most religions want you to stay away from pre-marital sex, BUUUUUT everybody breaks that religious code lol

Same with gambling.

But pork is a no-no.

lol so true. I used to work with some Muslin dudes...they were Egyptian. They used to gamble, go to strip clubs, fuck with hookers, drugs, etc.....but never touched the pork. lol
LOL it really is the funniest shit ever.

I dated a girl that was 7th Day Adventist and they're pretty much Christians that eat exactly like Jews. Never got her to eat bacon, drink liquor or drink caffeine but fucking was A-OK.

Actually.......I did make her eat pork. I just never told her. I guess she'll join me in hell.

much easier to give up bacon, liquor, and caffeine then sex lol


sex is healthy...bacon isn't 8)
But premarital sex is frowned upon, yet you still partake in that act. Hypocrite.

BTW, I had this sandwich with swiss cheese and black forest ham and it was phenomenal.


good for you...pork is worse than sex, regardless
Well yeah, not too many things better than sex.
 

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« Reply #156 on: September 14, 2009, 08:17:58 PM »
its not frowned upon unless ure a orthodoxed jew ^ lol..
Then why do you go to Sexaholic Anonymous meetings?

its Chronic Masterbators Anonymous, i heard you were gonna give a speech and talk about your life experience at their next meeting, Sik...
and a hands-on demonstration

i dont get how religion can stop you from eating something as good as pork
Its funny how most religions want you to stay away from pre-marital sex, BUUUUUT everybody breaks that religious code lol

Same with gambling.

But pork is a no-no.

lol so true. I used to work with some Muslin dudes...they were Egyptian. They used to gamble, go to strip clubs, fuck with hookers, drugs, etc.....but never touched the pork. lol
LOL it really is the funniest shit ever.

I dated a girl that was 7th Day Adventist and they're pretty much Christians that eat exactly like Jews. Never got her to eat bacon, drink liquor or drink caffeine but fucking was A-OK.

Actually.......I did make her eat pork. I just never told her. I guess she'll join me in hell.

much easier to give up bacon, liquor, and caffeine then sex lol


sex is healthy...bacon isn't 8)
But premarital sex is frowned upon, yet you still partake in that act. Hypocrite.

BTW, I had this sandwich with swiss cheese and black forest ham and it was phenomenal.


good for you...pork is worse than sex, regardless
Well yeah, not too many things better than sex.

still..it kinda depends on who you're fuccin. i've had some nasty hoodrats in my life.
 

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« Reply #157 on: September 14, 2009, 08:59:02 PM »
I know. There have been times where I thought I may have been fuckin a pig. Damn beer goggles.
 

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« Reply #158 on: September 14, 2009, 10:03:48 PM »
I know. There have been times where I thought I may have been fuckin a pig. Damn beer goggles.

well there have been times when I literally KNEW I was fuccin a pig...but even though that's bad..it's nothing compared to them damn rhinos.



unless u have a baby rhino
 

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« Reply #159 on: September 15, 2009, 05:27:23 PM »
pork is still one of the worst inventions
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
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« Reply #160 on: September 17, 2009, 10:31:24 AM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?
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« Reply #161 on: September 17, 2009, 10:34:43 AM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit
 

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« Reply #162 on: September 17, 2009, 10:49:26 AM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.
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« Reply #163 on: September 17, 2009, 10:55:30 AM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homies on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.
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« Reply #164 on: September 17, 2009, 12:23:50 PM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol
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« Reply #165 on: September 17, 2009, 01:28:31 PM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol


you just wouldnt LOL...guaranteed
 

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« Reply #166 on: September 17, 2009, 03:59:17 PM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol


you just wouldnt LOL...guaranteed

is it because youre a tough guy?
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« Reply #167 on: September 17, 2009, 04:09:45 PM »
FUCK JEW RAT BASTARDS
 

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« Reply #168 on: September 17, 2009, 04:11:31 PM »

THEY STINK AND I HATE EM
 

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« Reply #169 on: September 17, 2009, 04:58:21 PM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol


you just wouldnt LOL...guaranteed

is it because youre a tough guy?


nothing to do with being a tough guy, any normal dude wouldnt make a joke like that in front of another normal dude, point blank PERIOD
 

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« Reply #170 on: September 17, 2009, 05:15:11 PM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?

hahahah a priceless quote +1
 

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« Reply #171 on: September 19, 2009, 09:01:02 AM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol


you just wouldnt LOL...guaranteed

is it because youre a tough guy?


nothing to do with being a tough guy, any normal dude wouldnt make a joke like that in front of another normal dude, point blank PERIOD
depends, If you are of no use to me in the future or if I won't have to see you everyday at school or something I wouldd probally say it
 

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« Reply #172 on: September 21, 2009, 11:09:15 AM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol


you just wouldnt LOL...guaranteed

is it because youre a tough guy?


nothing to do with being a tough guy, any normal dude wouldnt make a joke like that in front of another normal dude, point blank PERIOD
depends, If you are of no use to me in the future or if I won't have to see you everyday at school or something I wouldd probally say it


you're 16....id stomp on your head if it were legal
 

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« Reply #173 on: September 24, 2009, 09:15:57 PM »
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« Reply #174 on: September 25, 2009, 12:36:25 PM »
If NIK licked Floyds pussy..is he going to hell for eating pork?



why crack jokes on the internet you'd never make in real life? LOL. bitch shit

Thats pretty funny comin from you man. Youve had each of your friends come on here and say that in person youre this really nice, kind guy. That youre nothing like how u act on here...even tho u try your hardest to act like an asshole on here lol.  Bringing your lil friends on here only made you look worse.

As far as the joke, I dont even have any issues with Floyd. Its all just comedy. You talk shit about Queen all the time even tho u dont have a real problem with her.


never once has any of my homes on here said that LOL..the fact of the matter is, you wouldnt have made that joke sitting in front of me and floyd, and you're just tryna avoid that fact by makin up some dumb shit, as usual.

why wouldnt I say it NIK? lol


you just wouldnt LOL...guaranteed

is it because youre a tough guy?


nothing to do with being a tough guy, any normal dude wouldnt make a joke like that in front of another normal dude, point blank PERIOD
depends, If you are of no use to me in the future or if I won't have to see you everyday at school or something I wouldd probally say it


you're 16....id stomp on your head if it were legal
you're making up laws now?