How does an Atheist have a funeral?

[The Phoenix]

I have it all mapped out. I will not be buried, but cremated, and my ashes will be split in 2 parts. One part would go in a small jar somewhere that i consider my true "home", and the other half will be mixed in into a communal jar of ashes that I'm gonna start for my family, so starting with me, whoever wants to join my ashes is totally welcome to do so. I also like when people make diamonds out of ashes of their relatives and make jewelry out of it, but that's not for me, i don't like jewelry. So basically, cremation all the way, baby! Fuck taking up valuable space on the planet.

Interesting concept, the communal jar & diamond thing.  I'll have to keep that in mind.  Imagine your grandkids rockin your ass on a ring or chain!

[Cali Climate]

I want an irish wake when I die. Religion doesn't have to play a part, it's everyones testimony about you.

[C-BLUE]

hey j bananas...i was curious..where does your name come from?

[The Phoenix]

I want an irish wake when I die. Religion doesn't have to play a part, it's everyones testimony about you.

And that's what it should be.  Remembering the person that passed.