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White People Jokes
« on: November 03, 2002, 07:23:51 PM »
There's tons of racist jokes, but I haven't heard many jokes about white people.  The only one I think I've heard is:

What do you call a bunch of white people in a box?

Crackers.

Anybody know any others?
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2002, 08:11:54 PM »
Why did the black man cross the road?

Cause it said "No Animals This way"


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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2002, 11:12:30 PM »
What do u call 50 white guys hiking down hill?

an avalanch...
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2002, 05:43:02 AM »
i DONT get it and if u diss me again ill personally come beat the shit outa u

Q: WHAT DO U CALL A PAKI WIT A BIG NOSE

A: N.I.K. (THA CHICK WIT A DICK)
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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2002, 08:48:27 AM »
NIK isn't no Paki, hes white.
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2002, 03:10:18 PM »
What do u call a school bus full of white people?

A twinkie
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2002, 03:19:19 PM »
What do u call a school bus full of white people?

A twinkie

lol
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2002, 04:19:19 PM »
niggaz, who the fucks this bitch shakira who cant take a joke, suddenly ppl bring in a few white jokes n he gets all off red faced n shit, man we all niggaz take what jokes y'all whites gotta say n then suddenly someone says sumthang about u n ya cheeks get all pink n shit, wtf, n then he trys dissin pakis to,lol lol shakira  u fuckin hoe
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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2002, 04:24:39 PM »
What you do if an afgan is drowning?????








































Take your foot off his head.
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2002, 05:39:43 PM »
Q: what do you call a Brit who looks half decent and has been to a dentist before?



















A:never to this date has anyone fit that description
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2002, 09:05:11 PM »
This is an old NYC joke...
 
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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2002, 09:29:19 PM »
man we all niggaz take what jokes y'all whites gotta say
you n*g*e*s dont have any other choice


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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2002, 10:29:49 PM »
what do u call a white person on fire?

a fire cracker


hhahahahaha
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #13 on: November 06, 2002, 10:48:22 AM »
what do u call a white person on fire?

a fire cracker


hhahahahaha

lol
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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #14 on: November 06, 2002, 03:34:52 PM »
How do you cicrumsize a cracker? You kick his sister in the jaw.

Ya fuckin' rednecks.
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #15 on: November 09, 2002, 01:53:31 PM »
NIK isn't no Paki, hes white.



I'm not white either...I'm Israeli...
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #16 on: November 13, 2002, 05:39:23 PM »
What do u call 50 white guys hiking down hill?

an avalanch...

lmfao
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #17 on: November 13, 2002, 05:40:46 PM »
what do u call a white person on fire?

a fire cracker


hhahahahaha

hahaa
 

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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2002, 01:16:50 PM »
what do ya say when u see yer tv floating at night?





drop the tv nigga!!
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Re:White People Jokes
« Reply #19 on: November 19, 2002, 03:54:08 PM »
what do ya say when u see yer tv floating at night?





drop the tv nigga!!

lolol ahahahahahaha
 

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« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2002, 06:54:09 AM »
lol...i love it


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