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Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« on: September 13, 2009, 09:28:07 PM »
wow, what a bunch of bullshit they feed these poor people!! I don't go to church (any other church) either, the only reason that i would is to admire the architecture or the cultural aspects, but I was invited, and couldn't decline. I honestly feel really bad for these simple minded sheep, but I guess if it makes them feel any better, let them do it. This was like a watered-down, fast food version of protestant, orthodox, or catholics sermons I've seen. How could any self-respecting person stand there and wave their hands around and cry and pray, and 5 minutes later get in their lexus and drive home to watch some reality show on MTV? It just baffles me
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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #1 on: September 13, 2009, 11:14:51 PM »
wow, what a bunch of bullshit they feed these poor people!! I don't go to church (any other church) either, the only reason that i would is to admire the architecture or the cultural aspects, but I was invited, and couldn't decline. I honestly feel really bad for these simple minded sheep, but I guess if it makes them feel any better, let them do it. This was like a watered-down, fast food version of protestant, orthodox, or catholics sermons I've seen. How could any self-respecting person stand there and wave their hands around and cry and pray, and 5 minutes later get in their lexus and drive home to watch some reality show on MTV? It just baffles me
It's awesome though. The power the church leader has over his followers. In those huge mega churches they're bigger than rock stars lol.

If I had the charisma and didn't mind tricking people out of their money, I would most definitely start my own church.
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #2 on: September 14, 2009, 05:00:13 AM »
wow, what a bunch of bullshit they feed these poor people!! I don't go to church (any other church) either, the only reason that i would is to admire the architecture or the cultural aspects, but I was invited, and couldn't decline. I honestly feel really bad for these simple minded sheep, but I guess if it makes them feel any better, let them do it. This was like a watered-down, fast food version of protestant, orthodox, or catholics sermons I've seen. How could any self-respecting person stand there and wave their hands around and cry and pray, and 5 minutes later get in their lexus and drive home to watch some reality show on MTV? It just baffles me
It's awesome though. The power the church leader has over his followers. In those huge mega churches they're bigger than rock stars lol.

If I had the charisma and didn't mind tricking people out of their money, I would most definitely start my own church.
It's definately a good investment.  Those mega churches are fuckin' ridiculous.  I've been in some that look like upscale malls.  They have library's, classrooms, bookstores and even coffee shops.  A fuckin' coffee shop in a church.  Now tell me if that money is being used to help the community "find God".
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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #3 on: September 15, 2009, 09:12:52 AM »
wow, what a bunch of bullshit they feed these poor people!! I don't go to church (any other church) either, the only reason that i would is to admire the architecture or the cultural aspects, but I was invited, and couldn't decline. I honestly feel really bad for these simple minded sheep, but I guess if it makes them feel any better, let them do it. This was like a watered-down, fast food version of protestant, orthodox, or catholics sermons I've seen. How could any self-respecting person stand there and wave their hands around and cry and pray, and 5 minutes later get in their lexus and drive home to watch some reality show on MTV? It just baffles me
It's awesome though. The power the church leader has over his followers. In those huge mega churches they're bigger than rock stars lol.

If I had the charisma and didn't mind tricking people out of their money, I would most definitely start my own church.
It's definately a good investment.  Those mega churches are fuckin' ridiculous.  I've been in some that look like upscale malls.  They have library's, classrooms, bookstores and even coffee shops.  A fuckin' coffee shop in a church.  Now tell me if that money is being used to help the community "find God".
they need that to keep up with the transforming culture...
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #4 on: September 15, 2009, 10:05:13 AM »
it's pretty sicc to me though...they just prey on the weak minded niggas. do we really need that?.
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #5 on: September 15, 2009, 12:29:14 PM »
like you c-blue? ;)
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #6 on: September 15, 2009, 12:41:46 PM »
if i was a weak minded nigga i'd be in church..praising god like your retarded ass. btw how much money do you donate to your church every year? how much?. weak...thats funny coming from you..a 300 pound diabetic schizo...in a fuccin wheelchair!!. should I continue...lol
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #7 on: September 15, 2009, 12:49:44 PM »
coming from a wannabe gangsta ;)who has four children out of wedlock..........
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #8 on: September 15, 2009, 12:53:43 PM »
I really want to get in to the church racket.
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #9 on: September 15, 2009, 01:00:13 PM »
I'm gonna be like that one dude Benny Hinn who hires actors to sit in wheelchairs and once he touches them they get out of the wheelchair and start dancing. Sell out stadiums around the world.

Then go masturbate on my 3 Lambos in my 20-bedroom mansion.
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #10 on: September 15, 2009, 02:24:11 PM »
I'm gonna be like that one dude Benny Hinn who hires actors to sit in wheelchairs and once he touches them they get out of the wheelchair and start dancing. Sell out stadiums around the world.

Then go masturbate on my 3 Lambos in my 20-bedroom mansion.

you think you can do that..look into that camera all serious and go "ohhh jesus thank you lord...you're such a good god...i'm so anointed now..." without bursting into laughter???
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #11 on: September 15, 2009, 03:53:07 PM »
Well I could agree wit evangelists, them Born Again Christians and white Baptists who talk wit vocabulary like 'accept Christ' or shit along them lines....why you gotta say 'Christ' for, why you can't say Jesus? All those middle America folks living a happy lil pretend life in the suburbs. Becuz I don't buy their shit at all. At all. Not their lil fairytales of a happy marriage and they're good high honor Christian children, and they all are a family of sinless behavior. Yet they stuck up as hell. And the husband is committing adultery and the son will pass away puttin' his life and others at risk wit a DUI drunk driving accident and the daughter is wearing make-up in the 5th grade having sex at 14. And its such tragedy when somethang happens to them Christian folks but when it's the inner city kid.....


I've been to a Born Again Christian Church and they're fake, yeah. Christians are hypocritical no doubt and should be ashamed of themselves. Becuz THIS is the type of shit that happens. A group of sons of doubting Thomases  ;D got this bullshit against all us! All us. Now I ain't tryin' to be hypocritical, cuz I got love for everybody and anybody but I'm callin' it how I see it. It's called psychology and you could read people, it's on their face. Preachin' verses and lookin' at us like niggas don't belong here, fake smiles. Being fake to one another. You gon call yourself a Christian than that meannnnnn you got love for ev'rybody! That mean you ain't cheating on your spouses. That mean you ain't on some pedestal. Nobody is better than nobody.



They ain't on the same level. I don't speak for them in my defense.

They don't wanna be put on the same level, than we ain't on the same level.


All that BS on Fox Family on Sundays and late night. It's korny as hell. And they know it.

 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #12 on: September 15, 2009, 05:16:09 PM »
I'm gonna be like that one dude Benny Hinn who hires actors to sit in wheelchairs and once he touches them they get out of the wheelchair and start dancing. Sell out stadiums around the world.

Then go masturbate on my 3 Lambos in my 20-bedroom mansion.

you think you can do that..look into that camera all serious and go "ohhh jesus thank you lord...you're such a good god...i'm so anointed now..." without bursting into laughter???
LOL Probably. But if I keep thinkin about those dollar signs I might be able to pull it off.
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #13 on: September 15, 2009, 06:02:41 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/YVIPF_PmHuQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/YVIPF_PmHuQ</a>
hahahaha this is priceless.

and checc the nigga's house...worth 12 million$


his airplane


checc this shit out too
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/BLB0UTO7-Xc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/BLB0UTO7-Xc</a>
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #14 on: September 15, 2009, 08:10:45 PM »
HAHA He is who I aspire to be. Why the fuck am I paying for school when I could be doing this shit?

I know all about his shadiness too. Benny took hundreds of thousands of dollars from Evander Holyfield AND he is wanted for murder in India.

LOL and whenever I talk to one of his followers and ask them why in the fuck would he need a $12 million dollar mansion, they always reply, "God has blessed him". No, motherfucker, YOU blessed him lol.
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #15 on: September 15, 2009, 08:47:45 PM »
WOW, this Benny Hinn guy is amazing! The nerve!
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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #16 on: September 16, 2009, 01:52:35 AM »
I really want to get in to the church racket.
same here... but it feels wierd going to mass on Sundays
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #17 on: September 17, 2009, 05:50:31 AM »
I really want to get in to the church racket.
same here... but it feels wierd going to mass on Sundays
Especially if you are coming off of your high, or hungover.  You just feel consumed with the devil.
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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #18 on: September 18, 2009, 01:19:40 PM »
I am a christian true but I am backsliding and don't really care............I stopped being chaplin cuz i can't take these peoples shit,man iff I have to hear one more person admit murder I ama choke them,.........
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #19 on: September 18, 2009, 01:20:18 PM »
I know yall been wondering wassup well now you know............ ;D
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #20 on: September 20, 2009, 12:03:21 AM »
wow  8)
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #21 on: September 20, 2009, 11:24:10 AM »
okay yall so...............wassup...........
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #22 on: September 22, 2009, 11:19:46 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/YVIPF_PmHuQ" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/YVIPF_PmHuQ</a>
hahahaha this is priceless.

and checc the nigga's house...worth 12 million$


his airplane


checc this shit out too
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/BLB0UTO7-Xc" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/BLB0UTO7-Xc</a>
holy shit
 

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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
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Re: Went to an evangelical sermon today...
« Reply #24 on: September 24, 2009, 08:11:00 PM »

I see he's stepped up his English game since that video. Fuck, that man is my hero.