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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #50 on: February 02, 2002, 04:16:52 AM »
well I will show yall what makes a girl horny but that is another topic alltogether...........
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #51 on: February 03, 2002, 03:25:00 PM »
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40 times a week? wow, wow.......now dats called addiction, lol......


lol, that ain't addiction, that's Dedication! Anyone who can Yank His Plank 40 times a week has nothing but pure Dedication. What i wouldn't give to have the time and effort to be able to do it 40 times a week....well...actually, i dunno now, i can see myself goin blind, becoming paralysed and all other kind of shit that's supposed to b jus myth's. But yeah, total dedication to anyone who can be bothered to Bang their bishop more than twice a day
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #52 on: February 03, 2002, 04:33:22 PM »
how old are you, i'm sure that at the age of 30 you won't produce anymore  ,dawm
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #53 on: February 05, 2002, 10:38:13 AM »
I wrote this in a different post, but i think it's something we should all read and take note of, as it's a VERY seriouse Matter

  Wank (ing) (er)>:Verb(m) (I.e. Masturbation)- To Wank.....(lol)....To Hold one's Penis (Love Plank, Trouser Snake, Bishop, Soldier, Mini Me, Dick, Cock, Willy, Private Carl, Schlonger....the list goes on...lol)    and In a Quick Movement go up and down, be carefull tho, as too much ''Wanking'' can cause Blindness, Loss Of Limbs, Lepresy, Loss Of Voice, Deafness, Unluckyness, But in a rare case in Japan a man's ''penis'' was lost due to extensive ''Wanking''.  
   After a while of doing so, one will feel a sense of pleasure and then relaxation.
   However, masturbation can cure many deseases such as Cancer of the Lungs, tongue, testi's, bowl, heart and Brain.

   It has also been known to give people luck as seen with the commercial rapper Puff Daddy (P.Diddy). In his Teenage years he 'wanked' a lot....almost too much some have said. It got to a part in his life where he lost his family, car, house and money due to masturbation. He thought of suicide many times because of his problem, but one day, whilst livin in a box he came to a climax that made him money (hense the reason why he's rich now), no one know's how this occured, u jus have to take it for granted.

 Anyway, that's what the English Word 'Wank' Means
 
  Oh yeah, if u say somethin is wank, basically it means it's shit!
   
  I hope I've opened your eyes on this contages Virus called Masturbation....And Remember Chokin your chicked 2 times a day is not normal and if u continue doing so the above illnesses will strike u down any day now!
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #54 on: February 06, 2002, 05:42:14 PM »
yo leme tell u that their are rarely any side effects from masterbation. Some ppl say that it causes memory loss, but thats very unlikely..(maybe only is you arent healthy or are suffering from vitamin deficieny).

So its fine to do it, i think it wont harm ya.

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