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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #30 on: January 31, 2002, 04:17:10 PM »
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Women are so smart, but so naieve.

Really though.  EVERY guy masturbates.  EVERY guy.  ;*EVERY* guy.  As in, they have to.  I'll bet, honestly, 95% of guys do.  I know a fewwwww guys at church that might not, but almost everyone does.  

I read a study once, that said that if guys don't shoot off at least once a week, somehow, that it'll become painful.


I think most girls do too.  They lie about it, but I think they all do it.  At least 60-70% of them.  


yeah but c'mon i can pass one week with jerkin ,  :o

actualy i ain't touchin myself, there something call  handjob who work well  ;)

oh and lol @ ruthless for the tread and fo her sentiments when she read this thread, and at tom too , who jerk off animal lol
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #32 on: January 31, 2002, 04:55:15 PM »
sometimes i dont wanna do it but i have to.  its jus sorta creeps up on me then i have to.  if i wake up wit a mad boner then i know that i fell asleep wit my dick in my hand and didnt blow little madchilds all ova the ceiling.  i do it like 40 times a week, it relieves stress.  sugafoot does it way more tho.  hes always doint it, at the mall bathroom, while he drives and shit.
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #33 on: January 31, 2002, 05:03:49 PM »
lol this a funny thread
but like everyone else, add me on the list lol
i do it often just like everyone else lol
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #34 on: January 31, 2002, 05:22:09 PM »
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 i do it like 40 times a week, it relieves stress.  sugafoot does it way more tho.  hes always doint it, at the mall bathroom, while he drives and shit.

shiiiiiiish , i think there is some social group fo this type of shit  :o
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #35 on: January 31, 2002, 06:04:10 PM »
40 times a week? wow, wow.......now dats called addiction, lol......U need help, Too much Masterbation makes u weak as fucc......lol, sad but true.

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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #36 on: January 31, 2002, 06:37:14 PM »
straight up ...i havn't gone more than 4 days since i was 12 without gradifying myself .



when  first started it was like 4 times a day, b4 school, after, and twice at night till i was 14 i think


then i did it every day at night

then i got the internet and it went back to 4 x....but at night


now it's like every other night or so


btw...nice picture tom ;)....guess what day it is?lol
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #37 on: January 31, 2002, 06:41:47 PM »
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shiiiiiiish , i think there is some social group fo this type of shit  :o

Yeah, lol ;D ;D
I don't wanna listen to that shit,
gimme rather some links to som decent pussy instead. :D
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #38 on: January 31, 2002, 07:06:11 PM »
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they dont?? i neva knew dat.. then wat are all these sperm banks and stuff. . ?



ok lemme tell u all about this sperm shit. When males r young n to about 35, they r able to make ample quantity and supply  of sperm, when they r middle aged like in their 40s n after wards, they become old n begin to lose their fertility. Thats why they use Viagra n all (even some ppl in the 30s use it to make sperm), but it helps them to have betta sex n all that.

"Genius and High-achiever Sperm Bank Information:
Over the past decade, sperm banks have appeared around the world catering to women clients who care mostly about the physical appearance of the sperm donor. Typically, these sperm banks select sperm donors mainly to reduce sperm processing costs and improve pregnancy rates by a few percentage points, and also to include donors with popular appearances. Most of these sperm banks can provide a catalog of sperm donors to prospective clients. Typically, their catalogs list available sperm donors, usually with only a single-line description of the sperm donor, which typically describes his race, height, weight, and general appearance. You are lucky if the sperm bank catalog lists his educational background or profession.

A woman who wants to select a high-achiever sperm donor from a sperm bank is out of luck.

Fortunately for these women, a few sperm banks select sperm donors mainly based on achievements and intelligence. Their sperm donor catalogs contain extensive information about sperm donors' scientific discoveries and inventions, published papers and patents, school records, music and artistic abilities, athletic abilities, as well as the usual race and appearance information. "


Sperm banks basically help women in selecting the baby of their choice, thats through the quality of the sperm. Its basically for womn who don have babies naturally, they inject the chosen sperm cells in them n hence they r able to produce babies without having sexual intercourse.


Jodie Foster (from the movie Contact) had a baby by selecting a sperm from one of these banks.

it may be funny an all, but its the facts...


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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #39 on: January 31, 2002, 07:10:50 PM »
Damn, too much info, lol :-/
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #40 on: January 31, 2002, 07:16:15 PM »
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Damn, too much info, lol :-/


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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #41 on: January 31, 2002, 10:09:23 PM »
Hello all.

I started masturbating in grade 6 in the summer holidays. I used to play with my dick and I would often start wicking it. Hehe. I masturbate alteast 3 times a week. When did you start doing it?
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #42 on: February 01, 2002, 04:38:16 AM »
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Like in college I can't 'cause I always have roommates. In summer I can't 'cause I'm home with a sister aways checking up on me


aww c'mon if you really want to you can, i do it when my parents watch tv in the room next to this one here. lol

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i do it like 40 times a week, it relieves stress



:o  :o  :o  :o


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Hello all.

When did you start doing it?


when i was 4 yrs old  ;D
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #43 on: February 01, 2002, 06:01:26 AM »
yo... ruthless ... what makes u think im jerking off on regular basis??


just curious
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Re: masterbation-:)
« Reply #44 on: February 01, 2002, 06:33:19 AM »
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yo... ruthless ... what makes u think im jerking off on regular basis??


just curious


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Yah gotcha hand FIXED tah yah DICK, but couldnt come hard if yah jerked off THREE-TIMES-A-DAY/ lol

jus fukin witcha  ;D
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