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"Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« on: February 04, 2002, 09:10:41 AM »
Well, when I got home, my Mother was there waiting for me.  She looks at me and goes, "Justin, I just found 75 cigars, papers, a pipe, 2 lighters, and a bag of green stuff in the cellar.  Are you out of your mind?"  

I kept my cool, and went right along with it.  My Mother is pretty gullable, and I told her I was keeping it for my cousin.  She started to believe me, cause she never caught me or suspected me of this stuff before.

I convinced her that I was hiding this stuff for my cousin, because he had no place to hide it in his home.  She believed me cause she knows he's smoked before.  Also, the other good thing is that my cousin doesn't live around here anymore.

She just started to laugh, and ask what the cigars where like.  I told her they were alright, and said I only took one puff.  

I then snagged my eighth of chronic away without her seeing, "Thank God."

My Mom then took the stuff, and started looking at it.  She said she wouldn't tell me Dad.   :o

Today has been the luckiest day ever. :o :o :o

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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2002, 09:27:43 AM »
haHA DAMN lucky muthafucka! lol i dont keep weed at home.. my homie got it... so when we smoke i go there! but damn my mom woudve neva belived me.. specially coz she knows i smoke weed from time to time ;)
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2002, 10:08:05 AM »
My advice would be to just stop smokin' it.  You don't need it, plus, you'll feel better if you don't have to hide anything from  your parents.  Just my opinion, though.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #3 on: February 04, 2002, 10:54:57 AM »
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My advice would be to just stop smokin' it.  You don't need it, plus, you'll feel better if you don't have to hide anything from  your parents.  Just my opinion, though.


I get nervous a lot, and jumpy, weed calms me down...it's my escape.  It is especially coming in handy now.  I rarely fuck with cigars now, I sold most of them.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #4 on: February 04, 2002, 11:17:39 AM »
Think how much stronger you would be though, if you could handle your nervousness without smoking.  That's what you oughta work towards.  
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #5 on: February 04, 2002, 01:50:43 PM »
Good story like.  U r 1 very lucky boy.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #6 on: February 04, 2002, 02:30:44 PM »
word to trauma, thaz excatly wht i thought,  u dont need that ish, stay in the real world, be strong bro, peace

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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #7 on: February 04, 2002, 02:39:43 PM »
imagine if his mom starts reading this message board and finds out the real truth...LoL
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #8 on: February 04, 2002, 02:48:49 PM »
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imagine if his mom starts reading this message board and finds out the real truth...LoL
LMAO, imagine a new poster on here called Justins/Incognitos mom, coming on here on a regular basis.
;D ;D
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #9 on: February 04, 2002, 03:08:56 PM »
damn you are lucky....a few weeks ago i wuz rollin a blunt downstairs in tha basement where my room is an my mom started to come down tha stairs so i took tha magazine that tha tobacoo and cigar wrapers were on and i put it under my bed..then i few days later my mom told me she found cigars and shit under my bed and asked me wuz i smokin cigars, she never thought that it coud be weed, i told her that i wuz gonna smoke one of tha cigars but i decided not to.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #10 on: February 04, 2002, 05:41:33 PM »
lol.. funny story. and yeah u are lucky
i kno u get all nerbvous trying to hide shit from your parents
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #11 on: February 04, 2002, 08:24:35 PM »
Thats kinda what happened to me but it was with porn magazines. I told her someone put them in my backpack and that they weren't mine. So I threw them out and at about 4 in the mornin I went back to get them.

But damn your lucky.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #12 on: February 04, 2002, 11:56:37 PM »
shit my moms aint neva caught me wit that shit.  but shit u gottz lucky as fuck.  i hope that my mom dont go lookin throo my shit.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #13 on: February 05, 2002, 03:41:01 AM »
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LMAO, imagine a new poster on here called Justins/Incognitos mom, coming on here on a regular basis.
;D ;D


LMAO!!..... yo.... that's ridiculous how parents believe stories like that.. unbelievable... funny shit though.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #14 on: February 05, 2002, 10:10:39 AM »
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imagine if his mom starts reading this message board and finds out the real truth...LoL


Ha, looks like I already did.

- Incog or whatever the hell you call yourself here, when you get home I'm give you the hardest ass kickin of your short little life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm telling all your Mothers!  WCC is a bad place!
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #15 on: February 05, 2002, 10:14:30 AM »
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Ha, looks like I already did.

- Incog or whatever the hell you call yourself here, when you get home I'm give you the hardest ass kickin of your short little life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm telling all your Mothers!  WCC is a bad place!


MOM, NO, how did you find me!?!?!?!?

I promise I'll be a good boy.
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #16 on: February 05, 2002, 10:17:30 AM »
You little bastard!  Get off the computer (Mommy Dearest pulls Incognito away from computer and starts to whoop his ass)

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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #17 on: February 05, 2002, 10:52:50 AM »
lol oh man yall are silly............... ;D
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #18 on: February 05, 2002, 11:55:32 AM »
HAHAH Funny shit.I laffed at that 1!
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #19 on: February 05, 2002, 01:49:50 PM »
The children these days *tisk tisk*


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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #20 on: February 06, 2002, 09:14:50 AM »
lol .. i used to hang out with this guy in college who would smoke hash .. in the yard outside the college ..and would'nt give a fuck wheather the teachers saw him or not  lol ..
he was telling me a funny story b4 that like u .. his mother found his papers etc .. first she was all pissed off  but then admitted she didn't care coz she did it in the 70's.. then she didn't give a fuck .. then he wanted a smoke and she would'nt let him in the house in case the dad saw him, so they both went out to the car and (him and the mom) and were smoking the hash .. then the dad sees em and wonders whats going on walks outside .. the guy drops his blunt by mistake with the fright on the expensive leather seats of the merc lol .. the seat starts smoking .. but to hide it from the dad he sits on the lit car seat while his mother has like a little conversation with the dad .. his jeans were burnt though LOL  ;D
btw justin how old r u ? if ur like over 18 and its only marajwana then fuck ur parents lol .. ur old enough to do what u like lol  ;D
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Re: "Justin, Are You On Drugs?"
« Reply #21 on: February 06, 2002, 09:54:51 AM »
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btw justin how old r u ? if ur like over 18 and its only marajwana then fuck ur parents lol .. ur old enough to do what u like lol  ;D


I'm 16.
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