Words to live by

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Would anyone like to share some words of wisdom that have inspired them to live their lives?

I'll start with something special to me, something that has inspired me, a quote that speaks to me from the heart:

"Give me the pussy and then I'm straight. If not, fuck it I'll masturbate."

Words to live by

[AGeesta]

"g'z up, hoes down, if that bitch cant swim she is bound to drown"

"live by the gun, die by the gun"

[M Dogg™]

"From a young G's perspective, And before me dig out a bitch I have ta' find a contraceptive, You never know she could be earnin' her man, And learnin' her man, and at the same time burnin' her man, Now you know I ain't wit that shit, Lieutenant, Ain't no pussy good enough to get burnt while I'm up in it"

[Leggy Hendrix]

"life without knowledge is death in disguise"

[Blasphemy]

"On a long enough time lime, the survival rate drops 2 Zero". 

[ikke]

'You talk like a bitch you get smacked like a bitch'

'who cares'

[JAZ]

i'd rather have a bottle in front of me, than a frontal lobotomy.
tom waits.

[C-BLUE]

'You talk like a bitch you get smacked like a bitch'

is that what your father keeps telling you?

[westsiderider323]

"bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks"

[Þŕiņçë]

YOU WILL LOSE MONEY CHASING WOMEN, BUT YOU WILL NEVER LOSE WOMEN CHASING MONEY

[Paul]

"Life is just a series of peaks and troughs, and you don't whether you're in a trough until you're climbing out, or on a peak until you're coming down. And that's it, you know, you never know what's round the corner. But it's all good. "If you want the rainbow you've got to put up with the rain". Do you know which "philosopher" said that? Dolly Parton.

And people say she's just a big pair of tits."

- David Brent

[ikke]

'You talk like a bitch you get smacked like a bitch'

is that what your father keeps telling you?

It's what I tell him 

[C-BLUE]

a lot of you fools seem to be quoting your favorite rapper haha....but i don't know. i aint knoccin' it. i like it when muthafuccas dont take life too seriously. to me life is just entertainment...fucc tryin' to make sense of it all. fucc all that deepak chopra shit, that oprah shit..fucc all that. fucc all these details. i like how george carlin saw this shit..one of the few white muthafuccas i can really relate to.

watch that shit and you see what im talkin' about and how i feel about shit
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/4P0fpOaVB9o" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/4P0fpOaVB9o</a>
so if there's words to live by it's probably "I don't give a fucc".

'You talk like a bitch you get smacked like a bitch'

is that what your father keeps telling you?

It's what I tell him 

lol

[Moe]

"These 'taxes', they are like sacrifices to tribal gods?"

"Well, roughly speaking, but paying taxes is more painful."

Leela and the Doctor