Fav Slaughterhouse punchlines?

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Album had some nice lines

"If you are what you eat how come I'm not pussy"

[R1ZE]

im the man in the booth... with a few good men.. and YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!!

 

[Episcop Cruel Cvrle]

damn to many....

lately ive been blown by crookeds verse on Gun Harmonizing with Royce:


" Its like hes standing in circular firing squad
  singers for hire, I find them a job
  you see the gauge is baritone,a revolver is tenor
  way the shots spin your body
  Imma call them the spinners
  call them earth wind and fire
  put you beneath earth wind and fire
  feel the fire that burned Richard Pryor
  im keepin two guns I named them Romeo and Juliette
  make you take five like you and your homies are on the movie set"

 
 

 

[Chamillitary Click]

if it can be individual, it's GOT to be Joey.

"Thank God I was placed in this decade by mistaken/
I don't belong here/
Dad fucked Mom in the wrong year/
Wrong peers/
Amongst niggas with wrong ears/
Always dancin'; every songs weird/
Wrong fashion; it's like everybody's gone queer."

 

[Episcop Cruel Cvrle]

if it can be individual, it's GOT to be Joey.

"Thank God I was placed in this decade by mistaken/
I don't belong here/
Dad fucked Mom in the wrong year/
Wrong peers/
Amongst niggas with wrong ears/
Always dancin'; every songs weird/
Wrong fashion; it's like everybody's gone queer."

 

Classic. +1 for recognizing the quality!

[Chamillitary Click]

if it can be individual, it's GOT to be Joey.

"Thank God I was placed in this decade by mistaken/
I don't belong here/
Dad fucked Mom in the wrong year/
Wrong peers/
Amongst niggas with wrong ears/
Always dancin'; every songs weird/
Wrong fashion; it's like everybody's gone queer."

 

Classic. +1 for recognizing the quality!

back at ya.

easily my favorite lines of year.

[GangstaBoogy]

I'm actually very disappointed in Crooked I for using that you are what you eat line. Shit is hella played out. But my fav is from that same verse...

"We the mob, homie who need a job?
Plus I'm so fly - tell Derek Fisher I need a lob".

[The Ultimate Pianist]

if it can be individual, it's GOT to be Joey.

"Thank God I was placed in this decade by mistaken/
I don't belong here/
Dad fucked Mom in the wrong year/
Wrong peers/
Amongst niggas with wrong ears/
Always dancin'; every songs weird/
Wrong fashion; it's like everybody's gone queer."

 

haha never noticed that one. props cham 

[Westcoastin']

theres some sick ones in The One

"I love these freak women
Something in my denim need a KISS, call it Gene Simmons
They wanna ban me like Marlyn Manson
For all the whores in my Baltimore, Maryland mansion
I'm the one who wants to Spear Britney
Give Pink some black put it near her kidneys
I'm the one who always cause an affair
So every time your bitch burp, you smell my balls in the air"

annnnnd

"The One, an Outkast, I don't need the rock
So I can put my Love Below by her SpeakerBoxx"