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QuietTruth

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HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« on: October 23, 2009, 07:36:56 AM »
HELPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Give me the secret. Pleaseeeeeeee. What the fuck you gotta do???

I put references. I put down names. I don't know what else to do? What's the magic word??
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Leggy Hendrix

Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 07:41:37 AM »
i feel you man...i been out of work for 4 months now...after 4 years in the same shit...whats for you wont go past you...keep your chin up... 8)
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #2 on: October 23, 2009, 07:43:22 AM »
It's hard. Unemployment is at around 10% right now so theres a massive increase of people in your exact position. If you're looking at jobs on craigslist, just remember there's gonna be about 200 other people applying for the same one, which means you can have the prettiest resume in the world but it still doesn't mean shit if you're sitting behind a computer.

Go in to the store/whatever you're applying for. Ask to talk to the hiring manager. Get familiar with them. It takes more effort but it's the only way to really seperate yourself from the masses shooting their email and generic cover letter to him.
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #3 on: October 23, 2009, 08:13:53 AM »
you can work for me.
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #4 on: October 23, 2009, 08:22:16 AM »
Just sell drugs. Its way easier and you make more. Less risk too, you dont want to get hurt mopping the floor of dennies bro.
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #5 on: October 23, 2009, 08:26:21 AM »
Quote from: ¥øûήg Þ®iñ¢€  ™ on October 23, 2009, 08:22:16 AM
Just sell drugs. Its way easier and you make more. Less risk too, you dont want to get hurt mopping the floor of dennies bro.
LOL THIS GUY
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #6 on: October 23, 2009, 08:27:19 AM »
WORK ON YOUR INTRODUCTION/FIRST IMPRESSION AND ADD A COVER LETTER TO RESUME WITH A PHOTO OF YOU IN YOUR CHURCH SUIT.

MOST EMPLOYERS DON'T CARE ABOUT REFERENCES, SO HAVE IT...
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References Available Upon Request

WORK ON BODY LANGUAGE AND MAKE EYE CONTACT DURING THE INTERVIEW.

HAVE A GOOD REASONS WHY YOU LEFT YOUR LAST JOB.
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #7 on: October 23, 2009, 08:27:58 AM »
 8) 8) 8)
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #8 on: October 23, 2009, 08:31:44 AM »
Propz.
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #9 on: October 23, 2009, 08:40:55 AM »
Well, the day I get an interview I'ma go in there pretending the dude is Kain. 8)


Should I stuff?





LMAO.
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Blood$

Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #10 on: October 23, 2009, 08:42:08 AM »
I think we hiring at my job, it's only like a 30 min. drive from Waterbury  8)
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #11 on: October 23, 2009, 08:43:39 AM »
Quote from: H0W HiGH on October 23, 2009, 08:42:08 AM
I think we hiring at my job, it's only like a 30 min. drive from Waterbury  8)

Word? What it is? What you do?
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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #12 on: October 23, 2009, 08:49:55 AM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:40:55 AM
Well, the day I get an interview I'ma go in there pretending the dude is Kain. 8)


Should I stuff?





LMAO.


LOL I DELETED MY THREAD ABOUT HIRING GIRLS WITH BIG BREAST AT CINGULAR.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE NAMED IN ANOTHER LAWSUIT :laugh:


OH AND ANOTHER THING, MAKE SURE YOU TURN YOUR APPLICATION INTO THE MANAGER AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THAT TIME.

THE STORE I WORKED FOR HAD 2 EMPLOYEES MAX AT ONE TIME AND WE WOULD TRASH APPLICATIONS AT RANDOM :laugh:
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Blood$

Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #13 on: October 23, 2009, 08:51:41 AM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:43:39 AM
Quote from: H0W HiGH on October 23, 2009, 08:42:08 AM
I think we hiring at my job, it's only like a 30 min. drive from Waterbury  8)

Word? What it is? What you do?

Taco Bell/KFC, haha

on your application if you put my name I'll just be like "yeah, I know this dude from DubCC"  :P
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QuietTruth

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Re: HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???
« Reply #14 on: October 23, 2009, 08:53:25 AM »
^ LMFAO!

Quote from: KAIN PIFF on October 23, 2009, 08:49:55 AM
Quote from: QuietTruth on October 23, 2009, 08:40:55 AM
Well, the day I get an interview I'ma go in there pretending the dude is Kain. 8)


Should I stuff?





LMAO.


LOL I DELETED MY THREAD ABOUT HIRING GIRLS WITH BIG BREAST AT CINGULAR.

I DIDN'T WANT TO BE NAMED IN ANOTHER LAWSUIT :laugh:


OH AND ANOTHER THING, MAKE SURE YOU TURN YOUR APPLICATION INTO THE MANAGER AND INTRODUCE YOURSELF AT THE TIME.

THE STORE I WORKED FOR HAD 2 EMPLOYEES MAX AT ONE TIME AND WE WOULD TRASH APPLICATIONS AT RANDOM :laugh:

Oh damn.
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