HOW THE FUCK DO YOU GET A JOB???

[universe]

YEAH WE WERE SO BORED WE CAME UP WITH 101 REASONS NOT GIVE THE MANAGER SOMEONES APPLICATION

LOL, HERE ARE A FEW.


1. IF YOU TURN IN APPLICATION WEARING A WIFE BEATER OR 9XXL WHITE TEE = DISQUALIFIED

2. IF YOU NEED YOUR MOM/GF/FRIENDS WITH YOU TO APPLY = DISQUALIFIED

3. DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE = DISQUALIFIED

4. GIRLS WEARING HATS OR SCARFS =  DISQUALIFIED

5. APPLY WEARING A BACKPACK = DISQUALIFIED

6. WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

7. MEXICAN OR FILIPINO ACCENT = DISQUALIFIED

8. BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU  = DISQUALIFIED

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

10. FUBU & RAP CHAIN=  DISQUALIFIED

[Cali Climate]

^LMAO

[ThaRealSupreme]

Unemployment is at an all time high right now lol that's no secret. People with Bachelor degrees are in the unemployment office right now.

[westsiderider323]

for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy

[MediumL]

finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  Im teaching haha

[Herbal_Life]

for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy

are you sure you're hispanic?
i dono of any hispanics who are unemployed

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

YEAH WE WERE SO BORED WE CAME UP WITH 101 REASONS NOT GIVE THE MANAGER SOMEONES APPLICATION

LOL, HERE ARE A FEW.


1. IF YOU TURN IN APPLICATION WEARING A WIFE BEATER OR 9XXL WHITE TEE = DISQUALIFIED

2. IF YOU NEED YOUR MOM/GF/FRIENDS WITH YOU TO APPLY = DISQUALIFIED

3. DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE = DISQUALIFIED

4. GIRLS WEARING HATS OR SCARFS =  DISQUALIFIED

5. APPLY WEARING A BACKPACK = DISQUALIFIED

6. WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

7. MEXICAN OR FILIPINO ACCENT = DISQUALIFIED

8. BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU  = DISQUALIFIED

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

10. FUBU & RAP CHAIN=  DISQUALIFIED

lol I like when dudes stroll up in the store like...

"Is yall niggas hirin?!"

[westsiderider323]

for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy

are you sure you're hispanic?
i dono of any hispanics who are unemployed

that confused the shit outta me too

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

[ThaRealSupreme]

finally got a part time job about 3 weeks ago  Im teaching haha

lol THATS right...fuck the youth!

Lmao!

[JAZ]

YEAH WE WERE SO BORED WE CAME UP WITH 101 REASONS NOT GIVE THE MANAGER SOMEONES APPLICATION

LOL, HERE ARE A FEW.


1. IF YOU TURN IN APPLICATION WEARING A WIFE BEATER OR 9XXL WHITE TEE = DISQUALIFIED

2. IF YOU NEED YOUR MOM/GF/FRIENDS WITH YOU TO APPLY = DISQUALIFIED

3. DON'T HAVE A CELL PHONE = DISQUALIFIED

4. GIRLS WEARING HATS OR SCARFS =  DISQUALIFIED

5. APPLY WEARING A BACKPACK = DISQUALIFIED

6. WEARING SUNGLASSES INSIDE THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

7. MEXICAN OR FILIPINO ACCENT = DISQUALIFIED

8. BRING YOUR KIDS WITH YOU  = DISQUALIFIED

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

10. FUBU & RAP CHAIN=  DISQUALIFIED

isnt this common sense?

[Herbal_Life]

for real i applied at atleast 20+ places and nuthin
fuck the economy

are you sure you're hispanic?
i dono of any hispanics who are unemployed

that confused the shit outta me too

lol

[QuietTruth]

Soooo, some say to constantly check up on the application, which is somethang I won't do becuz of that right there..

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

And I have done some them thangs before. Maybe I'm doin' shit wrong. LMAO. Couple years ago I went to Finishline and the manger was black. So ya know, I'm thinkin', ya know, I'm 'Is ya'll hiring?'....and of course, course, this muthafucka doesn't talk not one lick of fuckin' slang, I was like got damn it. So son starts asking madd fuckin' questions. And of course my grandfather was wit me and HE starts answering the questions for me ACROSS the fuckin' store. I'm like awww man. This ghetto ass son-of-a. The dude goes, 'No, let him answer, let him answer'. How fuckin' embarrassing men!! He stands like my fuckin' bodyguard. I swear men. LMAO.



Blunt Tyme, yo, I hear you nigga.

I keep Bananas thread about McDonald's in the back of my mind, all day men.

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

Soooo, some say to constantly check up on the application, which is somethang I won't do becuz of that right there..

9. EXCESSIVE CHECKING UP ON APPLICATION / CALLING THE STORE = DISQUALIFIED

And I have done some them thangs before. Maybe I'm doin' shit wrong. LMAO. Couple years ago I went to Finishline and the manger was black. So ya know, I'm thinkin', ya know, I'm 'Is ya'll hiring?'....and of course, course, this muthafucka doesn't talk not one lick of fuckin' slang, I was like got damn it. So son starts asking madd fuckin' questions. And of course my grandfather was wit me and HE starts answering the questions for me ACROSS the fuckin' store. I'm like awww man. This ghetto ass son-of-a. The dude goes, 'No, let him answer, let him answer'. How fuckin' embarrassing men!! He stands like my fuckin' bodyguard. I swear men. LMAO.



Blunt Tyme, yo, I hear you nigga.

I keep Bananas thread about McDonald's in the back of my mind, all day men.

You need Trickwhiteyman...


see Dave Chappelle 

[QuietTruth]

^ I don't see nuttin' on Youtube.