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You know you're American when ...
« on: November 06, 2009, 06:35:39 PM »
You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.

You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.

You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.

You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.

You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring.

You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world.

You spend more on defense than education or health.

Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke.

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #1 on: November 06, 2009, 06:50:16 PM »
You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to BushObama) without you noticing or caring.
Fixed.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #2 on: November 06, 2009, 07:18:21 PM »
god bless amerikkka
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #3 on: November 06, 2009, 07:46:22 PM »
You know you're a hater when ...

You make threads about countries you wished you lived in.

You're upset that your country plays one sport & those who play that one boring sport, barely make that bread.

You make a list that consists 50% of issues out of the publics control, but yet you try to make it sound like that defines the "American citizen". :stupid:

You wish you could visit here, but you can't so you complain about all the things you feel are wrong with it.

You just throw all of things we did for the World in WWI & WWII out of the window because you're so green with envy.

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2009, 07:49:48 PM »


Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke.

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lol thats some funny shit.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2009, 08:34:11 PM »
You know youre American when....

You're canned meat lasts longer then your cars
You have fat homeless people (kinda got that shit from Chris Rock)
You were stupid enough to vote for Bush......twice!


Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You're entertainers have been known to make grown European men faint at concerts (see Michael Jackson)
You know Lennox Lewis was a good boxer, but still think his accent makes him seem like a fag
You ask English people to throw another shrimp on the barby
You have websites started in other countries that are completely dedicated to the Westcoast of your country  :-X

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #6 on: November 06, 2009, 08:48:14 PM »

You have websites started in other countries that are completely dedicated to the Westcoast of your country  :-X


exactly damn europeans
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #7 on: November 06, 2009, 09:00:14 PM »
You know youre American when....

You're canned meat lasts longer then your cars
LMFAO

You know youre American when....

You have fat homeless people (kinda got that shit from Chris Rock)
LMFAO


Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You're entertainers have been known to make grown European men faint at concerts (see Michael Jackson)
LMFAO

Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You have websites started in other countries that are completely dedicated to the Westcoast of your country  :-X
LMFAO

Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You ask English people to throw another shrimp on the barby
What the fuck, LMAO
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #8 on: November 06, 2009, 09:31:59 PM »
Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You ask English people to throw another shrimp on the barby
What the fuck, LMAO

lol u know people get those English and Australian accents twisted all the time
"...and these niggas gettin tattoo tears...industry Bloods that show fear, when the authentics are near"
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #9 on: November 07, 2009, 12:05:17 AM »
Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You ask English people to throw another shrimp on the barby
What the fuck, LMAO

lol u know people get those English and Australian accents twisted all the time

yeah haha funny shit
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #10 on: November 07, 2009, 01:31:59 AM »
Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You ask English people to throw another shrimp on the barby
What the fuck, LMAO

lol u know people get those English and Australian accents twisted all the time



vs.



There's no mistaking these two accents, lol. I dunno who's worse, although a tourist chick student with a pommy accent is nice, :D.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #11 on: November 07, 2009, 02:36:28 AM »
crocodile dundee>> anyone from the U.S.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #12 on: November 07, 2009, 03:51:33 AM »
Ok....enough of that shit, for u Euros....You know you're American when...

You ask English people to throw another shrimp on the barby
HAHA, I like this one.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #13 on: November 07, 2009, 04:10:16 AM »
You know youre American when....

You have fat homeless people (kinda got that shit from Chris Rock)
We have those in the netherlands.

I was in some city with my dad 10 years ago, some homeless guy who's buttons were about to pop off his shirt so fat walked up to us asking for some money because he hadnt'eaten in three days or something.
My dad answered very politely: keep it up and you will fit into your shirt again.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #14 on: November 07, 2009, 04:18:12 AM »
God bless America.
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/S_oMD6-6q5Y&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/S_oMD6-6q5Y&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1&amp;color1=0x006699&amp;color2=0x54abd6</a>
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 04:41:09 AM »
You know youre American when....

You have fat homeless people (kinda got that shit from Chris Rock)
We have those in the netherlands.

I was in some city with my dad 10 years ago, some homeless guy who's buttons were about to pop off his shirt so fat walked up to us asking for some money because he hadnt'eaten in three days or something.
My dad answered very politely: keep it up and you will fit into your shirt again.
HAHAHAHA...see I tell fat bums the same shit, and everyone calls me an asshole. I'm just being honest like your dad, and its the fuckin truth.

+1 for your dad.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2009, 06:16:10 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO




 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2009, 06:24:51 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO





I did that for 1 week when I was 13 lol.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2009, 09:38:36 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO





I did that for 1 week when I was 13 lol.


this guy was late twenties at least... :-\ :-X
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2009, 09:46:56 AM »
You know your not from the states when every joke you attempt to make, and fail at, on the internet involves how stupid/fat/arrogant Americans are. Which in turn makes you look incredibly naive and ignorant. Stereotypes are funny let me try

Every black person has a gun and weed
Every white person wins at life
Every asian person will hack your computer
Every mexican will mow your lawn and pick up brush
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2009, 09:51:34 AM »
You know your not from the states when every joke you attempt to make, and fail at,


imma let some one else call him on that one...too easy
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2009, 09:57:07 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2009, 10:00:56 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO





I did that for 1 week when I was 13 lol.


this guy was late twenties at least... :-\ :-X
late twenties?
In that case he shouldn't worry about how he dresses but how hard he failed in life.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2009, 10:03:39 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.


damn my display name huh??...wat if i throw in a few funny symbols...would it look more cool then do you think?
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2009, 10:05:08 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.


damn my display name huh??...wat if i throw in a few funny symbols...would it look more cool then do you think?

Very. If you use for the S's then you are cool with me and i will give you karma points every hour. If you pass up this offer then you prove my point that you are nothing more than a dirty foreigner.