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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #50 on: November 08, 2009, 02:38:42 PM »
ahhhhhhhhhh u sound pissed homie,I will tell you what I will hold c-blue down and you can hit him............
 

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« Reply #51 on: November 08, 2009, 02:42:15 PM »
lol wtf
 

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« Reply #52 on: November 08, 2009, 02:52:07 PM »
america home of NIK Lady Sikotic Lights and Young Prince



oh yah great country ::)



although in terms of entertainment it gets a thumbs up  



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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #53 on: November 08, 2009, 03:55:25 PM »
I ain't trying to come up to your fucked up country............man fuck everything except usa.............man and fuck a passport................

see, that's the reason the majority of the world thinks Americans are ignorant (and yes, I know  you don't care ::))... there's so many interesting places in the world---I would visit them all if I had the money and the time.
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The US would be l ike the last place I would go to when traveling the world.

but neither you guys nor the person who made this thread have been to this country; pretty hyprocritical.
We see all your movies and tv shows.


im sure judging america from movies and tv shows is very rational.


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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #54 on: November 08, 2009, 03:57:08 PM »
I ain't trying to come up to your fucked up country............man fuck everything except usa.............man and fuck a passport................

see, that's the reason the majority of the world thinks Americans are ignorant (and yes, I know  you don't care ::))... there's so many interesting places in the world---I would visit them all if I had the money and the time.
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The US would be l ike the last place I would go to when traveling the world.

but neither you guys nor the person who made this thread have been to this country; pretty hyprocritical.
We see all your movies and tv shows.

& they have billions of movies on Europe too; some places look nice, but i'm sure it's somewhat enhanced in the movies; just like it is for American movies.
example from enhancements?

The Dark Knight.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #55 on: November 08, 2009, 04:04:34 PM »
You know youre american when...

cunts from other places judge an entire country and fail to realize that every individual is different. 


You know youre american when...

you receive hate left and right only because they THINK every american is a righteous pompous prick. 


You know youre american when....

you get judged and criticized just because of the county you were born in.


You know youre an american when....

you take a shit, and it dont stink.  :bandit:



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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #56 on: November 08, 2009, 04:06:36 PM »
WAIT WAIT IM GETTIN THE HANG OF THIS...YOU KNOW YOUR FROM EUROPEAN WHEN YOU DRINK COFFEE, PUT TOBACCO IN YOUR WEED, AND INSTEAD OF SAYING A-BOUT YOU SAY A-BOOT...HAHAHAHAH BURN YOU MOTHER FUCKERS... ABOOT ABOOT ABOOT THERES A SNAKE IN MY BOOT!


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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #57 on: November 08, 2009, 04:32:52 PM »
u go muh this dude hit it right on the head...........man fuck other countries........

first off yall can't afford food
yalls health stuff is bullshit
yall can't talk english
yall don't bathe
and you talk about us like we ain't nuthin?

man yall ain't SHIT............
You barely speak english.
 

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« Reply #58 on: November 08, 2009, 05:05:17 PM »
hahaha my countries better than yours nah nah nah nah nah...

some people in here sounding kinding pathetic  :laugh:
me>you 8)

not certain that was really directed at you...if the shoe fits i guess, people so defensive on here  ;)


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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #59 on: November 08, 2009, 05:42:11 PM »
You know your not from the states when every joke you attempt to make, and fail at, on the internet involves how stupid/fat/arrogant Americans are.

Hahah its true. Europeans suck at insults.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #60 on: November 09, 2009, 04:06:43 AM »
i like how everyone in this thread got their panties in a bunch.
 

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« Reply #61 on: November 09, 2009, 10:36:14 AM »
im sure judging america from movies and tv shows is very rational.
YOu would disagree with me no matter how much sense I make

The Dark Knight.
Never watched lol.
Meant more like sitcoms/non exaggerated movies/shows

not certain that was really directed at you...if the shoe fits i guess, people so defensive on here  ;)
I was making a ridiculous comment to show you i agreed
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You know youre american when...

cunts from other places judge an entire country and fail to realize that every individual is different. 
Over exaggerated nationalism/patriotism is never good, look at what happend to nazi germany for example


u go muh this dude hit it right on the head...........man fuck other countries........

first off yall can't afford food
yalls health stuff is bullshit
yall can't talk english
yall don't bathe
and you talk about us like we ain't nuthin?

man yall ain't SHIT............
^^a shitload of people like this give america a bad name.
Very obnoxious, the good ones arent'really that obnoxious so we notice them les.

But  cmon this bitch can't name 10 countries to save her life.
America has a shitty healthcare system and our 'healthstuff' is bullshit, probally because we don't bathe  ::)
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #62 on: November 09, 2009, 10:59:01 AM »
Maybe if Meggan was born elsewhere she would not have every health problem associated to obesity. Not everywhere in America is overfilled with fat people either. Just in the south where people think eating a baconator is a healthy meal. 
 

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« Reply #63 on: November 09, 2009, 01:35:20 PM »
Maybe if Meggan was born elsewhere she would not have every health problem associated to obesity. Not everywhere in America is overfilled with fat people either. Just in the south where people think eating a baconator is a healthy meal. 
She probally eats to fill the void of her kids who were taken away from her because she already was an incompetent cunt.
 

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« Reply #64 on: November 09, 2009, 01:41:41 PM »
Maybe if Meggan was born elsewhere she would not have every health problem associated to obesity. Not everywhere in America is overfilled with fat people either. Just in the south where people think eating a baconator is a healthy meal. 
She probally eats to fill the void of her kids who were taken away from her because she already was an incompetent cunt.

hahahaha...i wonder if they send her christmas presents. poor cunt.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #65 on: November 09, 2009, 02:21:42 PM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
 

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« Reply #66 on: November 09, 2009, 02:23:11 PM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
I don't mind most nazi policies, hitler was doing a great job untill he decided to kill the jews.
 

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« Reply #67 on: November 09, 2009, 02:26:05 PM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
I don't mind most nazi policies, hitler was doing a great job untill he decided to kill the jews.

that was the only good part
 

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« Reply #68 on: November 09, 2009, 02:29:37 PM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
I don't mind most nazi policies, hitler was doing a great job untill he decided to kill the jews.

that was the only good part
nowadays it could be considered a good thing.
Overpopulation is a bitch, 2 million dead jews would hold back total extinction of the human race for another couple of years.
 

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« Reply #69 on: November 09, 2009, 03:11:45 PM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
You saved the the brits and slavs, us others didnt mind the nazis :) (jew killings aside).
 

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« Reply #70 on: November 09, 2009, 03:15:35 PM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
You saved the the brits and slavs, us others didnt mind the nazis :) (jew killings aside).
sure some mind, everybody considered untermenchen would mind.
But my people weren't considered untermenchen because we are closely related to the germans.
 

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« Reply #71 on: November 09, 2009, 07:15:23 PM »
I've been to many places and met many good peeps and many dumbfucks.

Thinking where ur from is somehow better than where someone else is from is not only hilarious but pathetic as well.

Jokes is great but if u honestly believe it then you have a lot to learn.

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« Reply #72 on: November 10, 2009, 02:37:32 AM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
You saved the the brits and slavs, us others didnt mind the nazis :) (jew killings aside).

lol @ saved us...america was this close to allying with germany only joined when it was apparent who was going to win

you were too busy getting beat up by a load of lil chinky eyed men who outsmarted you by climbing trees and hiding in long grass  ;D
 

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« Reply #73 on: November 10, 2009, 02:57:24 AM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
You saved the the brits and slavs, us others didnt mind the nazis :) (jew killings aside).

lol @ saved us...america was this close to allying with germany only joined when it was apparent who was going to win

you were too busy getting beat up by a load of lil chinky eyed men who outsmarted you by climbing trees and hiding in long grass  ;D

LOL @ Britain winning when the whole damn continent of Europe got invaded. Learn your correct history. The Brits owe America and so do the fucking French. We could have easily allied with Germany and won, but then again we were already shipping you guys supply on the low. And we only joined when it was apparent who would win? Nah bitch, we joined after Pearl Harbor. LOL @ your take of history.
 

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« Reply #74 on: November 10, 2009, 02:59:06 AM »
to all you goddamn euro bitches talking shit about america, just remember a little thing called WW2 when we saved you bitches from the big bad nazis
You saved the the brits and slavs, us others didnt mind the nazis :) (jew killings aside).

lol @ saved us...america was this close to allying with germany only joined when it was apparent who was going to win

you were too busy getting beat up by a load of lil chinky eyed men who outsmarted you by climbing trees and hiding in long grass  ;D

LOL @ Britain winning when the whole damn continent of Europe got invaded. Learn your correct history. The Brits owe America and so do the fucking French. We could have easily allied with Germany and won, but then again we were already shipping you guys supply on the low. And we only joined when it was apparent who would win? Nah bitch, we joined after Pearl Harbor. LOL @ your take of history.


you went to war with the japs after pearl harbour who nobody in europe gave a fuck about


but ok in your version



which part of britain got occupied??...hmmmm