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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #15 on: November 07, 2009, 03:41:09 AM »
You know youre American when....

You have fat homeless people (kinda got that shit from Chris Rock)
We have those in the netherlands.

I was in some city with my dad 10 years ago, some homeless guy who's buttons were about to pop off his shirt so fat walked up to us asking for some money because he hadnt'eaten in three days or something.
My dad answered very politely: keep it up and you will fit into your shirt again.
HAHAHAHA...see I tell fat bums the same shit, and everyone calls me an asshole. I'm just being honest like your dad, and its the fuckin truth.

+1 for your dad.
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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #16 on: November 07, 2009, 05:16:10 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO




 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #17 on: November 07, 2009, 05:24:51 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO





I did that for 1 week when I was 13 lol.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #18 on: November 07, 2009, 08:38:36 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO





I did that for 1 week when I was 13 lol.


this guy was late twenties at least... :-\ :-X
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #19 on: November 07, 2009, 08:46:56 AM »
You know your not from the states when every joke you attempt to make, and fail at, on the internet involves how stupid/fat/arrogant Americans are. Which in turn makes you look incredibly naive and ignorant. Stereotypes are funny let me try

Every black person has a gun and weed
Every white person wins at life
Every asian person will hack your computer
Every mexican will mow your lawn and pick up brush
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #20 on: November 07, 2009, 08:51:34 AM »
You know your not from the states when every joke you attempt to make, and fail at,


imma let some one else call him on that one...too easy
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #21 on: November 07, 2009, 08:57:07 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #22 on: November 07, 2009, 09:00:56 AM »
haha we was clownin some american the other day...dude had his hat on backwards and one trouser leg rolled up WTF LMAO





I did that for 1 week when I was 13 lol.


this guy was late twenties at least... :-\ :-X
late twenties?
In that case he shouldn't worry about how he dresses but how hard he failed in life.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #23 on: November 07, 2009, 09:03:39 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.


damn my display name huh??...wat if i throw in a few funny symbols...would it look more cool then do you think?
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #24 on: November 07, 2009, 09:05:08 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.


damn my display name huh??...wat if i throw in a few funny symbols...would it look more cool then do you think?

Very. If you use § for the S's then you are cool with me and i will give you karma points every hour. If you pass up this offer then you prove my point that you are nothing more than a dirty foreigner.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #25 on: November 07, 2009, 09:10:57 AM »
Irrelevant of anything clever you THOUGHT you had to say..You pretty much K.O.'d yourself with your display name. Better luck next time, foreigner.


damn my display name huh??...wat if i throw in a few funny symbols...would it look more cool then do you think?

Very. If you use § for the S's then you are cool with me and i will give you karma points every hour. If you pass up this offer then you prove my point that you are nothing more than a dirty foreigner.


fuck that lame shit lol
 

Raphael

Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #26 on: November 07, 2009, 09:12:10 AM »
when you get butthurt after reading this thread.
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #27 on: November 07, 2009, 09:15:52 AM »
when you get butthurt after reading this thread.
LMAO /endthread
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #28 on: November 07, 2009, 11:58:31 AM »
you know your american when:
you know everyone that comes to a website and you ain't scared of each other
you know when every country outside the usa would do anything to get ahold of your passport.................
 

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Re: You know you're American when ...
« Reply #29 on: November 07, 2009, 12:06:07 PM »
you know your american when:
you know everyone that comes to a website and you ain't scared of each other
you know when every country outside the usa would do anything to get ahold of your passport.................
YES GIMME YOUR PASPORT BITCH...

You haven't left your town in over 20 years if ever stfu.