Who here does retarded shit for no reason..

[Suga Foot]

I am retarded!  I don't do fucked up shit to hurt people or damage property, I just act like an ass sometimes.  I usually just emabarass the people I'm with.  I'll even embarass myself to get a laugh.

[BossPlaya]

I got some funny,  At work when i go on break i go in tha mall an start goin up to peeps an sayin fucked shit,  I threaten to hurt them or i go up an say shit like foe shizzle my nizzle.  At work when costomers ask me questions I do this retarded chracter i made up called reggie.  In school I walk up to peeps an yell out "BITCHCAKES", or FUCK YOU.  In my math class i got in trouble cuz i kept sayin tha word thug,  I was like thug you an go thug urself.  My teacher said if u say thug one more time im written u up,  so I went thugthugthugitythug .  She kicked me out of class once cuz i wouldnt stop laughing.  She used to take my books away cuz i would throw them on tha floor.  I would write 187 all over everything.  I have a lot of other storys about my math class.  Me an my cousin set a garbage can on fire.  I once tried breakin my hand,  I kept punchin my door than my dad started yellin at me an kicked me out of tha house.  At work I jump off tha box balier into a pile of boxes.  I ate dog food at work for five dollars,  I never received that five dollars.  Walkin home from work I took my box cutter out an carved up tha leather seat of this nice brand new motarcycle than scraped the paint off tha back of this nice car I saw.  I like being a wise ass it is fun

i do tha same shit in my math class