Who here does retarded shit for no reason..

[Now_Im_Not_Banned]

Me and my friends always throw shit at people, like small rocks, and crumbled paper balls, and shit...It's funny, and sometimes when we are at places like malls and shit, we scream shit like if theres two girls we say 'LESBIANS!' or if there's a bald guy we scream 'ROGAIN!', and different shit like that, and when we see a chinese guy we go 'CHING CHANG WANG CHONG', and if we see a Hindu guy we say 'ABU!', and the best one is when we have nothing to say, we go "AHHHHH!' (Like a girl having an orgasm)...It's the best to do that next to fine girls...Sometimes people get pissed, and scream at us, and call us fuckers...we once got kicked out of the theatre...LoL, It's a long story...


Also one time me and my friends were sitting in front of a fine lady in the movie theatres, and I was kicking her chair (For no reason) and she turned around and asked me nicely to stop, and when she sat back down I screamed "GIVE ME A BLOW!" and her Boy friend got up and started saying "I'm gunna sock you muthafuckers, and shit", that happened the same day we got kicked out...at the "AMC Theatre" we are known as "The Thugs"...LoL

[Don Mega]

when we see a chinese guy we go 'CHING CHANG WANG CHONG', and if we see a Hindu guy we say 'ABU!'

That ain't cool, not dissing you, but i think that's too much

hehe, i like the the things Primo-suspeect does (especially that homemade spike strip, LOLOLOL!)

[Doggystylin]

dissing where people are from is going too far.

[Sikotic™]

when we see a chinese guy we go 'CHING CHANG WANG CHONG'

My cousins do the same thing to asian people but instead they go "Taka Taka". I don't think its cool tho.

[lee]

yeah thats racist ...
i knew this bitch at work who would stand behind the chinese girls and pull her own eyes slanted with her hands ... she thought she was hilarous ... fucking retard ....

[Ro J. Simpson]

u want retarded?...i like to do this if im drunk on my way back from somewhere get a milk bottle or 2 put em some1's door handle..ring the doorbell run off...hide watch em open the door...the bottles smash...then watchin em clean it up while i have a cigarette...also we like to go to the local 24 garae and plague the dude that works there...we wedgied him onetime wen he went for a piss...stole some cigarettes...some food...some drink...and got away without payin for petrol...i like to tell my mom that her boss keeps ringin all the time..and how ive found a porno with her and him in it...that scares the shit outta her for some reason...(big paranoia about her boss i dont know why tho)

i also like to do over public phone booths...that shit is funny as they always repair it..but we smash the fuck out of the same one all the time..also wat is a thrill is goin thru the old peoples home on bmx's and avoidin these 2 dudes that call em selves 'security'..also its always fun to wedgie people i love it...also gettin girls pissed and makin em flash they booties at cyclists and people in cars so they nearly ride off the road or crash is funny as hell to...man i love doin retarted shit...im gonna get drunk more often now

peace

[HBKid_Jr]

I got some funny,  At work when i go on break i go in tha mall an start goin up to peeps an sayin fucked shit,  I threaten to hurt them or i go up an say shit like foe shizzle my nizzle.  At work when costomers ask me questions I do this retarded chracter i made up called reggie.  In school I walk up to peeps an yell out "BITCHCAKES", or FUCK YOU.  In my math class i got in trouble cuz i kept sayin tha word thug,  I was like thug you an go thug urself.  My teacher said if u say thug one more time im written u up,  so I went thugthugthugitythug .  She kicked me out of class once cuz i wouldnt stop laughing.  She used to take my books away cuz i would throw them on tha floor.  I would write 187 all over everything.  I have a lot of other storys about my math class.  Me an my cousin set a garbage can on fire.  I once tried breakin my hand,  I kept punchin my door than my dad started yellin at me an kicked me out of tha house.  At work I jump off tha box balier into a pile of boxes.  I ate dog food at work for five dollars,  I never received that five dollars.  Walkin home from work I took my box cutter out an carved up tha leather seat of this nice brand new motarcycle than scraped the paint off tha back of this nice car I saw.  I like being a wise ass it is fun

[Doggystylin]

damn yall do some retarded fucked up shit.lol, some of that shit is real messed up

[ROCCY]

Ya'll Makin me Crazy Right know..

[Doggystylin]

Ya'll Makin me Crazy Right know..

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lol

[Dogg_Pound_Gangsta]

me and sugafoot when were in restaurants we play the PENIS game.  one person starts off by sayin penis quiet then the next person has to be louder until were literally screaming.  when we see an older lady in the mall we yell COUGAR! then she looks and we jus act like nothin happened.

[West Coast Veteran]

when we see a chinese guy we go 'CHING CHANG WANG CHONG', and if we see a Hindu guy we say 'ABU!'

LOL! That reminds me of what I do. Everytime I see a "Wigga" I sing the beat to that Shyne song "That's Gangsta" [Originally D.O.C. beat]. Last Friday I was at the club and some white dude who was tall skinny, wore khakis and chucks and had his hair in cornrows like Snoop passed by me in the line. I sang "What's My Name" and laughed my ass off at him!

[Jome]

Last Friday I was at the club and some white dude who was tall skinny, wore khakis and chucks and had his hair in cornrows like Snoop passed by me in the line. I sang "What's My Name" and laughed my ass off at him!

[Trauma-san]

It's actually Apu.

[Instant_Killa]

Me and my friends always throw shit at people, like small rocks, and crumbled paper balls, and shit...It's funny, and sometimes when we are at places like malls and shit, we scream shit like if theres two girls we say 'LESBIANS!' or if there's a bald guy we scream 'ROGAIN!', and different shit like that, and when we see a chinese guy we go 'CHING CHANG WANG CHONG', and if we see a Hindu guy we say 'ABU!', and the best one is when we have nothing to say, we go "AHHHHH!' (Like a girl having an orgasm)...It's the best to do that next to fine girls...Sometimes people get pissed, and scream at us, and call us fuckers...we once got kicked out of the theatre...LoL, It's a long story...


Also one time me and my friends were sitting in front of a fine lady in the movie theatres, and I was kicking her chair (For no reason) and she turned around and asked me nicely to stop, and when she sat back down I screamed "GIVE ME A BLOW!" and her Boy friend got up and started saying "I'm gunna sock you muthafuckers, and shit", that happened the same day we got kicked out...at the "AMC Theatre" we are known as "The Thugs"...LoL

ur a retard man...for sure....why the fuck u like being racist?