Funerals

[ThaChamp]

better then smokin chron while plaaying pokemon cards

[Sikotic™]

I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 

Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

[Elano]

I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 

Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

taxes ? in compton ? 

[Sikotic™]

I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

 

Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.

Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

taxes ? in compton ? 

Have you ever been to Compton?

[K.Dub]

why would u go to someone's funeral if u know they ain't gonna come to yours?

I've only been to one funeral, but I'm never going again. The music started playing, me and my mate were the only ones dancing.

[7even]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

[ikke]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

No, because the church tells us to.
And to get some attention from other people.

WHen I die my body will be thrown in the trash.

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

No, because the church tells us to.
And to get some attention from other people.

WHen I die my body will be thrown in the trash.

That's wasteful when your body can be used to feed the hungry.

[QuietTruth]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn.

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn.

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

[ikke]

This never made sense to me, if youre going to live forever in a magical place why the fuck would you have to live on earth first?

[QuietTruth]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn.

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

Cuz they sad they ain't wit them on Earth no more. Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

[Triple OG Rapsodie]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn.

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

Cuz they sad they ain't wit them on Earth no more. Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

But earth sucks compared to paradise. It should be a celebration.

[QuietTruth]

Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn.

So why do people cry and mourn at funerals when the person's going to paradise?

Cuz they sad they ain't wit them on Earth no more. Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

But earth sucks compared to paradise. It should be a celebration.

Actually, good point.