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Nutty

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #75 on: December 11, 2009, 03:47:22 PM »
Because when you grow out of being a child sometimes you do things that dont directly benefit you. Funerals included.

exactly.
when my grandpa died, even his foreign turkish neighbor came to the funeral with his 2 little daughters and none of us ever saw the guy before. if you expect fun there and want to dance there you're an highly insensitive moron who deserves to die alone.

Aren't funerals put on to celebrate someone finally being gone forever?

Cuz they going to Heavennnnnnn. :)

Most family funerals I've attended, there has been a big drink up afterwards. Pretty much only time the extended family get together, to see one off, lol.
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #76 on: December 11, 2009, 04:14:50 PM »
I ask for their numbers during the viewing of the body. It helps if the deceased is one of your relatives. Nothing like a pity fuck.

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Busting a nut helps with the grieving process.

the best target is usually the widow. because keep in mind she's in her most fragile state. all of a sudden theres no dicc in her life and the genitals react to that. it's very natural. especially young pussy. it's like a fuccin rain forest and a lot of niggas think they need like 10 years but thats all bullshit...if you play your cards right you're gonna have that teary eyed fruitcake succin' on your cocc the very same day they bury that bullet riddled busta.
Providing the dick is almost like a public service. You should get a tax write-off for that shit.

taxes ? in compton ?  :D
Have you ever been to Compton?

hahahah...elano dont get out much
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #77 on: December 11, 2009, 04:16:25 PM »
Now I feel I should be singin' you the Alphabet.

I don't use this expression alot, but fuck it - LMAO

kemizt
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #78 on: December 12, 2009, 05:27:21 AM »


Are you kidding. That's my favorite part. I even bring my own maggots.
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at least someone on dubcc understands dark humor !
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #79 on: February 21, 2010, 12:52:23 PM »
I seriously fucking hate funerals. People just hassle me the whole time. They keep shouting things like, "it’s disrespectful to chew gum" and, "get your penis out of the coffin".
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #80 on: February 21, 2010, 01:12:59 PM »
now yall know I gotta put a poem up cuz our buddy c-blue appernatly never made it back

to my homie c-blue
who they dragged to hevaen kicken and fighting
now he sings with the angels too:)
I know the poor thing wants to go to hell
oh well
oh well
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #81 on: February 21, 2010, 04:03:00 PM »
now yall know I gotta put a poem up cuz our buddy c-blue appernatly never made it back

to my homie c-blue
who they dragged to hevaen kicken and fighting
now he sings with the angels too:)
I know the poor thing wants to go to hell
oh well
oh well
LMFAO!!!!!
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #82 on: February 21, 2010, 04:14:59 PM »
I went to a wake this afternoon. They so sadddd.
 

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Re: Funerals
« Reply #83 on: February 22, 2010, 09:14:23 AM »
awwwwww u poor baby who died Quiet? :-\