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QuietTruth

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Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« on: December 10, 2009, 09:13:20 AM »
That's what the city get's paid to do!! SHOVEL!! Same spot, never fails, I break my asssssssssssss. I gotta walk right in the damn middle of the street, cars there, madddd headz everywhere, and I break my ass. Break my got damn ass. Why me??? Allthetime. I don't even know how, but last time this happened ev'ry muthafuckin' thang in my POCKETS, fell out. Like what the hell? It felt like somebody went into my pockets, took the shit out and threw it on the ground. How the FUCK does that happen? How you slip so hard to make that HAPPEN? The flyin' fuckkkkkkkk? I looked fuckin' helpless. Like I went flyin'. In the air!! And of course ev'rybody saw, but not just ev'rybody, I mean the -uckin' -aggot that tryed to bag me. He's standing behind me. Like MOVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE, I gotta bend bitch to pick up my shit. And he laughing. Like, noooooo. Nahhh. Not funny. Shoooe fly bitch-ass. Shit makes me pissed!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I feel like an ass. Why can't somebody fuckin' slip wit me??? In that SAME FUCKIN SPOTTTTTT! I felt like fighting. Don't ya'll???
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2009, 09:25:43 AM »
Quote from: QuietTruth on December 10, 2009, 09:13:20 AM
I break my ass.

So I googled "break ass" and this was the first result:
http://www.collegehumor.com/video:133494

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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2009, 09:29:22 AM »
^ I hope nobody sodomizes her.
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2009, 09:32:27 AM »


 :laugh:
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2009, 09:35:18 AM »
It's barely even cold out here lol.

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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2009, 10:57:39 AM »
LOL. I woulda laughed. But i agree, ppl who don't shovel fucking suck. I went to see a friend the other day and their whole sidewalk/driveway AND their mother fucking steps and porch on their house had like a foot of snow on it. I get up inside an im like thanks for shovelin YAH BITCH.
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2009, 02:28:43 PM »
Where I used to live there was a law that said you're responsible for keeping the sidewalk outside your place clean.  Then the city built a public safety building and didn't shovel shit.  lol
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2009, 02:48:59 PM »
Damn Quiet Truth, how do you really feel?  :laugh:
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2009, 03:30:09 PM »
i have no fucking clue what youre trying to say QT.  none. 

something about snow breaking your ass?  im lost.
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2009, 04:00:52 PM »
Quote from: Wykid  "1NER" on December 10, 2009, 03:30:09 PM
i have no fucking clue what youre trying to say QT.  none. 

something about snow breaking your ass?  im lost.
i think he slipped on ice and people laughed at him, i would laugh too
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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2009, 06:41:41 PM »
^ :nawty:


Quote from: ¥øûήg Þ®iñ¢€  ™ on December 10, 2009, 10:57:39 AM
LOL. I woulda laughed. But i agree, ppl who don't shovel fucking suck. I went to see a friend the other day and their whole sidewalk/driveway AND their mother fucking steps and porch on their house had like a foot of snow on it. I get up inside an im like thanks for shovelin YAH BITCH.
LMFAO!!!!! Did you take off your shoes, lol?

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Re: Why don't people fuckin' SHOVEL?
« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2009, 06:42:28 PM »
Now I don't know what 360's tryin' to say but son needa fallback or handz is gon be thrown >:( Lol.

Adon's on it. Cities stay slackin'.
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