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You ever get caught jerking off
« on: December 22, 2009, 10:54:24 AM »
And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.

It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him.  The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao.  I wonder whatever happened to him.
 

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Re: You ever get caught jerking off
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2009, 10:55:52 AM »
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2009, 10:58:34 AM »
I like stories of girls getting caught.  Any of you guys got stories of walking in on your sister, cousin, or mother ?  Now that shit is hot.  Elior do you have any stories of walking in on Orit or Danielle ?
 

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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2009, 11:03:28 AM »
Why are people so extremely silly, and STILL act as if I jerked off with my dad? First it's been years, second I was very clear - if you can comprehend simple sentences you should know that all I said was that he walked out the room without ever giving me a bad time about it. What's wrong with that?
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2009, 11:08:05 AM »
I like stories of girls getting caught.  Any of you guys got stories of walking in on your sister, cousin, or mother ?  Now that shit is hot.  Elior do you have any stories of walking in on Orit or Danielle ?
There's some video of some bitch masturbating for some porn site or something and her father walks into the room, she starts screaming and throws her dildo at her father in panic (he walked out and it hit the door tho).

Shit was hilarious.
 

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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2009, 11:10:09 AM »
Why are people so extremely silly, and STILL act as if I jerked off with my dad? First it's been years, second I was very clear - if you can comprehend simple sentences you should know that all I said was that he walked out the room without ever giving me a bad time about it. What's wrong with that?

Whats wrong is he sat down next to you and jacked off to the same porno.
 

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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2009, 11:10:46 AM »
I like stories of girls getting caught.  Any of you guys got stories of walking in on your sister, cousin, or mother ?  Now that shit is hot.  Elior do you have any stories of walking in on Orit or Danielle ?
There's some video of some bitch masturbating for some porn site or something and her father walks into the room, she starts screaming and throws her dildo at her father in panic (he walked out and it hit the door tho).

Shit was hilarious.

I seen that video. Lol.
 

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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2009, 11:11:52 AM »
Why are people so extremely silly, and STILL act as if I jerked off with my dad? First it's been years, second I was very clear - if you can comprehend simple sentences you should know that all I said was that he walked out the room without ever giving me a bad time about it. What's wrong with that?


ewww thats disgustin how u and ur dad guna jerk off together thats sick!!
 

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Re: You ever get caught jerking off
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2009, 11:17:02 AM »
I like stories of girls getting caught.  Any of you guys got stories of walking in on your sister, cousin, or mother ?  Now that shit is hot.  Elior do you have any stories of walking in on Orit or Danielle ?
There's some video of some bitch masturbating for some porn site or something and her father walks into the room, she starts screaming and throws her dildo at her father in panic (he walked out and it hit the door tho).

Shit was hilarious.

I've gotten off to that video... good times.
 

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Re: You ever get caught jerking off
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2009, 11:35:24 AM »
I like stories of girls getting caught.  Any of you guys got stories of walking in on your sister, cousin, or mother ?  Now that shit is hot.  Elior do you have any stories of walking in on Orit or Danielle ?
There's some video of some bitch masturbating for some porn site or something and her father walks into the room, she starts screaming and throws her dildo at her father in panic (he walked out and it hit the door tho).

Shit was hilarious.

I seen that video. Lol.

It's time for a link.
 

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Re: You ever get caught jerking off
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2009, 11:42:12 AM »
my aunt has caught me a gang of times...i keep telling her i could use a hand
 

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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2009, 12:55:58 PM »
my aunt has caught me a gang of times...i keep telling her i could use a hand

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Re: You ever get caught jerking off
« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2009, 03:56:21 PM »
And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.

It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him.  The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao.  I wonder whatever happened to him.
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2009, 10:12:20 PM »
one time we was chillin at the homies house. We were smokin and drinkin the hole night n got loaded as fuck. So sometime in the morning the homie who was livin in the house fell a sleep in his armchair. Its was only me and another dude left and we were ready to leave too. But i was like ay yo Mo wait a minute lets fool Brian maan  :D Mo was like huh? Ey man im tired as hell lets get the fuck outta here. I said no man hold on i got a funny ass idea. I told him what came to my mind and he was like haha hell yeah man im with it  8)

Basically i went to the Bathroom and got me a roll of toiletpaper. When i came back i opened the homie Brians jeans and pulled it a little down (no homo) and i put the toiletpaper roll in his left hand. At last i put a porno from his DVD collection in the player and forwarded it to some action and pushed pause so that we had a freeze frame  and placed the zapper on the armchair ;D

then we got outta there and couldnt stop laughin all the fuckin way back home hopin that his mom, dad or sister gets into the room before he wakes up :laugh:

next day i called him to check out if he got busted...n he was like yall little bastards whos idea was it, the fuck is wrong with yall sn shit...blah blah blah. Homie was gettin real upset and i couldnt help myself but bust out laughin  ;D ;D ;D he then said nice try but it didnt work out cuz he woke up early and nobody had catched him in that szenario....suuuuure  ::) :laugh:  i was still laughin at him...a few cusswords later he calmed a little down and started laughin too. Im 100% positive that somebody from his family got into the room while he was sleepin, but he wouldnt admit it...still to this day hahaha  ;D

ah man good ol days  8)
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« Reply #15 on: December 23, 2009, 12:03:06 AM »
one time we was chillin at the homies house. We were smokin and drinkin the hole night n got loaded as fuck. So sometime in the morning the homie who was livin in the house fell a sleep in his armchair. Its was only me and another dude left and we were ready to leave too. But i was like ay yo Mo wait a minute lets fool Brian maan  :D Mo was like huh? Ey man im tired as hell lets get the fuck outta here. I said no man hold on i got a funny ass idea. I told him what came to my mind and he was like haha hell yeah man im with it  8)

Basically i went to the Bathroom and got me a roll of toiletpaper. When i came back i opened the homie Brians jeans and pulled it a little down (no homo) and i put the toiletpaper roll in his left hand. At last i put a porno from his DVD collection in the player and forwarded it to some action and pushed pause so that we had a freeze frame  and placed the zapper on the armchair ;D

then we got outta there and couldnt stop laughin all the fuckin way back home hopin that his mom, dad or sister gets into the room before he wakes up :laugh:

next day i called him to check out if he got busted...n he was like yall little bastards whos idea was it, the fuck is wrong with yall sn shit...blah blah blah. Homie was gettin real upset and i couldnt help myself but bust out laughin  ;D ;D ;D he then said nice try but it didnt work out cuz he woke up early and nobody had catched him in that szenario....suuuuure  ::) :laugh:  i was still laughin at him...a few cusswords later he calmed a little down and started laughin too. Im 100% positive that somebody from his family got into the room while he was sleepin, but he wouldnt admit it...still to this day hahaha  ;D

ah man good ol days  8)

best jack off story heard in a while...

with that being said...

LMAO@ Se7en i thought his dad jacked off to the game album with him?

and with that being said...

LMAO @ the bitch throwing the dildo at her dad... still no link?

and with that being said

too bad Looney cant have any stories cus he admitted he cant find his dick in our interview...

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« Reply #16 on: December 23, 2009, 12:04:21 AM »
all you see on the front is...You ever get caught
thought it was stealin...lol
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« Reply #17 on: December 23, 2009, 12:13:06 AM »
ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE
 

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« Reply #18 on: December 23, 2009, 12:16:25 AM »
ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE
hahahaha
 

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« Reply #19 on: December 23, 2009, 12:41:35 AM »
And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.

It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him.  The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao.  I wonder whatever happened to him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

LMAO that sentence grabbed my attention also.


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« Reply #20 on: December 23, 2009, 01:26:02 AM »
And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.

It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him.  The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao.  I wonder whatever happened to him.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

LMAO that sentence grabbed my attention also.


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« Reply #21 on: December 23, 2009, 09:44:15 PM »
Why are people so extremely silly, and STILL act as if I jerked off with my dad? First it's been years, second I was very clear - if you can comprehend simple sentences you should know that all I said was that he walked out the room without ever giving me a bad time about it. What's wrong with that?

People dont forget.

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« Reply #22 on: December 23, 2009, 09:56:49 PM »
ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE
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« Reply #23 on: December 26, 2009, 06:29:55 PM »
hahaha comedy thread
 

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« Reply #24 on: December 26, 2009, 10:33:26 PM »
my bro was always enterin my room just tring to surprise me so i gave him a sight he wont forget soon
i also got caught watchinh pron in the library on a pc when i was in college., i got banned of the library
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