You ever get caught jerking off

[ThaChamp]

one time we was chillin at the homies house. We were smokin and drinkin the hole night n got loaded as fuck. So sometime in the morning the homie who was livin in the house fell a sleep in his armchair. Its was only me and another dude left and we were ready to leave too. But i was like ay yo Mo wait a minute lets fool Brian maan   Mo was like huh? Ey man im tired as hell lets get the fuck outta here. I said no man hold on i got a funny ass idea. I told him what came to my mind and he was like haha hell yeah man im with it  

Basically i went to the Bathroom and got me a roll of toiletpaper. When i came back i opened the homie Brians jeans and pulled it a little down (no homo) and i put the toiletpaper roll in his left hand. At last i put a porno from his DVD collection in the player and forwarded it to some action and pushed pause so that we had a freeze frame  and placed the zapper on the armchair

then we got outta there and couldnt stop laughin all the fuckin way back home hopin that his mom, dad or sister gets into the room before he wakes up

next day i called him to check out if he got busted...n he was like yall little bastards whos idea was it, the fuck is wrong with yall sn shit...blah blah blah. Homie was gettin real upset and i couldnt help myself but bust out laughin   he then said nice try but it didnt work out cuz he woke up early and nobody had catched him in that szenario....suuuuure    i was still laughin at him...a few cusswords later he calmed a little down and started laughin too. Im 100% positive that somebody from his family got into the room while he was sleepin, but he wouldnt admit it...still to this day hahaha  

ah man good ol days  

best jack off story heard in a while...

with that being said...

LMAO@ Se7en i thought his dad jacked off to the game album with him?

and with that being said...

LMAO @ the bitch throwing the dildo at her dad... still no link?

and with that being said

too bad Looney cant have any stories cus he admitted he cant find his dick in our interview...

(no homo)

[you gon always be my latin queen bitch]

all you see on the front is...You ever get caught
thought it was stealin...lol

[Sparegeez]

ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE

[Muhfukka]

ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE

hahahaha

[S P I C E]

And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.

It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him.  The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao.  I wonder whatever happened to him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

LMAO that sentence grabbed my attention also.

[Jaydc]

And not on the se7en tip where his Dad would walk in on him and join in.

It almost happened to me once, my little brother opened the door and I got up with the quickness and slammed the door shut the door on him.  The staircase was right next to my bedroom door and he went tumbling down the stairs lmfao.  I wonder whatever happened to him.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

LMAO that sentence grabbed my attention also.

IT WAS VERY JACK HANDY ESQUE

[Carson the Sticky Bandit]

Why are people so extremely silly, and STILL act as if I jerked off with my dad? First it's been years, second I was very clear - if you can comprehend simple sentences you should know that all I said was that he walked out the room without ever giving me a bad time about it. What's wrong with that?

People dont forget.

Never caught jerking off, but i caught some jerk off guard with and egg right in the face

[Al Bundy]

ALL THE TIME I JUST SKEET THEM AWAY LIKE A FIREFIGHTER FIGHTING A FIRE WITH HIS HOSE

hahahaha

[westsiderider323]

hahaha comedy thread

[big mat]

my bro was always enterin my room just tring to surprise me so i gave him a sight he wont forget soon
i also got caught watchinh pron in the library on a pc when i was in college., i got banned of the library

[J.D. Wykid, Esq.]

nope.  never.  i close the door. 

[ThaChamp]

i only use porn for desperate measures nowadays...
if im not getting none for a minute i have to get on some ebony porn to bust a nut

porn is just boring to me i mean think about it... your watching another guy fuck a girl... when that guy could be you and that girl could be a bitch you met at the club/bar/college or whatever...