What would you do when you woke up without your dick?

[OG Hack Wilson]

well first thing i'd assume my voice would be a lot different so i'd have to adust to that


then i'd look into some kind of John Bobbit type surgery but i'd get a black wang because they are allegedely longer


then id become a porn star

[kevin t]

i'd search for it, thinking to myself...if i were a dick where would i go?

i'd check the toilet
i'd also check all pussy's in a 10 mile radius

but seriously quick story, it's related
this girl i know is a school teacher and one of the little kids went home sick, about 2 days later the mother of the child noticed he was acting a bit strange and on further inspection realised the little fella had chopped off his little fella with a pair of scissors at school, apparently it was hanging by a thread. not sure how he put up with that pain for so long and im pretty sure he lost it because he didn't get to the hospital in time.

anyway enjoy your day people

[ikke]

i'd search for it, thinking to myself...if i were a dick where would i go?

i'd check the toilet
i'd also check all pussy's in a 10 mile radius

but seriously quick story, it's related
this girl i know is a school teacher and one of the little kids went home sick, about 2 days later the mother of the child noticed he was acting a bit strange and on further inspection realised the little fella had chopped off his little fella with a pair of scissors at school, apparently it was hanging by a thread. not sure how he put up with that pain for so long and im pretty sure he lost it because he didn't get to the hospital in time.

anyway enjoy your day people