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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #25 on: February 04, 2010, 02:31:56 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

But it's scary :'(
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #26 on: February 04, 2010, 02:33:28 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

But it's scary :'(
why?
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #27 on: February 04, 2010, 02:38:19 PM »
I would've needed a bigggg vacuum cleaner for that bitch haha.

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #28 on: February 04, 2010, 02:38:42 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

But it's scary :'(
why?

'Cause it's a big ass spider that moves quicker than you and a lot of people are ignorant to it's full capabilities. A lot of people who are 6 ft and taller don't fuck with midgets.
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #29 on: February 04, 2010, 02:46:38 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #30 on: February 04, 2010, 03:10:53 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol

i'd rather know there is a bear in my room & i know where it is at all times than a spider creeping around & one second it's there & the next it's gone & hiding, just ready to pop out at me.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&amp;feature=related</a>

check this guy, fucks with lions, rhinos, lizards, snakes; but i watched the show & he said he's unbelievably terrified of spiders.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A FUCKING HOUSE SPIDER JUST STARTED CRAWLING DOWN FROM THE CEILING LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE; THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! :boohoo:
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #31 on: February 04, 2010, 03:14:04 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol

i'd rather know there is a bear in my room & i know where it is at all times than a spider creeping around & one second it's there & the next it's gone & hiding, just ready to pop out at me.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&amp;feature=related</a>

check this guy, fucks with lions, rhinos, lizards, snakes; but i watched the show & he said he's unbelievably terrified of spiders.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A FUCKING HOUSE SPIDER JUST STARTED CRAWLING DOWN FROM THE CEILING LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE; THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! :boohoo:

lol I'll kill a regular spider with no problem but a camel spider or that shit that's in the video...I'm cool on those shits
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #32 on: February 04, 2010, 03:15:38 PM »
^no, fuck all spiders; no matter the size.
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #33 on: February 04, 2010, 05:30:07 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol

i'd rather know there is a bear in my room & i know where it is at all times than a spider creeping around & one second it's there & the next it's gone & hiding, just ready to pop out at me.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&amp;feature=related" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/watch/v/49zU3hc0SzY&amp;feature=related</a>

check this guy, fucks with lions, rhinos, lizards, snakes; but i watched the show & he said he's unbelievably terrified of spiders.

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, A FUCKING HOUSE SPIDER JUST STARTED CRAWLING DOWN FROM THE CEILING LIKE RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY FACE; THIS IS FUCKING RIDICULOUS! :boohoo:

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #34 on: February 04, 2010, 11:41:05 PM »
lol the lil girl was like "daddy be careful".... then "told you not to play with spiders"
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #35 on: February 05, 2010, 03:56:36 AM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #36 on: February 05, 2010, 11:22:10 AM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Everybody has something they fear...it isnt always dangerous, shit Ive seen somebody that was scared of feathers before.  Spiders used to scare the shit outta me.  I can deal with em now tho.  Even tho, that muthafuckin spider in the video i think id have to shoot lol.
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #37 on: February 05, 2010, 12:43:08 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #38 on: February 05, 2010, 01:01:43 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #39 on: February 05, 2010, 01:05:45 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

and how it's so hairy lol.
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #40 on: February 05, 2010, 02:48:50 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #41 on: February 05, 2010, 05:54:04 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.

there isnt any.  Maybe some flying insects...but even those are nowhere near as feared as spiders. 
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #42 on: February 05, 2010, 06:04:11 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.

there isnt any.  Maybe some flying insects...but even those are nowhere near as feared as spiders. 
I'd rather go to battle with a spider over a roach or cricket anyday.
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #43 on: February 05, 2010, 06:12:49 PM »
^ a cricket? :D
 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #44 on: February 05, 2010, 06:18:23 PM »
it's the way they are portrayed in movies and shit as like stalkers & slowly creeping up on you & that they will get you.

i mean their are ghosts & shit in movies, but you don't ever see those in person; but you see a movie with tarantulas killing people & then you see one & you're like "OMG"!

Im sure there is something psychological about the 8 legs...

Maybe so because I can't think of a bug that's near as feared as a spider.

there isnt any.  Maybe some flying insects...but even those are nowhere near as feared as spiders. 
I'd rather go to battle with a spider over a roach or cricket anyday.

You trippin...lol
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #45 on: February 05, 2010, 06:39:51 PM »
YOU'RE A FUCKING 1000 TIMES BIGGER THEN THE GODDAMN SPIDER, IT ISN'T POISONOUS FFS

Being afraid of spiders is probably one of the most common fears out there.  Guaranteed there are more people who have a fear of Spiders...then there are people who are afraid of Bears lol. 

People are scared of speaking in public....and that definetely isnt poisonous lol
I just don't get it then.

With the poisonous part I meant that being scared of a poisonous spider woul be ok since it can actually kill you.

Have you been bitten by one I been bitten a heap of times houses i live in infested n shit and that shit fkn hurts
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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #46 on: February 05, 2010, 06:52:48 PM »
thank jesus cold ass canada doesnt have spiders that fucking size (atleast i dont think we do)
 

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« Reply #47 on: February 05, 2010, 07:20:52 PM »
^ a cricket? :D
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« Reply #48 on: February 05, 2010, 07:45:05 PM »
Damn, I don't normally mind spiders but that shit was huge.


This one is huge;


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GIGANTIC Spider Devovering a BIRD
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If anyone doubted the existence of bird-eating spiders - often depicted in horror movies set in the jungles of South America - the proof is in these amazing photos from Australia.

A huge spider has been photographed tucking into a hapless bird which became entangled in its web - in a family's back garden!

The pictures were taken earlier this week as the Golden Orb Weaver spider joined the list of other creatures that have made headlines from Australia and the Pacific as they devoured prey - including a fish eating a seagull and a python eating a wallaby.

But no-one expected to come across a garden scene of a bird being devoured by a spider, especially as Golden Orb Weavers confine their daily meal to large insects.

Mr Joel Shakespeare, a spider expert at the Australian Reptile Park said: 'This particular spider can grow larger than a human hand, so if a bird gets caught in its web I'm not surprised it will start eating it.

'It seems pretty obvious that the poor bird, a chestnut-breasted Mannikin (a type of finch), has flown straight into the web and not been able to free itself before the spider struck.'

Mr Shakespeare said the spider would have used its venom to break down the bird for eating and then wrapped up the pieces in web as a kind of food parcel.

Experts such as Queensland Museum's Mr Greg Czechura say Golden Orb Weavers build very strong webs, but they point out that the spider would not have struck until the bird became weak as it tried to struggle free.

'The more they struggle, the more tangled up and exhausted they get and they go into stress,' said Mr Czechura.

'If a spider gets a bird, it's a very lucky spider.'

In other cases of reptiles in the wild attacking other species, a Queensland couple has told how they found a python devouring their dog, just weeks after other snakes killed their cat and guinea pig.



 

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Re: Guy Fails At Capturing Spider
« Reply #49 on: February 05, 2010, 10:54:44 PM »
^DON'T EVER POSTS PICS LIKE THAT AGAIN! :P