Author Topic: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey  (Read 862 times)

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FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« on: February 13, 2010, 06:13:43 PM »
fuckin stupid whore

my ex girl came over we have a class together and we are were gonna "study" and well we ended up fucking and i took a nap and woke up and found this ugly ass hickie on my neck

tomorrow i got to see my girl all day for valentines

does that frozen spoon shit really work?
any suggestions?


fuck im so pist i aint got a hickey since i was 16
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 06:17:36 PM »
you dont
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 06:18:25 PM »
just say your boy threw a tennis ball at your neck, it's worked before  ;D
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 06:22:48 PM »
haha out of all places it hit his neck...lol

but nah what about the hair dryer thing?
or make up?





just say your boy threw a tennis ball at your neck, it's worked before  ;D
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
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gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 06:22:59 PM »
tattoo the area of the hickey
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #5 on: February 13, 2010, 06:36:59 PM »
i tried to rub a frozen spoon no luck

i remember this one girl when i was 13 put this lipstick cap on my hickie and like twisted it and it took some of it off
i might have to ask my cousin to do that for me

fuck im so pist off im gonna slap that bitch and put a knife to her throat
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 06:42:19 PM »
did she force you to get it and say or else? lol
come on you went on wit it dogg
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
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gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #7 on: February 13, 2010, 06:43:01 PM »
That shit ain't goin away. Tell her something bit you I dunno lol. I coulda told you not to waste your time with that frozen spoon shit. The frozen spoon thing is always an elano.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #8 on: February 13, 2010, 06:43:10 PM »
did she force you to get it and say or else? lol
come on you went on wit it dogg

i never understand what the fuck you say except

you a foo for that one
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #9 on: February 13, 2010, 06:44:23 PM »
it dont matter, as long as she does, im good....lol




did she force you to get it and say or else? lol
come on you went on wit it dogg

i never understand what the fuck you say except

you a foo for that one
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
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gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #10 on: February 13, 2010, 06:45:36 PM »
yeah yall are right it wont go away i googled it ... LOL
the spoon just stops the bleeding from inside it doesnt really do shit


its too big to say its a bite and i have a smaller one on the other side of my neck
shit looks fucking disgusting

damn im screwed

 :(
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #11 on: February 13, 2010, 06:48:05 PM »
yeah yall are right it wont go away i googled it ... LOL
the spoon just stops the bleeding from inside it doesnt really do shit


its too big to say its a bite and i have a smaller one on the other side of my neck
shit looks fucking disgusting

damn im screwed

 :(
Tomorrow you're gonna have a family emergency and you're not gonna be able to kick it with her.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #12 on: February 13, 2010, 06:51:29 PM »
yeah yall are right it wont go away i googled it ... LOL
the spoon just stops the bleeding from inside it doesnt really do shit


its too big to say its a bite and i have a smaller one on the other side of my neck
shit looks fucking disgusting

damn im screwed

 :(
Tomorrow you're gonna have a family emergency and you're not gonna be able to kick it with her.

thats what im thinking...
i cant say someone is in the hospital cus shes gonna wanna go with me....
i can just turn off my phone and say i lost it all day but then she will prolly just come over

man im gonna have to think of something
man and the worst part is i fucked around with my ex girl so with my luck shes gonna tell everyone she gave me that hickie and shes gonna find out either way

ok new question.. how do you kill a bitch and get away with it?
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2010, 06:54:58 PM »
ok new question.. how do you kill a bitch and get away with it?
This guy would know.


 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #14 on: February 13, 2010, 06:59:06 PM »
^ LOL

anyway, say your ex just jumped out at you. frame her. idk
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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #15 on: February 13, 2010, 07:00:12 PM »
sik he didnt do it.....where the proof? lol
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #16 on: February 13, 2010, 07:14:48 PM »
tattoo the area of the hickey

Ya with her name, Hearts/butterflies can cover it up, when it chances, tell her its a seasonal tat. :P
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #17 on: February 13, 2010, 07:15:51 PM »
You're fucked.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #18 on: February 13, 2010, 07:23:16 PM »
take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.
      
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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #19 on: February 13, 2010, 07:33:57 PM »
and he somehow gave a hickey....lol




take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.
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damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #20 on: February 13, 2010, 07:39:24 PM »
tattoo the area of the hickey

Ya with her name, Hearts/butterflies can cover it up, when it chances, tell her its a seasonal tat. :P
Naw, just a random ass tatoo.

A tatoo on the shoulder with his real girfriends name would be a great solution as well tho.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #21 on: February 13, 2010, 07:51:23 PM »
and he somehow gave a hickey....lol




take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.


he'll have to jam it a few times and make it seem like its a bruise/infection lol.
      
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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #22 on: February 13, 2010, 07:53:47 PM »
The easiest solution is to just tell your bich somebody drugged & raped you
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #23 on: February 13, 2010, 08:00:07 PM »
that looks like a hickey.....lol
theres no way outta this 1
altho i tried to do the turtle neck thing and that might work
be a muslim for a week....haha



and he somehow gave a hickey....lol




take a fork, and jab the hickey a bit.
then, jab a couple of places on ur face (say above your eye or cheek)

that way, you can say you got into a fight with a homie.


he'll have to jam it a few times and make it seem like its a bruise/infection lol.
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
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gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.
 

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Re: FUCK! how do i get rid of a hickey
« Reply #24 on: February 13, 2010, 08:57:13 PM »
i keep looking at myself in the mirror thinking... was the dick suck worth it?