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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can....lol
« on: February 23, 2010, 08:49:20 PM »
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Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can



 
 
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.  
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.  

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.  
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.  

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.  
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.  
Both Presidents were shot in the head  

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln 's secretary was named Kennedy.  
Kennedy's Secretary was named Lincoln .  

Both were assassinated by Southerners.  
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.  

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.  
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.  
 

          

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
  Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

        Both assassins were known by their three names.  
        Both names are composed of fifteen letters.  

        Now hang on to your seat.  

        Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford'.  
        Kennedy was shot in a car called ' Lincoln ' made by 'Ford'.  

        Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.  
        Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

        Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.


        

            WHO FIGURED THIS OUT?          
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Re: Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can....lol
« Reply #1 on: February 23, 2010, 08:53:44 PM »
That's the type of shit that makes you wonder about those David Icke aliens run the world theories.
 

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2010, 08:54:36 PM »
thats some crazy shit tho....are they true? lol
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Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
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Re: Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can....lol
« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2010, 08:56:45 PM »
thats some crazy shit tho....are they true? lol


pretty fucked up if it's true!
 

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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2010, 09:08:07 PM »
for real
have you seen the one about the 20 dollar bill?





thats some crazy shit tho....are they true? lol


pretty fucked up if it's true!
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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2010, 11:47:01 PM »
This reminds me of all those 2pac/Makaveli theories.
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Re: Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can....lol
« Reply #6 on: February 24, 2010, 12:30:43 AM »
This reminds me of all those 2pac/Makaveli theories.
agree, case closed
 

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Re: Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can....lol
« Reply #7 on: February 24, 2010, 06:02:49 AM »
It's called coincidence
 

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Re: Have a history teacher explain this----- if they can....lol
« Reply #8 on: February 24, 2010, 06:44:04 AM »
First off, I hate to sound like a bigger conspiracy theorist but Oswald did not kill Kennedy. It's nice for numbers, but there is not way he did it, at least alone.

Now that I'm done with that.

The congress election year, that's pretty good, though Lincoln only served one term and went back to Illinois politics, Kennedy stayed in the congress, first the House then the Senate, until he was president.

Other presidents elected in a zero year got killed as well, James Garfield and William McKinley. That was a rumored Indian curse to last 100 years, but if you count all the dead presidents it lasted 120 years.

Lincoln may have cared about slavery, but it wasn't a priority of his presidency, Kennedy may have cared about civil rights, but he didn't want the nation to blow apart because of it. Well both may have cared about it, it wasn't part of their presidencies. This gets over blown about in both.

Shot in the head, it's a good place to kill someone you want to make sure dies, or at least can't recover to lead any more. One thing you miss to make this less threatening, Lincoln was shot in his second term after 5 years, Kennedy only in his first term after only 2 years, 10 months.

Unless you are talking about personal secretaries, the secretary fact is actually fiction.

It's obvious why both were killed by southerners, it also obvious why both thought having a southerner on their ticket would make them politically more appealing.
Their birth year was also pretty impressive.

Lincoln was rumored to have loved the theater, and Ford theater was one of his favorites. Killing an American in a Ford car in the 1960's would too easy. Coincidence that it was a Ford, but it would either be a Ford Lincoln or a Cadillac. Both were the high class luxury car of their time. Of course Ford would name their car after a great president. Notice that both Ford and GM tried to go with really American names. GM even used Native American tribes to name their cars. Ford went with themes that fit what they thought Americana is. And the president should drive a car named after a president.

Both Lincoln and Kennedy had enough fans, that someone would killed them before their trail.
 

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« Reply #9 on: February 24, 2010, 08:54:03 AM »
damn m dogg....thats crazy dogg
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« Reply #10 on: February 24, 2010, 09:19:53 AM »
damn m dogg....thats crazy dogg

Social Students Education major through US History degree. These are fun to me. And I meant to say because of the presidents' fans, someone would have killed Booth and Oswald before their trails, not kill the presidents. But most of these are coincidence. I mean a car named Lincoln. In 1960, it would either be a Lincoln or a Cadillac. Too easy. And neither had a secretary named after the other. Lincoln I don't even think had a personal secretary.
 

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« Reply #11 on: February 24, 2010, 09:20:55 AM »
aite what about the 20 dollar bill theory?
have you heard or seen that 1?
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« Reply #12 on: February 24, 2010, 09:24:05 AM »
aite what about the 20 dollar bill theory?
have you heard or seen that 1?

explain those
 

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« Reply #13 on: February 24, 2010, 09:25:11 AM »
aite what about the 20 dollar bill theory?
have you heard or seen that 1?

explain those

it foils into the twin towers on fire. kind of weird. i never even tried to touch it.
 

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« Reply #14 on: February 24, 2010, 09:27:18 AM »
haha yeah m dogg got it check this out

1) Fold a new  $20 bill in half...


2) Fold again


3) Fold the other end


4) Now, simply turn it over...       






aite what about the 20 dollar bill theory?
have you heard or seen that 1?

explain those
damn u still havent logged off...ur hurting everyone with all this wack shit u drop, it hurts more then getting the swine flu
Tue, Mar 16, 2010 at 8:15 AM By: Ice Cube
Me and Mack 10 together again? I never say never, but he has the kiss the ring first.
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gbee:@ Petey: you sound like a broken record, time to grow up.