ATTN Dubcc: Let's create our own religion

[Sikotic™]

On the topic of Scientology, or Mormon, we have to have a religion that embraces space, and says that god is coming on a spaceship or something. It really has been working for modern religions. Only we need a believable story and we need to have a way of disproving other religions and showing this is the right one. I say a war. We start a war with a country we can brainwash and conquer, and it will spread like wild fire.

Haiti would be the perfect country. Me and you could probably go there right now by ourselves M Dogg and have them surrender by sunrise.

[The Overfiend]

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[Leggy Hendrix]

im intrigued to see how this develops...

I'm also thinking of calling forbidden acts and practices in our religion "elanos". If anyone asks what an elano is, we can say it was the word established by the forefathers of the religion for things we are not to indulge in. Example: pork and alcohol would be considered elanos and will compromise whatever payoff you will receive if you are a dedicated, life-long follower of our religion.

must be included 

[ikke]

On the topic of Scientology, or Mormon, we have to have a religion that embraces space, and says that god is coming on a spaceship or something. It really has been working for modern religions. Only we need a believable story and we need to have a way of disproving other religions and showing this is the right one. I say a war. We start a war with a country we can brainwash and conquer, and it will spread like wild fire.

like bill maher said, new religions need to sound even crazier to be able to compete

[Sikotic™]

There need to be levels. Higher higher you get, the closer you get to our supreme being.

Of course the highest level is only attainable by us, the inner circle. We will always give out sheep the hope that they can be at our level though.

[ikke]

I started reading "The God Delusion" today, it had some passage about some church that was allowed to use some illegal substance because they thought it brought them closer to God.
We can be the biggest supplier of drugs in the entire fucking world!

[Lady Queen]

Idt God wants you doing that............

[Furor Teutonicus]

Idt God wants you doing that............

God only welcomes rich people in heaven.

[ikke]

Idt God wants you doing that............

I'm sorry but God came to us in a vision telling us to do this.

[Sikotic™]

Idt God wants you doing that............

Then tell that bitch ass nigga to stop me.

[morbidenigma]

make sure god sees and punishes all your sins.. but oh god is so kind that he forgives you..

also more gods = more money.. and oh we can see god.. so that we can create lots of statues and replicas to sell !

also 3-4 yearly festive celebrations for commercial reasons.. inventing products which somehow attach significant to that festive celebration.. ie easter eggs

a lovable cuddly santa claus like character, to suck the kids in

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

I understand religion thrives on hypocracy....but....to make things easier on US...can we outlaw something other then pork? Pork is fuckin great.

[morbidenigma]

I understand religion thrives on hypocracy....but....to make things easier on US...can we outlaw something other then pork? Pork is fuckin great.

if you was to outlaw pork..it would please the health critics..

[.:DaYg0sTyLz:.]

I understand religion thrives on hypocracy....but....to make things easier on US...can we outlaw something other then pork? Pork is fuckin great.

if you was to outlaw pork..it would please the health critics..

yeah but pork itself isnt really that unhealthy.  Just shit like bacon, etc. Which is probably the best food in the world. Id rather outlaw fish....high levels of mercury. Very dangerous.

[M Dogg™]

I understand religion thrives on hypocracy....but....to make things easier on US...can we outlaw something other then pork? Pork is fuckin great.

if you was to outlaw pork..it would please the health critics..

yeah but pork itself isnt really that unhealthy.  Just shit like bacon, etc. Which is probably the best food in the world. Id rather outlaw fish....high levels of mercury. Very dangerous.

A Pinoy trying to outlaw fish...  I am married to a Filipina, and that would ruin her life. On second thought, since I hate fish, this is perfect. No more fish. Especially on Fridays. Now what to do about hypocritical religious leaders. Do we do the secret gay like Protestant, or molest kids like Catholics? I think secret gay is fine. I don't like the molesting of kids.