Author Topic: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?  (Read 508 times)

morbidenigma

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Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« on: March 30, 2010, 08:32:10 AM »
Jews steal your land and occupy it
Muslims are polygamous
Christians touch up you kids

so what's a brother supposed to do .....
 

Shango

Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #1 on: March 30, 2010, 08:44:24 AM »
polygamy isn't that bad...
 

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #2 on: March 30, 2010, 08:51:56 AM »
scientology
 

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #3 on: March 30, 2010, 10:00:17 AM »
polygamy isn't that bad...

i've never understood why you'd wanna have more then 1 wife anyway. Isn't having to listen to one woman bitching and complaining all the time difficult enough as it ?
 

Muhfukka

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #4 on: March 30, 2010, 10:09:41 AM »
i think buddhism is pretty safe, its more of a philosophy than "religion" i think though. either way momo the homo will find a way to fuck it up
 

Muhfukka

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #5 on: March 30, 2010, 10:10:29 AM »
polygamy isn't that bad...

i've never understood why you'd wanna have more then 1 wife anyway. Isn't having to listen to one woman bitching and complaining all the time difficult enough as it ?
thats why you have to fuck with their minds and have them competing with each other for your attention. bitches are dumb like that
 

ikke

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #6 on: March 30, 2010, 10:16:51 AM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine
 

ThaRealSupreme

Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #7 on: March 30, 2010, 10:29:37 AM »
All religion is man made so just make up your own and you'll be more safe with it lol
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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #8 on: March 30, 2010, 11:07:11 AM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine

waht's it called?
 

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #9 on: March 30, 2010, 12:07:51 PM »
polygamy isn't that bad...

i've never understood why you'd wanna have more then 1 wife anyway. Isn't having to listen to one woman bitching and complaining all the time difficult enough as it ?

Think about it this way, if you actually were in a society that accepts polygamy....those women will really be less independent and be devoted to you and whatever you say. 
 

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #10 on: March 30, 2010, 12:30:38 PM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine

waht's it called?
We don't like to put labels on groups of people so no name.
We don't want to tell you what you are either,  the individual is very important to us.

Like you said, christian priests touch children.
Children who were only in contact with those priest because their parents wanted them to learn about christianity.

my religion will NEVER tell you to follow them, we're all about freedom
 

ThaRealSupreme

Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #11 on: March 30, 2010, 12:35:01 PM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine

waht's it called?
We don't like to put labels on groups of people so no name.
We don't want to tell you what you are either,  the individual is very important to us.

Like you said, christian priests touch children.
Children who were only in contact with those priest because their parents wanted them to learn about christianity.

my religion will NEVER tell you to follow them, we're all about freedom

Priests are Catholic. Not startin a debate but my pops is Catholic and talk shit about moms for being a Christian lol I also did my research and there's a difference. The Bible says not to follow men, too!
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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #12 on: March 30, 2010, 12:37:45 PM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine

waht's it called?
We don't like to put labels on groups of people so no name.
We don't want to tell you what you are either,  the individual is very important to us.

Like you said, christian priests touch children.
Children who were only in contact with those priest because their parents wanted them to learn about christianity.

my religion will NEVER tell you to follow them, we're all about freedom

Priests are Catholic. Not startin a debate but my pops is Catholic and talk shit about moms for being a Christian lol I also did my research and there's a difference. The Bible says not to follow men, too!

Catholic is a type of Christianity. 
 

ThaRealSupreme

Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #13 on: March 30, 2010, 12:59:23 PM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine

waht's it called?
We don't like to put labels on groups of people so no name.
We don't want to tell you what you are either,  the individual is very important to us.

Like you said, christian priests touch children.
Children who were only in contact with those priest because their parents wanted them to learn about christianity.

my religion will NEVER tell you to follow them, we're all about freedom

Priests are Catholic. Not startin a debate but my pops is Catholic and talk shit about moms for being a Christian lol I also did my research and there's a difference. The Bible says not to follow men, too!

Catholic is a type of Christianity. 

There's no type of Christianity. What they practice is not Christ Like and goes against Biblical teachings. That's y u have priests doin the shit that they do because they branched from Pagans. Christians don't pray to Saints, Christians churches has preachers and no priests nor do they confess to a man in a box. I'm just sayin....there's a difference and a history along with it. Christians has different denominations and all of them go by something that's an Unorthadox teaching.
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ikke

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Re: Are there any 'safe' religions left to pick from ?
« Reply #14 on: March 30, 2010, 12:59:27 PM »
My religion is pretty safe, just give a montly donation and you'll be fine

waht's it called?
We don't like to put labels on groups of people so no name.
We don't want to tell you what you are either,  the individual is very important to us.

Like you said, christian priests touch children.
Children who were only in contact with those priest because their parents wanted them to learn about christianity.

my religion will NEVER tell you to follow them, we're all about freedom

Priests are Catholic. Not startin a debate but my pops is Catholic and talk shit about moms for being a Christian lol I also did my research and there's a difference. The Bible says not to follow men, too!
Your father talks shit about your moms for being a protestant.
EDIT: seeing how you didn't know the difference I probally have to explain further.
Both are christian religions, they split up in the late dark ages
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