Author Topic: How to kill yourself like a man (Read 771 times)

morbidenigma · « **on:** April 15, 2010, 09:42:34 AM »

the proper way to do it

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

Sikotic™ · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2010, 10:27:05 AM »

Maddox > God

ikke · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2010, 10:30:35 AM »

If your death doesn't make the news, you've failed

Triple OG Rapsodie · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:00:20 AM »

Emotionally Disturbing Piano Wire Beheading

You will need

   * Superglue
   * Piano wire

   1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
   2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
   3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
   4. Glue your hands to your head so that you can't go back.
   5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

And a record 45,099 people have killed themselves after witnessing a piano-wire suicide and the number just keeps rising. What a coincidence!

ikke · « **Reply #4 on:** April 15, 2010, 11:34:11 AM »

Quote from: rapsodie sees the bitch in you on April 15, 2010, 11:00:20 AM

Emotionally Disturbing Piano Wire Beheading

You will need

   * Superglue
   * Piano wire

   1. Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand on top of it with lots of piano wire and some superglue.
   2. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 5 metres short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
   3. Tie one end of a piece of piano wire 10 metres short of the ground in a lasso around your neck, so it can tighten when pulled. Secure the other end to the top of the building.
   4. Glue your hands to your head so that you can't go back.
   5. Jump!

The result: at 10 metres from the ground, the piano wire around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down 5 metres from the ground with your head stuck to your hand.

And a record 45,099 people have killed themselves after witnessing a piano-wire suicide and the number just keeps rising. What a coincidence!

Awesome