Author Topic: [joke] Ouch!  (Read 78 times)

Don Seer

[joke] Ouch!
« on: December 07, 2002, 03:17:46 PM »
funny joke my friend emma just sent me :)

> A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when
> suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big
> boy, whip me, whip me!"
>
> The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
> not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the
> window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl
> until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
>
> About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping
> session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The
> doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these
> marks having sex?" The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that,
> yes, she did.
>
> Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because
> in all my years of doctoring............
> You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've
> ever seen."
 

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Re:[joke] Ouch!
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2002, 04:41:09 PM »
errrrrrrr ha
 

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Re:[joke] Ouch!
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2002, 11:12:27 PM »
not TOO bad...  :P  ;D
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