[joke] Ouch!

[Don Seer]

funny joke my friend emma just sent me

> A young couple were making passionate love in the guy's van when
> suddenly the girl, being a bit on the kinky side, yells out, "Oh big
> boy, whip me, whip me!"
>
> The guy, not wanting to pass up this unique opportunity, obviously did
> not have any whips to hand, but in a flash of inspiration, he opens the
> window, snaps the antenna off his van and proceeds to whip the girl
> until they both collapse in sado-masochistic ecstasy.
>
> About a week later, the girl notices that the marks left by the whipping
> session are starting to fester a bit so she goes to the doctor. The
> doctor takes one look at the wounds and asks, "Did you get these
> marks having sex?" The girl is a little embarrassed but admits that,
> yes, she did.
>
> Nodding his head knowingly the doctor exclaims, "I thought so, because
> in all my years of doctoring............
> You've got the worst case of van aerial disease that I've
> ever seen."

[bez]

errrrrrrr ha

[OmNIsCiUs]

not TOO bad...