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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #15 on: January 06, 2003, 12:32:42 PM »
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom.
She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."
The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents.
The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.
The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?"



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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #16 on: January 06, 2003, 12:51:29 PM »
Three women are about to be executed. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
Suddenly the brunette yells, "earthquake!!"
Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.
The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The redhead then screams, "tornado!!"
Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution.
By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.
She also says no, and the executioner shouts, "Ready . . . Aim . . ."
The blonde shouts, "fire!!"



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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #17 on: January 06, 2003, 02:23:24 PM »
funny..nice stuff, u bumpin yer post count pimp?

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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #18 on: January 06, 2003, 02:39:27 PM »
more jokes anyone?
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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #19 on: January 06, 2003, 03:42:19 PM »
LOLOLGOOD SHIT
 

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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #20 on: January 06, 2003, 06:53:54 PM »
Nancy is confessing her sins...

NANCY: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

FATHER: What is it this week Nancy?

N: Father, I called a man a son of a bitch.

F: Why did you call him an S.O.B. Nancy?

N: Well, he touched me.

F: Like this? (he touches her hand)

N: Yes!

F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, but then he grabbed my breast.

F: Hmm. Like this?

N: Yeah, exactly like that!

F: Well, that's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, No. But then he ripped my clothes off.

F: Ahh. Like this? (kshhh)

N: Yes! Yes!

F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, you're misunderstanding. He put his "you know what" in my "you know where".

FIVE MINUTES PASS...

F: (grunts) Like this?

N: YEAH! Exactly like that!

F: That's no......reason.....to call him an S.O.B.

N: But father, he had AIDS.

F: SON OF A BITCH HOOLIGAN!!!











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Re:JoKeS..LMFAO!!
« Reply #21 on: January 06, 2003, 06:58:02 PM »
Nancy is confessing her sins...

NANCY: Forgive me father for I have sinned.

FATHER: What is it this week Nancy?

N: Father, I called a man a son of a bitch.

F: Why did you call him an S.O.B. Nancy?

N: Well, he touched me.

F: Like this? (he touches her hand)

N: Yes!

F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, but then he grabbed my breast.

F: Hmm. Like this?

N: Yeah, exactly like that!

F: Well, that's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, No. But then he ripped my clothes off.

F: Ahh. Like this? (kshhh)

N: Yes! Yes!

F: That's no reason to call him an S.O.B.

N: No, you're misunderstanding. He put his "you know what" in my "you know where".

FIVE MINUTES PASS...

F: (grunts) Like this?

N: YEAH! Exactly like that!

F: That's no......reason.....to call him an S.O.B.

N: But father, he had AIDS.

F: SON OF A BITCH HOOLIGAN!!!












LMMAO!!!!!! thats fucked up