would you eat the corn out of J Wowww's asshole? MUTHAFUCCCCIN POLL

[Leggy Hendrix]

^^lmao

[C-BLUE]

bitch wants the dicc...and i want that corn

[Sikotic™]

She could poop on my chest.

[C-BLUE]

She could poop on my chest.

I'd give her permission to urinate into my mouth

[C-BLUE]

look at her crotch and spend some time on it.

she's wet!

[westsiderider323]

She could poop on my chest.

I'd give her permission to urinate into my mouth

id give her permission to do all the above to me and let her fart on my food

[The Come Up Shuffle]

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/21/2010-09-21_jersey_shore_star_jwoww_negotiating_photoshoot_with_playboy_up_to_400000_deal.html


Personally I want Angelina to sit on my face but thats just me

[C-BLUE]

http://www.nydailynews.com/gossip/2010/09/21/2010-09-21_jersey_shore_star_jwoww_negotiating_photoshoot_with_playboy_up_to_400000_deal.html

this is wonderful news. i just hope playboy allows her to spread her pussy lips.

[C-BLUE]

JWoww Down for a Little TNA ... Wrestling

10/10/2010 8:54 PM PDT by TMZ Staff 

If JWoww is looking for a fight ... JWoww is gonna get a fight -- TMZ has learned the "Jersey Shore" starlet has just signed a deal with Total Nonstop Action Wrestling.



Sources close to the deal tell us JWoww -- real name Jenni Farley -- just signed a one-night deal to appear on Spike TV's "TNA impact!" on Thursday.

We're told JWoww doesn't have a match scheduled ... but she'll "probably be mixing it up" with a couple of "Jersey Shore"-alike wrestlers named Robbie E. and Cookie.

But JWoww ain't doin' the wrestling thing for free -- we're told she's pulling in a cool $15 grand for the night ... and the two sides are working out a deal to get her to come back to the show.

... and to think, Snooki didn't get a dime when she got hit on television.

http://www.tmz.com/2010/10/10/jwoww-jersey-shore-tna-wrestling/

[C-BLUE]

i don't know about you but i'm gonna jerk off on thursday night

[Sikotic™]

i don't know about you but i'm gonna jerk off on thursday night

I will have my box of kleenex, some Vaseline, a lit candle and two glasses of wine poured out come Thursday. One glass for me and one for her.

[K.Dub]

 

[westsiderider323]

shes so fine and she aint even italian

[C-BLUE]

shes so fine and she aint even italian

yeah you right bitch is irish spanish. thankfully it don't affect my massively overwhelming desire to shove my pork sword into her anal cavity and drink her urine.

[C-BLUE]

I will have my box of kleenex, some Vaseline, a lit candle and two glasses of wine poured out come Thursday. One glass for me and one for her.

all great choices. I will definitely light a candle and offer her some wine, but I will also go one step further and buy flowers! AND OH YES...I'll have bottled water sitting right next to me. comes in handy when you wanna make it seem like she's squirting.