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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #250 on: November 19, 2010, 05:02:14 AM »
lost on offense?  thats funny considering the guy may be the best all around statistical player in the NBA


how so when he's shooting the lowest percentage of his career? can u try to make sense... he can't handle a real offense as well as Mike Brown's "give the ball to LeBron and move out of his way" system. LOL

he cant handle a real offense...yet he's got a career average of 27 PPG and 7 assists per game??

I fail to see how he could not handle Mike Brown's system (let alone Miami's...which he'll def get down)


I said he couldn't handle a true offense...Mike Brown's offense was no problem for him. It was plain and simple- throw the ball to LeBron and space out the floor so he can charge into the lane and shoot it or dish it out. Do you really not realize how much his stock has plummeted since playing for Miami?
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #251 on: November 19, 2010, 05:04:17 AM »
What a joke...Wade is averaging more points than LeBron on less attempts. Aside from the 1st game, LeBron has clearly looked lost on offense compared to Wade.

Wade is also getting spoonfed by LeBron while he ain't passing the ball to save his life.. and their attempts are actually equal. Stop sippin' that haterade nigga, hatin' LeBron ain't hip no more, it's mainstream now.


you already know what i think of lebrons game...and that was way before anyone else discovered it.
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #252 on: November 19, 2010, 07:10:52 AM »
What a joke...Wade is averaging more points than LeBron on less attempts. Aside from the 1st game, LeBron has clearly looked lost on offense compared to Wade.

Wade is also getting spoonfed by LeBron while he ain't passing the ball to save his life.. and their attempts are actually equal. Stop sippin' that haterade nigga, hatin' LeBron ain't hip no more, it's mainstream now.


you already know what i think of lebrons game...and that was way before anyone else discovered it.

Two questions:

1.) Do you honestly think Wade is better than LeBron... like, seriously? I mean, in all honesty. Not in that swagger-sense of simply stating "T-Mac > LeBron" to cause a riot and shit. I mean seriously... do you think Wade > LeBron?

2.) How can someone who can't handle an offense average 9 assists in the first place? How is that theoretically possible?

Even their coach doesn't really know what to do, so of course the Heat play pretty chaotic. But they will figure it out, sooner or later. It's difficult to handle with 2 top 3 players, one soft ass top 20 player and a bunch of nobodies. But if they figure it out, you most definitely gon see LeBron handlin' a "real offense". Of course he can't have a superhuman stateline like he sometimes did in Cleveland, that is only natural.
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #253 on: November 19, 2010, 01:49:46 PM »
If the PG situation ain't fixed by the trade deadline, look for the heat to make a trade for a PG. but i think once Mario Chalmers ankle gets fully healed, he'll be the Defensive minded - 3 Pt Spacer the Heat need at the 1. Teams just crowd the paint when carlos arroyo is in there, they're backing out a bit now that big Z is starting with that automatic mid range jumper hes done over his career. Thankfully joel anthony is now out of there hes def not a starter in the nba

Can't wait til Mike Miller comes back hes the Heats Version of Lamar Odom.. Ball Handler, can drive and lights out from beyond the 3. good rebounder at 6'8 but again like a brand new fish in your aquarium has to get acclimated again.

Our crunch time line up:

pg - Lebron
sg - D wade (will guard opposing pgs)
sf - Miller
pf - Bosh
C - Big Z/Jamaal Magloire

Lakers cant see that  :P
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #254 on: November 19, 2010, 04:52:23 PM »
If the PG situation ain't fixed by the trade deadline, look for the heat to make a trade for a PG. but i think once Mario Chalmers ankle gets fully healed, he'll be the Defensive minded - 3 Pt Spacer the Heat need at the 1. Teams just crowd the paint when carlos arroyo is in there, they're backing out a bit now that big Z is starting with that automatic mid range jumper hes done over his career. Thankfully joel anthony is now out of there hes def not a starter in the nba

Can't wait til Mike Miller comes back hes the Heats Version of Lamar Odom.. Ball Handler, can drive and lights out from beyond the 3. good rebounder at 6'8 but again like a brand new fish in your aquarium has to get acclimated again.

Our crunch time line up:

pg - Lebron
sg - D wade (will guard opposing pgs)
sf - Miller
pf - Bosh
C - Big Z/Jamaal Magloire

Lakers cant see that  :P
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #255 on: November 20, 2010, 03:57:38 PM »
the eastern conference finals is gonna be the REAL Nba finals

similar to how the Kings-Lakers games 10 years ago were better than the Lakers/Nets games
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #256 on: November 21, 2010, 09:23:19 AM »
Memphis pulls off a stunner last night at the end to beat miami!


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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #257 on: November 22, 2010, 02:29:10 AM »
Haslem is done for the year of 2010, Heat front court is about as thick as a piece of paper right now. Anthony and Magloire are beyond worthless. How come they even have jobs?
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #258 on: November 22, 2010, 04:22:36 PM »
Haslem is done for the year of 2010, Heat front court is about as thick as a piece of paper right now. Anthony and Magloire are beyond worthless. How come they even have jobs?


wat'd u expect the rest of team would be when they signed lebronze, wade and bosh, Z is solid but they need another legitiment center, not a filler like anthony. their back court is average (obviously excluding lebronze and wade) with chalmers, house, miller (when he gets back) and jones.


theyll prob do better next year with some upgrades, i dont see them getting out of the east conference this year.


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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #259 on: November 23, 2010, 02:11:33 AM »
it's bad if they lose to Indiana at home and Wade was just 1-13 ::)


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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #260 on: November 23, 2010, 03:16:35 AM »
Haslem is done for the year of 2010, Heat front court is about as thick as a piece of paper right now. Anthony and Magloire are beyond worthless. How come they even have jobs?


wat'd u expect the rest of team would be when they signed lebronze, wade and bosh, Z is solid but they need another legitiment center, not a filler like anthony. their back court is average (obviously excluding lebronze and wade) with chalmers, house, miller (when he gets back) and jones.

Heat honestly would be better off trading Chris Bosh for some big men who actually hustle. Actually, Heat would be better off trading Bosh just to clear up their capspace. Even in games where Bosh actually puts up good numbers, he STILL looks like he's hurting the team when you watch them play. Miami doesn't need anymore fake stars like Bosh, they need big men who actually fill the roles of big men.
 

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« Reply #261 on: November 23, 2010, 03:01:13 PM »
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #262 on: November 23, 2010, 04:43:59 PM »
awful start, I gotta wait till they have more games under their belt to judge it better but all that big hype was for nothing. this team ain't touching ,at all, teams like the early 00's lakers, 86 celtics, 92 bulls or the 87 lakers, at least from what I'm seeing, and Bosh is a big liability, I already knew it, too soft. if this keeps on like this, lakers got this, at least this year, that team is too deep also.
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #263 on: November 23, 2010, 05:33:58 PM »
They will never be under the cap and they don't have any trade assets they can give up... their only ways to improve are 1) firing their clearly overstrained coach, 2) trading bosh for a real nigga and 3) signing a dope MLE player (well, for next season)

1) will happen sooner or later, no doubt about it.
as for 2), I'm not sure. who could they trade for? there's no way they can get guys like howard, duncan or gasol. horford would do wonders for them, but I don't think they can get him either. niggas like brand, z-bo or boozer aren't the answer either, it would be the same shit with them.
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #264 on: November 23, 2010, 05:37:31 PM »
heat are signing Eric Dampier lol



i still believe this team will be scary come 2011 but lol @ the 8-6 start
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #265 on: November 23, 2010, 05:53:53 PM »
they decided to waive stackhouse instead of sending some trash rookie to the d-league

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #266 on: November 23, 2010, 05:55:26 PM »
they decided to waive stackhouse instead of sending some trash rookie to the d-league

damn, way to go out like that

lol guess it shows how much Stack can or cannot contribute
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #267 on: November 23, 2010, 06:58:57 PM »
On a different note- The Heat are fuckin hard to play against on 2k11.
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #268 on: November 23, 2010, 09:53:09 PM »
On a different note- The Heat are fuckin hard to play against on 2k11.

They are unfuckablewit in that game lol.
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #269 on: November 23, 2010, 10:02:46 PM »
What a joke...Wade is averaging more points than LeBron on less attempts. Aside from the 1st game, LeBron has clearly looked lost on offense compared to Wade.

Wade is also getting spoonfed by LeBron while he ain't passing the ball to save his life.. and their attempts are actually equal. Stop sippin' that haterade nigga, hatin' LeBron ain't hip no more, it's mainstream now.


you already know what i think of lebrons game...and that was way before anyone else discovered it.

Two questions:

1.) Do you honestly think Wade is better than LeBron... like, seriously? I mean, in all honesty. Not in that swagger-sense of simply stating "T-Mac > LeBron" to cause a riot and shit. I mean seriously... do you think Wade > LeBron?

2.) How can someone who can't handle an offense average 9 assists in the first place? How is that theoretically possible?

Even their coach doesn't really know what to do, so of course the Heat play pretty chaotic. But they will figure it out, sooner or later. It's difficult to handle with 2 top 3 players, one soft ass top 20 player and a bunch of nobodies. But if they figure it out, you most definitely gon see LeBron handlin' a "real offense". Of course he can't have a superhuman stateline like he sometimes did in Cleveland, that is only natural.


Wade is the more skilled player...Down by 1 with 10 seconds to go, I'd rather have the ball in Wade's hands, no question. I also think a proper team built around Wade has a higher chance to succeed than a proper team built around LeBron. Same goes for T-Mac in his prime, that was no gimmick...LeBron is the greatest at collecting stats, better than anyone else. But he's clearly not the greatest at succeeding and leading a team to promise. Honestly, Wade's biggest problem throughout his career has been his health. If he was 100% to start the season, I believe it'd be pretty evident by now who the Heat truly belongs to.
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #270 on: November 23, 2010, 10:07:07 PM »
the eastern conference finals is gonna be the REAL Nba finals

similar to how the Kings-Lakers games 10 years ago were better than the Lakers/Nets games


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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #271 on: November 23, 2010, 10:09:35 PM »
On a different note- The Heat are fuckin hard to play against on 2k11.

They are unfuckablewit in that game lol.


A little different than what you predicted for them on the real NBA season, huh? LMAO


on a side note, is it me or has Beasley been a better player than Bosh this season? LOL. Miami woulda been better off signing LeBron and keeping Beasley instead of trading him for nothing and signing Bosh.
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #272 on: November 24, 2010, 02:38:19 AM »
Were in the bottom tier in the league in fkn Rebounding because Joel Anthony lacks size, big Z isnt mobile enough, Jamaal Magloire is slower than shit and our rookie Dex Pittman is RAW, Good signing by bringing in Dampier something that shouldve been done this summer and all he has to do is concentrate on defense clogging the lane and boxing out his man rebounding.


Beasley's talented no doubt but a ball stopper, he needs the ball in his hand in order to be effective and wouldnt be fit for this offense predicated on moving the ball around. Bosh is gonna benefit from the Dampier signing.. ive watched him get pushed out the paint going for boards hes just too small to be at the 5.. if he was going against KG/Gasol it would be fine but zach randolph tossed his ass around like a college freshmen getting booty raped in the big house every night
 

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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #273 on: November 24, 2010, 11:01:04 AM »
What a joke...Wade is averaging more points than LeBron on less attempts. Aside from the 1st game, LeBron has clearly looked lost on offense compared to Wade.

Wade is also getting spoonfed by LeBron while he ain't passing the ball to save his life.. and their attempts are actually equal. Stop sippin' that haterade nigga, hatin' LeBron ain't hip no more, it's mainstream now.


you already know what i think of lebrons game...and that was way before anyone else discovered it.

Two questions:

1.) Do you honestly think Wade is better than LeBron... like, seriously? I mean, in all honesty. Not in that swagger-sense of simply stating "T-Mac > LeBron" to cause a riot and shit. I mean seriously... do you think Wade > LeBron?

2.) How can someone who can't handle an offense average 9 assists in the first place? How is that theoretically possible?

Even their coach doesn't really know what to do, so of course the Heat play pretty chaotic. But they will figure it out, sooner or later. It's difficult to handle with 2 top 3 players, one soft ass top 20 player and a bunch of nobodies. But if they figure it out, you most definitely gon see LeBron handlin' a "real offense". Of course he can't have a superhuman stateline like he sometimes did in Cleveland, that is only natural.


Wade is the more skilled player...Down by 1 with 10 seconds to go, I'd rather have the ball in Wade's hands, no question. I also think a proper team built around Wade has a higher chance to succeed than a proper team built around LeBron. Same goes for T-Mac in his prime, that was no gimmick...LeBron is the greatest at collecting stats, better than anyone else. But he's clearly not the greatest at succeeding and leading a team to promise. Honestly, Wade's biggest problem throughout his career has been his health. If he was 100% to start the season, I believe it'd be pretty evident by now who the Heat truly belongs to.


Nigga, yousa foo', bro. Wade and Melo or even T-Mac sometimes appear like niggas witta better shot and therefore somehow better skills to the average nigga cause their shots look more flowy due to their less bulky bodies. It's all a misconception and a fucking MYTH. Wade and Melo always made significantly less 3s than LeBron and their percentages have always been just as bad if not worse, T-Mac's freethrows were not really better than LeBron's, not even in his fucking short prime. It's all a myth. Plus, health plays a role too, let's not act as if it's just luck. LeBron is a real nigga who can go through a basketball season like it ain't nothing, while Wade and T-Mac have the bodies of fragile bitches.
And that is not even touching how LeBron has a much better physique, is a freak of nature with crazy court vision who can pass and ballhandle like a PG in the body of a PF. None of them niggas is fucking with LeBron. Wade got sent to the line 40 times a game just for missing layups and won the Finals MVP and since then niggas think that nigga is clutch and shit. Any All-Star could have done that. Even Iverson could have pulled it off.
Plus niggas is shittin' on LeBron for having his head down in a hopeless playoff series against the Celtics while West got his dick sucked by his mom, yet they forget what a real nigga he was in the 2 consecutive years in the playoff series against the Pistons way back in the day.
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Re: Official Miami Heat thread
« Reply #274 on: November 24, 2010, 08:36:56 PM »
Everyone is looking for a scapegoat in this Miami situation. Seriously, it's November. Wake me up in February when the Heat are killing the East, except Boston. Tonight they got killed by Orlando, who they beat earlier. What this tells me is they hype was so big, after their Boston whopping, they decided to just go out and play. The thing was that LeBron and Wade were taking off and Bosh was left behind. Then as they got deeper into the season Wade has been nursing an injury and now LeBron has to take over. The problem is LeBron is does not have the killer instinct to be that guy. When Wade takes over, then the team will go back to winning. Not that LeBron is not a great talent, he is maybe the best raw talent in NBA history. But at 25, he has yet to develop that great leadership ability as MJ or Kobe in their late 20's. It will come, but in 2010, they have to learn their roles and learn how to play together. I know Wade is frustrated because his been to the title before, and his expecting it now. I see Miami as the 2011-2012 NBA champions, maybe the last NBA title in history if the Mayans have their way. But this year, it's Lakers/Boston 3.