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HBKid_Jr

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Tom's great X-Mas
« on: December 25, 2001, 08:56:54 PM »
When I woke up this mournin,  i thought 2day would be a good day,  i was wrong,  I go to open my presents when my mom says,  no u can open anything untill u clean tha livin room,  so i do it.  I say can i now,  my mom says clean tha kitchen.  I do so where about to open presents,  but wait.  My dad says let me get up first,  so that takes about a half an hour.  I finally open up my first present,  i was hoping it would be ice cubes greatest hits.  But no, It was MC fuckin Hammer-  Active duty.  I say i didnt want this CD,  my dad says,  it was tha last CD best Buy had left so shut tha fuck up.  I pick up my next present in a box.  My dad doped up on morphene mubbles out,  " ahhhh,  its some shoes",  i tell him your not to supposed to tell me what it is,  I open an it was a shoe,  my shoe,  they rapped up one of my fuckin sneakers,  this sneaker was missin for 3 weeks.  I open up my next present,  it was tha instruction manual for my dads old 85 oldsmobile, my dad is now passed out,  so i ask my mom what is this,  she slaps me an says stop back talkin u bastard,  yea thats right your a bastard an me an dad never wanted you.  So i go to my finally gift,  i open it up,  its a ps2 box,  i was estatic at this point,  i open it up,  theres no ps2,  its filled wit fuckin rocks.  I throw tha box on my dad who finally awakens.  He says,  so u like to throw shit,  lil bastard,  he threw his hot tea on my crouch,  he than shouts out,  "hahahahahha,  like to see u make babies now"  Thats pretty much tom's x-mas in a nutshell.

But seriously,  this is some fucked up shit,  my uncle gave me a one of his old sweaters for x-mas,  im dead serious,  it dont even fit me,  he got my cousin a shirt that was a size large,  tha shitty shirt he gave me was a size medium,  my cousin is half my size,  now thats some fucked up shit,  my uncle is a scumbag,  now i know why my dad didnt talk him for 7 years
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #1 on: December 25, 2001, 09:17:36 PM »
lmfao daamn ... i ddin't get anything, cuz i didn't ask for anything

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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2001, 09:28:05 AM »
LMMFAO!!!!
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #3 on: December 26, 2001, 09:41:28 AM »
Awww!!! Ok Tom here is the Deal... For Christmas you can have me till DreSnoop00 turns 18... how does that sound to you.......
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #4 on: December 26, 2001, 05:08:25 PM »
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When I woke up this mournin,  i thought 2day would be a good day,  i was wrong,  I go to open my presents when my mom says,  no u can open anything untill u clean tha livin room,  so i do it.  I say can i now,  my mom says clean tha kitchen.  I do so where about to open presents,  but wait.  My dad says let me get up first,  so that takes about a half an hour.  I finally open up my first present,  i was hoping it would be ice cubes greatest hits.  But no, It was MC fuckin Hammer-  Active duty.  I say i didnt want this CD,  my dad says,  it was tha last CD best Buy had left so shut tha fuck up.  I pick up my next present in a box.  My dad doped up on morphene mubbles out,  " ahhhh,  its some shoes",  i tell him your not to supposed to tell me what it is,  I open an it was a shoe,  my shoe,  they rapped up one of my fuckin sneakers,  this sneaker was missin for 3 weeks.  I open up my next present,  it was tha instruction manual for my dads old 85 oldsmobile, my dad is now passed out,  so i ask my mom what is this,  she slaps me an says stop back talkin u bastard,  yea thats right your a bastard an me an dad never wanted you.  So i go to my finally gift,  i open it up,  its a ps2 box,  i was estatic at this point,  i open it up,  theres no ps2,  its filled wit fuckin rocks.  I throw tha box on my dad who finally awakens.  He says,  so u like to throw shit,  lil bastard,  he threw his hot tea on my crouch,  he than shouts out,  "hahahahahha,  like to see u make babies now"  Thats pretty much tom's x-mas in a nutshell.

But seriously,  this is some fucked up shit,  my uncle gave me a one of his old sweaters for x-mas,  im dead serious,  it dont even fit me,  he got my cousin a shirt that was a size large,  tha shitty shirt he gave me was a size medium,  my cousin is half my size,  now thats some fucked up shit,  my uncle is a scumbag,  now i know why my dad didnt talk him for 7 years



yeah right u rich pale skin bitch
u probably got a new computer, all the rap cds ur white ass could get ur hands on, an x-box,ps2 and gamecube and probably all this other exspencive shit, then u go on the internet and try to act like u one of us....damn wannabe u will never be me or my kind.......fuckin lucky white
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #5 on: December 26, 2001, 05:58:53 PM »
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yeah right u rich pale skin bitch
u probably got a new computer, all the rap cds ur white ass could get ur hands on, an x-box,ps2 and gamecube and probably all this other exspencive shit, then u go on the internet and try to act like u one of us....damn wannabe u will never be me or my kind.......fuckin lucky white




You are just to Fuckin Mean... you are not worth shit.... man i should kick your ass... racist bitch
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #6 on: December 26, 2001, 06:12:44 PM »
WS no one on this whole fuckin board likes your dumbass.....NO ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!      why do you keep coming back you stupid shit? dont you have anything better to do than to go somwhere people dont want you?.......ususally when your not liked somewhere u dont go back.....but with your dumbass ::) ::) ::) ......i bet your white too. lol
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #7 on: December 26, 2001, 06:33:46 PM »
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yeah right u rich pale skin bitch
u probably got a new computer, all the rap cds ur white ass could get ur hands on, an x-box,ps2 and gamecube and probably all this other exspencive shit, then u go on the internet and try to act like u one of us....damn wannabe u will never be me or my kind.......fuckin lucky white

Yup,  you got me,  tha cat is out of tha bag,  im a rich white fuck,  an no you stupid fuck i didnt get 1 x-box,  1 ps2,  an 1 gamecube,  i got to of each you stupid fuck,  an my dad brought me every rap CD at bestbuy an sam goody,  an i got 3 new computers,  hahahaahhahahaha,  stupid fuck,  whats tha matter to u realized black people actually wear polo,  tommy hilfiger,  etc...  You talk about how i have no life but yet u make a new name every night,  wow some life you have,  hey pussy why havnt u accept my challenge in tha keystyle fourm,  stupid shit head
 

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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #8 on: December 26, 2001, 06:59:03 PM »
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hey pussy why havnt u accept my challenge in tha keystyle fourm,  stupid shit head


cause spittin rymes with a keyboard is just stupid.There is no point in waisting 20min writing a ryme on a keyboard so some people can say dope or wack who gives a fuck its just plain old STUPID
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #9 on: December 26, 2001, 07:03:56 PM »
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its just plain old STUPID


yea thats why i thought you would do it,  you have shown that you have shit for brains so i figured suptin stupid would appeal to you

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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #10 on: December 26, 2001, 07:04:20 PM »
no..
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cause spittin rymes with a keyboard is just stupid.There is no point in waisting 20min writing a ryme on a keyboard so some people can say dope or wack who gives a fuck its just plain old STUPID



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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #11 on: December 26, 2001, 07:06:41 PM »
I GOT HOESSSSSSSSSSSS
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #12 on: December 26, 2001, 07:41:27 PM »
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no..


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no, im not a pussy i just have a life  ;)
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #13 on: December 26, 2001, 07:47:58 PM »
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no, im not a pussy i just have a life  ;)

keep telling your self that
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Re: Tom's great X-Mas
« Reply #14 on: December 26, 2001, 08:16:38 PM »
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keep telling your self that



your ugly and no guy will ever like you.....
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