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do you believe there's life on other planets?

Yes
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No
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I don't know what I believe. All I want is J Woww's lil asshole.
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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #105 on: October 19, 2010, 07:59:52 PM »
If there is truly a Noah's ark, it is not in Turkey. What we have to understand is that people migrated from Africa to the middle east. Back in those days, everyone was in Africa, and eventually they made their way to the promise land. This is why it's never found, and never will.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #106 on: October 19, 2010, 08:15:42 PM »
LMAO @ perfect human anatomy. The asshole is mere centimeters away from the vagina. If that was God's perfect plan, than he is a cruel muthafucka.

I always thought the asshole was the best argument for god. but hey, that's just me.
It would be, but then God says he doesn't want you to fuck the asshole, but he puts it right next to the pussy. That's just mean.

Considering the fact that almost every man with a dick is fucking they woman in the ass these days, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the woman's body would somehow evolve to a point where you could impregnate it through the asshole. Wouldn't you love to be alive when the first anally conceived baby is born. Picture The Pope reading a statement about the issue. I'd laugh so hard, I'd probably die.
As long as I ain't the daddy, I would love to see it.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #107 on: October 19, 2010, 09:34:43 PM »
LMAO @ perfect human anatomy. The asshole is mere centimeters away from the vagina. If that was God's perfect plan, than he is a cruel muthafucka.

I always thought the asshole was the best argument for god. but hey, that's just me.
It would be, but then God says he doesn't want you to fuck the asshole, but he puts it right next to the pussy. That's just mean.

Considering the fact that almost every man with a dick is fucking they woman in the ass these days, I wouldn't be at all surprised if the woman's body would somehow evolve to a point where you could impregnate it through the asshole. Wouldn't you love to be alive when the first anally conceived baby is born. Picture The Pope reading a statement about the issue. I'd laugh so hard, I'd probably die.
As long as I ain't the daddy, I would love to see it.

I wouldn't mind being the daddy, but I'd hate to be that baby.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #108 on: October 19, 2010, 11:21:25 PM »
If there is truly a Noah's ark, it is not in Turkey. What we have to understand is that people migrated from Africa to the middle east. Back in those days, everyone was in Africa, and eventually they made their way to the promise land. This is why it's never found, and never will.
It happened near turkey at least
The Black Sea was once land but a few thousand years ago it flooded, the story is probably based on that event.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #109 on: October 20, 2010, 12:03:38 AM »
If there is truly a Noah's ark, it is not in Turkey. What we have to understand is that people migrated from Africa to the middle east. Back in those days, everyone was in Africa, and eventually they made their way to the promise land. This is why it's never found, and never will.
It happened near turkey at least
The Black Sea was once land but a few thousand years ago it flooded, the story is probably based on that event.

Greeks have a very similar flood story if I'm not mistaken.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #110 on: October 20, 2010, 12:53:48 AM »
1.) Well, whatever I said about Noah, was prolly becuz of what I read.

http://noahsarksearch.com/ararat.htm

http://www.pbase.com/andrys/noah

http://ic2.pbase.com/u38/andrys/upload/39343994.mImg_3348b.jpg
http://i.pbase.com/u38/andrys/upload/39343996.mImg_3348d.jpg


2.) My God Rapsodie. I am talkin' about a God creating the universe. I am not referring it to anythang else. Believing in a God is more than a TORAH, BIBLE, OR QURAN. But everytime the idea of a superior being gets brought up, somebody has to bring in a Book. How come when 'scientists' who discuss this shit, can speak of there being a Creator without a reference to a book, it's okay though..


Nigga, I don't know anythang. But they arguments homebody. Arg-u-ments. I'm gonna go to sleep in about 5 minutes and tell myself 'I don't know' when I rest my head on the pillow, cuz at the end of day, that's how it is. I - don't - know. Doesn't your grandmother do that, you/your mother/yo granddaddy, after all is said and done, shakes their head and says 'I don't know anymore'...

What is god? You keep saying different things and trying to apply logic to it. The reason I mention the book is because that is what YOU SPECIFICALLY believe in. You don't JUST believe that something created the universe. Because that's a broad ass belief. You believe in the Christian biblical story. That's why you're in this thread arguing right? So again, how are your specific beliefs logical? I'm not the one who follows this stuff, you do. So explain what is logical about your specific beliefs.

No, science itself, applys logic to it. Stop thinkin' science is going to disprove theology. It ain't. Nor does it. You can't disprove it's Creator with its own design. ;)

And why you want me to tell you what God is? So I can get ridiculed. You know what God is.

Nope, science doesn't disprove theology. It doesn't try to either. You can't disprove or prove something that is based entirely on faith. The only reason I'm asking you to explain the logic in your beliefs is because you keep claiming its "logical." But its not, its based entirely on faith, not logic. I don't know why you keep trying to apply logic to it.

And no, I don't know what god is. Everyone seems to have a different idea of what god is. Is god simply the name for whatever caused the universe to exist? Now that's one broad fucking definition. You really need to specify what exactly this god is if you want to argue for its existence.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #111 on: October 20, 2010, 08:37:45 AM »
To sit there and tell me it is impossible for a man to live 950 years on THIS EARTH, yet, YET, you are going to tell me that this same EARTH contained a 40 foot tall, 80 ton creature.

AAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Sorry kid, I'll have to quote this in my sig!

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #112 on: October 20, 2010, 10:25:48 AM »
To sit there and tell me it is impossible for a man to live 950 years on THIS EARTH, yet, YET, you are going to tell me that this same EARTH contained a 40 foot tall, 80 ton creature.

AAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Sorry kid, I'll have to quote this in my sig!



LMAO! How do those two ideas go together?

btw QT, if you find it hard to believe a creature that big existed at one point, there's an even bigger one that is still alive today. Its called a whale.
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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #113 on: October 20, 2010, 10:32:28 AM »
To sit there and tell me it is impossible for a man to live 950 years on THIS EARTH, yet, YET, you are going to tell me that this same EARTH contained a 40 foot tall, 80 ton creature.

AAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Sorry kid, I'll have to quote this in my sig!



HAHAHAH this one amazed me as well. He's got so many good ones now, it's almost impossible to find the best one. Yours is a good choice though. lol
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #114 on: October 20, 2010, 03:25:39 PM »
Science does not even consider theology. However, religions spend a great deal of their energy doing everything they can to take shots at science. Isn't that funny?

BTW, the Earth currently contains a creature over 100 ft. long and over 200 tons........its called the blue whale.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #115 on: October 20, 2010, 03:31:12 PM »
^ You'd know.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #116 on: October 20, 2010, 03:33:19 PM »
To sit there and tell me it is impossible for a man to live 950 years on THIS EARTH, yet, YET, you are going to tell me that this same EARTH contained a 40 foot tall, 80 ton creature.

AAAAAHAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA!!! Sorry kid, I'll have to quote this in my sig!



LMAO! How do those two ideas go together?

btw QT, if you find it hard to believe a creature that big existed at one point, there's an even bigger one that is still alive today. Its called a whale.

And Jonah lived inside it for 3 days and 3 nights.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #117 on: October 20, 2010, 03:34:48 PM »
^ You'd know.
What's that suppose to mean?
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #118 on: October 20, 2010, 03:54:55 PM »
Science does not even consider theology. However, religions spend a great deal of their energy doing everything they can to take shots at science. Isn't that funny?

BTW, the Earth currently contains a creature over 100 ft. long and over 200 tons........its called the blue whale.
And it posts here regularly.
 

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Re: do you believe there's life on other planets?
« Reply #119 on: October 20, 2010, 04:49:52 PM »
1.) Well, whatever I said about Noah, was prolly becuz of what I read.

http://noahsarksearch.com/ararat.htm

http://www.pbase.com/andrys/noah

http://ic2.pbase.com/u38/andrys/upload/39343994.mImg_3348b.jpg
http://i.pbase.com/u38/andrys/upload/39343996.mImg_3348d.jpg


2.) My God Rapsodie. I am talkin' about a God creating the universe. I am not referring it to anythang else. Believing in a God is more than a TORAH, BIBLE, OR QURAN. But everytime the idea of a superior being gets brought up, somebody has to bring in a Book. How come when 'scientists' who discuss this shit, can speak of there being a Creator without a reference to a book, it's okay though..


Nigga, I don't know anythang. But they arguments homebody. Arg-u-ments. I'm gonna go to sleep in about 5 minutes and tell myself 'I don't know' when I rest my head on the pillow, cuz at the end of day, that's how it is. I - don't - know. Doesn't your grandmother do that, you/your mother/yo granddaddy, after all is said and done, shakes their head and says 'I don't know anymore'...

What is god? You keep saying different things and trying to apply logic to it. The reason I mention the book is because that is what YOU SPECIFICALLY believe in. You don't JUST believe that something created the universe. Because that's a broad ass belief. You believe in the Christian biblical story. That's why you're in this thread arguing right? So again, how are your specific beliefs logical? I'm not the one who follows this stuff, you do. So explain what is logical about your specific beliefs.

No, science itself, applys logic to it. Stop thinkin' science is going to disprove theology. It ain't. Nor does it. You can't disprove it's Creator with its own design. ;)

And why you want me to tell you what God is? So I can get ridiculed. You know what God is.

Nope, science doesn't disprove theology. It doesn't try to either. You can't disprove or prove something that is based entirely on faith. The only reason I'm asking you to explain the logic in your beliefs is because you keep claiming its "logical." But its not, its based entirely on faith, not logic. I don't know why you keep trying to apply logic to it.

And no, I don't know what god is. Everyone seems to have a different idea of what god is. Is god simply the name for whatever caused the universe to exist? Now that's one broad fucking definition. You really need to specify what exactly this god is if you want to argue for its existence.



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for God is love.
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God is light
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God is an existence! Period. :o