The official dick petey dorsett is a PIG thread

[Elano]

thats not a coincidence...

being a loner is his destiny. even his patriarchs knew.

don't worry you are not alone 

[Anunikke]

thats not a coincidence...

being a loner is his destiny. even his patriarchs knew.

from here on out elano will forever be known as ALONE hence the phrase forever alone.

Alone a loner?
If that was the case dude wouldn't be acting like an attention whore.

[Elano]

thats not a coincidence...

being a loner is his destiny. even his patriarchs knew.

from here on out elano will forever be known as ALONE hence the phrase forever alone.

Alone a loner?
If that was the case dude wouldn't be acting like an attention whore.

you know what are you talking about,since your mother has been an attention whore for her whole life 

[Anunikke]

thats not a coincidence...

being a loner is his destiny. even his patriarchs knew.

from here on out elano will forever be known as ALONE hence the phrase forever alone.

Alone a loner?
If that was the case dude wouldn't be acting like an attention whore.

you know what are you talking about,since your mother has been an attention whore for her whole life 

Actually my dad is the attention whore, i'm not even going to bother finding a euphemism since attention whore describes him best.

[K.Dub]

 

[westsiderider323]

alone-o has a raging boner man crush on petey SMFH

[Sir Petey]

we have a complicated relationship.

deep down, "alone" is a sweetheart.


and what hes doing is a defense mechanism, he craves attention but is scared of rejection so he does things to make himself a focal point while at the same time driving people away.

[westsiderider323]

we have a complicated relationship.

deep down, "alone" is a sweetheart.


and what hes doing is a defense mechanism, he craves attention but is scared of rejection so he does things to make himself a focal point while at the same time driving people away.

in other words he jacks off to pictures of you every night

[Sir Petey]

probably so...using his lonely teardrops as lubricant.

[Elano]

we have a complicated relationship.

deep down, "alone" is a sweetheart.


and what hes doing is a defense mechanism, he craves attention but is scared of rejection so he does things to make himself a focal point while at the same time driving people away.

in other words he jacks off to pictures of you every night

no, i take a shit every day on his pictures.
i prefer to piss over the pictures of your mother every night 

[Sikotic™]

LMFAO   What a fuckin faggot  

This is slightly stalkerish, Elano. How did you get his picture?

[Elano]

LMFAO   What a fuckin faggot  

This is slightly stalkerish

just like the orit thread 

[Sir Petey]

he stalks my facebook profile like he was one of my baby mothers, i think its flattering...

[Elano]

MY NAME IS PETTTEY AND I'M THE KING OF THE PIGS 

[Elano]

MY NAME IS PETTTEY DORSETT AND I'M A SON OF A BITCH JUST LIKE MY FATHER