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Re: Jesus died on the cross for our sins
« Reply #15 on: October 25, 2010, 02:44:50 AM »
Is it just me or does this sound a bit like falling on your face and saying you meant to do that.

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Re: Jesus died on the cross for our sins
« Reply #16 on: October 25, 2010, 03:10:35 AM »
If you're gonna talk about a comic book character, I suggest you talk about someone else. Jesus' fanbase consists of fags and maybe a couple of black people from Connecticut.


Hate to burst ur bubble Billy, but you praise faggot ass Satan. Satan is queer as fuck and you associate wit the fuck boy.

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Satan gave us porn, Las Vegas, guns, cocaine, strip clubs, J Woww...Does that sound queer to you? Jesus seemed to prefer the company of men and was even known to kiss his disciples. It's very hard to make Jesus seem manly or cool. The man's got FAGGOT written all over him.
I ain't washing another niggas feet no matter what. Even if its my own damn son.

HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah what the fucc kinda shit is that. It's indefensible. Jesus makes Andy Dick look straight.
For real, got Judas kissing him n shit. Got his fuckin cousin John The Baptist dunking his ass in water. Never fucked a bitch in his entire life.

Marcia Clarke and Christopher Darden couldn't even fuck this case up with all the evidence available.

His story appears to be heavily edited and for a long time I couldn't help but wonder why. I realize now the answer couldn't be more obvious. His story reeks of countless homosexual encounters. They have him in the water with another man, they have him kissing other men, he's washing their feet and so you can only imagine what they left out. Also let's not forget he used to tell his boys he was a servant. Ugh this dude creeps me the fucc out.
 

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Re: Jesus died on the cross for our sins
« Reply #17 on: October 25, 2010, 03:35:17 AM »
If you're gonna talk about a comic book character, I suggest you talk about someone else. Jesus' fanbase consists of fags and maybe a couple of black people from Connecticut.


Hate to burst ur bubble Billy, but you praise faggot ass Satan. Satan is queer as fuck and you associate wit the fuck boy.

:nawty:

Satan gave us porn, Las Vegas, guns, cocaine, strip clubs, J Woww...Does that sound queer to you? Jesus seemed to prefer the company of men and was even known to kiss his disciples. It's very hard to make Jesus seem manly or cool. The man's got FAGGOT written all over him.
I ain't washing another niggas feet no matter what. Even if its my own damn son.

HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah what the fucc kinda shit is that. It's indefensible. Jesus makes Andy Dick look straight.
For real, got Judas kissing him n shit. Got his fuckin cousin John The Baptist dunking his ass in water. Never fucked a bitch in his entire life.

Marcia Clarke and Christopher Darden couldn't even fuck this case up with all the evidence available.

His story appears to be heavily edited and for a long time I couldn't help but wonder why. I realize now the answer couldn't be more obvious. His story reeks of countless homosexual encounters. They have him in the water with another man, they have him kissing other men, he's washing their feet and so you can only imagine what they left out. Also let's not forget he used to tell his boys he was a servant. Ugh this dude creeps me the fucc out.
Dude grew up during the Roman Empire. Sucking dick was a right of passage for those people.
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Re: Jesus died on the cross for our sins
« Reply #18 on: October 25, 2010, 07:50:34 AM »
If you're gonna talk about a comic book character, I suggest you talk about someone else. Jesus' fanbase consists of fags and maybe a couple of black people from Connecticut.


Hate to burst ur bubble Billy, but you praise faggot ass Satan. Satan is queer as fuck and you associate wit the fuck boy.

:nawty:

Satan gave us porn, Las Vegas, guns, cocaine, strip clubs, J Woww...Does that sound queer to you? Jesus seemed to prefer the company of men and was even known to kiss his disciples. It's very hard to make Jesus seem manly or cool. The man's got FAGGOT written all over him.
I ain't washing another niggas feet no matter what. Even if its my own damn son.

HAHAHAHAHAHA yeah what the fucc kinda shit is that. It's indefensible. Jesus makes Andy Dick look straight.
For real, got Judas kissing him n shit. Got his fuckin cousin John The Baptist dunking his ass in water. Never fucked a bitch in his entire life.

Marcia Clarke and Christopher Darden couldn't even fuck this case up with all the evidence available.

His story appears to be heavily edited and for a long time I couldn't help but wonder why. I realize now the answer couldn't be more obvious. His story reeks of countless homosexual encounters. They have him in the water with another man, they have him kissing other men, he's washing their feet and so you can only imagine what they left out. Also let's not forget he used to tell his boys he was a servant. Ugh this dude creeps me the fucc out.
Dude grew up during the Roman Empire. Sucking dick was a right of passage for those people.

im sorry but southpark has forever wrong'd my perception of satan, ill forever think of him like this:

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/X13Kb_DktHg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_GB" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/X13Kb_DktHg?fs=1&amp;amp;hl=en_GB</a>