It's April 25, 2024, 08:22:34 PM
My best pick-up line is "My name is Hugh Hefner."
When I'm alone, masturbation isn't bad. But I don't spend a lot of time alone.
I wake up every day and go to bed every night knowing I'm the luckiest guy on the fucking planet
My favorite nightcap is Jack Daniel's and Coke. Or Pepsi. You get the Jack Daniel's in there, it doesn't matter.
It's good to be selfish. But not so self-centered that you never listen to other people.
One of the problems with organized religion is that it has always kept women in a second-class position. They have been viewed as the daughters of Eve.