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Chinese proberbs
« on: December 23, 2002, 05:53:32 PM »
Somebody emailed me these a few weeks back.  Some of 'em are corny, but a lot of 'em are funny.....

Man who run in front of car get tired.
Man who run behind car get exhausted.
Man with one chopstick go hungry.
Man who scratch his bottom should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
Crowded elevator smell different to midget.



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Re:Chinese proberbs
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2002, 06:25:57 PM »
lol, some of this shit is true and real funny.