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Chinese proberbs
« on: December 23, 2002, 05:53:32 PM »
Somebody emailed me these a few weeks back.  Some of 'em are corny, but a lot of 'em are funny.....


CHINESE PROVERBS
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Man who run in front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind car get exhausted.
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Man with one chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch his bottom should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
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War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
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Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
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Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
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Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
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Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

 

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Re:Chinese proberbs
« Reply #1 on: December 23, 2002, 06:25:57 PM »
lol, some of this shit is true and real funny.

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