Author Topic: FUNNY ASS STORY!!!!!!!!! (Read 122 times)

Dogg_Pound_Gangsta · « **on:** December 23, 2001, 01:11:48 AM »

FUCK. TONIGHT I WAS DRIVING AND I SEEN THIS DOPE ASS MUSTANG. 1996 GT COBRA. BLACK WITH 17" CHROME PONY'S. THIS CAR IS ALWAYS TRYIN TO RACE ME. IVE NEVA SEEN THAT DRIVER ..UNTIL TONITE. I PULLED UP TO A STOP LIGHT AND THIS STANG DID TOO. THE WINDOWS ARE TINTED SOS I COULDNT SEE SHIT. THEN THE WINDOW GOES DOWN AND THERE ARE THE TWO MOST GORGEOUS WOMEN I HAVE EVA SEEN. THEY WANT TO RACE ME SO THE LIGHT GOES GREEN AND THEY TAKE OFF BUT I JUST SIT THERE CUZ I KNEW THAT THEY WOULD BEAT ME. I DRIVE A 88 MUSTANG 2.3LITRE. THEY LOOKED AT MY CAR AND LAFFED. SHE WENT FICH TAILIN DOWN THA ROAD AND I SAT THERE AND CRIED. THAT WAS A SHOT TO THE MANHOOD.

Dogg_Pound_Gangsta · « **Reply #1 on:** December 23, 2001, 01:13:11 AM »

forgot to mention that when i first got my car everyone was makin fun of it cuz it wasnt a 5.0. so i raced everyone that i could, from new corvettes to porsches to talons. whateeva was there to race i tried.

Peace