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Where Y'all From???
« on: December 20, 2001, 12:47:56 AM »
Depending on where someone is from and where they are driving you can make some assumptions about their driving styles and etiquette...

Chicago: One hand on wheel, one hand on horn.

New York: One hand on wheel, one finger out window.

New Jersey: One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all lanes of traffic.

Boston: One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on accelerator.

Scarborough, Ontario: Both hands clenched on steering wheel, driver staring directly forward, cutting in front of you and slowing down to 40 in a 60 zone then looking in rearview mirror in wonder as to why the car behind is flashing high beams.

Los Angeles: One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator with gun in lap

Ohio, but driving in California: Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror.

Italy: Both hands in air and gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat.

Seattle: One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on game.

Texas: One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on the brake, throwing a McDonald's bag out the window.

West Virginia: Four-wheel drive pickup truck, shotgun mounted in rear window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna.

Florida: Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above window level, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the left blinker on.

Edmonton: One gloved hand on wheel, one hand on heater, feet up underneath bum to keep warm, 3 differently decorated ice scrapers, one plastic, broken; one steel, broken; one pastel, hidden in trunk. neither foot on accelerator or brakes because with all the ice on the roads, you're all moving at the same speed either way.

Dubuque, Iowa: no use of turn signal, or left on for 26 blocks...also cradling cheap cell phone.

Maine: Beat up 1983 Dodge Ram pick-up truck, right hand holding a Dunkin Donuts coffee, cigarette dangling from mouth, greasy hair shoved underneath an oil stained cap and classic rock blaring from the radio.



New Orleans: One hand on wheel, one hand holding down sum hookers head while she's givin' head!

Pennsylvania: Both hands on reigns.

California (Bay Area/Silicon Valley): One hand on laptop computer, one hand at on-board navigation/Internet console installed in dash board,
cell phone attached to head with microphone earpiece, having a executive meeting with half a dozen people on speaker phone, palm pilot wedged between knees to observe up to date stock quotes, and shoes kicked off, and feet crossed because traffic hasn't moved in the past hour.

Montana: One finger on steering wheel of jacked up 4x4, Charlie Daniels blaring from speakers, dead coyote in back, hay leaves blowing out of bed while going down the highway.

Nebraska: Two hands on wheel, with head lodged up ass, chunks of rust falling off by the pound.

Quebec: engaged in heated political discussion with espresso in one hand and croissant in the other, aiming for pedestrians who have the mistaken notion that crosswalks are for them.

Michigan: Both hands on wheel and head up ass.

Toronto: Both hands on the wheel, seat as far forward as possible, head fixed only looking forward, ignoring people behind and beside you, stopping and waiting for the road to fully clear before making any forward progress.

Los Angeles: Lowered Honda, can't see over dash, driving too fast or too slow, car sounds like a bee as it goes by.

thats true about vancity.  if yall from these places tell us if  its true.


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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2001, 12:49:36 AM »
fuck im drunk and fucked up vancouvers part.  here  it is:

Vancouver: Canadian beer in one hand, B.C. Weed in the other. Dick on the steering wheel

me and suga foot are from here^^


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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2001, 11:03:42 AM »
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me and suga foot are from here^^




Me too !
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« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2001, 11:31:40 AM »
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Me too !

yea but tha thing is,  no1 cares
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« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2001, 12:28:26 PM »
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yea but tha thing is,  no1 cares


LMAO
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« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2001, 12:30:23 PM »
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yea but tha thing is,  no1 cares


ok hick
stop listenin to black music, it wasent meant for u and ur kind
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2001, 12:44:06 PM »
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stop listenin to black music, it wasent meant for u and ur kind


like Tom would say, Shut the Fuck Up  ::)
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2001, 01:04:15 PM »
Funny Shit Madchild.  We got a friend that drives with his dick all the time.
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« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2001, 03:12:04 PM »
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Funny Shit Madchild.  We got a friend that drives with his dick all the time.

yea he tries to drive wit it but its only his pants and he still has his hand on the wheel.


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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2001, 06:42:49 PM »
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ok hick
stop listenin to black music, it wasent meant for u and ur kind

i'll stop listenin to your so-called black music,  if u stop havin sex wit lil boys,   since your from canada an u have shown in some of your previous post that you have shit for brains,  r u one tha canadians that say eh before an after each sentence,  an example would be,  Eh,  my name is WS,  Eh,  an,  Eh,  I have sex wit lil boys,  Eh,  imma a fuckin idiot,  eh,  im on a 1st grade readin level,  eh,  look a moose,  Eh
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« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2001, 06:50:29 PM »
This WS kid alwayz pisses me off..........

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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2001, 07:15:30 PM »
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i'll stop listenin to your so-called black music,  if u stop havin sex wit lil boys,   since your from canada an u have shown in some of your previous post that you have shit for brains,  r u one tha canadians that say eh before an after each sentence,  an example would be,  Eh,  my name is WS,  Eh,  an,  Eh,  I have sex wit lil boys,  Eh,  imma a fuckin idiot,  eh,  im on a 1st grade readin level,  eh,  look a moose,  Eh


no, actually no canadian talks like that
are u an overweight mc donald eating peice of shit like 95% of americans are?
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #12 on: December 20, 2001, 07:17:08 PM »
and thats tru
cause when i went to usa,damn yall got some fat niggaz and bitches, yall should replace all them mc donalds wit subway or sumthin. Shit in the hood there a gun shop at everycorner, in USA theres a Mc Donalds at every corner, its just sad
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« Reply #13 on: December 20, 2001, 07:23:57 PM »
WHATS MY MUTHA FUCKING NAME!!!!!
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« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2001, 07:46:06 PM »
WoW WS,  when i thought i had you figured out,  u never seize to amaze me,  you are officially tha stupidest muthafucka alive,  i am surprised you even know how to turn tha computer on,  I guess im over weight if you consider being 6'2 and 195 pounds overweight,  and yea,  we have a mcdonalds on every corner,  i think imma go to micky d's right now,  an eat my life away,  an what i dont understand is this,  u said that on every corner in tha hood theres a gun shop,  but in america there is a mcdonalds on every corner,  i dont get it,  aint there hoods in america,  i guess not,  i guess compton is just an imaginary place,  or better yet it is actually in canada,  stupid fuck,  have you ever been to tha ghetto.  An secondly i have been to canada an i must say,  i have never seen such a place so far behind in tha times,  an u call us americans fat,  i went to canada an every guy i saw was a fuckin pussy, wearin tight jeans wit velcro sneakers,  sorry to ya'll that are from canada an aint like this,  u know who,  thats pretty much everyy1 here except WS,  i gotta go now,  im hungary imma go to micky d's now,  an get some food,  cuz right now its like rush hour for mickyd's,  i better hurry up an get there b/c once all us fat americans get there i wont be able to get in b/c it will be filled wit a bunch of fat americans,  WS,  eh, eh,  eh,  eh,  eh,  WS is one on them retarded people that have to wear helmets all tha time b/c they fall down a lot,  Eh,  Eh,  Eh
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #15 on: December 21, 2001, 06:37:06 AM »
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WoW WS,  when i thought i had you figured out,  u never seize to amaze me,  you are officially tha stupidest muthafucka alive,  i am surprised you even know how to turn tha computer on,  I guess im over weight if you consider being 6'2 and 195 pounds overweight,  and yea,  we have a mcdonalds on every corner,  i think imma go to micky d's right now,  an eat my life away,  an what i dont understand is this,  u said that on every corner in tha hood theres a gun shop,  but in america there is a mcdonalds on every corner,  i dont get it,  aint there hoods in america,  i guess not,  i guess compton is just an imaginary place,  or better yet it is actually in canada,  stupid fuck,  have you ever been to tha ghetto.  An secondly i have been to canada an i must say,  i have never seen such a place so far behind in tha times,  an u call us americans fat,  i went to canada an every guy i saw was a fuckin pussy, wearin tight jeans wit velcro sneakers,  sorry to ya'll that are from canada an aint like this,  u know who,  thats pretty much everyy1 here except WS,  i gotta go now,  im hungary imma go to micky d's now,  an get some food,  cuz right now its like rush hour for mickyd's,  i better hurry up an get there b/c once all us fat americans get there i wont be able to get in b/c it will be filled wit a bunch of fat americans,  WS,  eh, eh,  eh,  eh,  eh,  WS is one on them retarded people that have to wear helmets all tha time b/c they fall down a lot,  Eh,  Eh,  Eh


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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #16 on: December 21, 2001, 09:32:08 AM »
u r both fuckin idoits.....why the fuck you diss people cuz where they from?
wtf ???
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« Reply #17 on: December 21, 2001, 09:50:35 AM »
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WoW WS,  when i thought i had you figured out,  u never seize to amaze me,  you are officially tha stupidest muthafucka alive,  i am surprised you even know how to turn tha computer on,  I guess im over weight if you consider being 6'2 and 195 pounds overweight,  and yea,  we have a mcdonalds on every corner,  i think imma go to micky d's right now,  an eat my life away,  an what i dont understand is this,  u said that on every corner in tha hood theres a gun shop,  but in america there is a mcdonalds on every corner,  i dont get it,  aint there hoods in america,  i guess not,  i guess compton is just an imaginary place,  or better yet it is actually in canada,  stupid fuck,  have you ever been to tha ghetto.  An secondly i have been to canada an i must say,  i have never seen such a place so far behind in tha times,  an u call us americans fat,  i went to canada an every guy i saw was a fuckin pussy, wearin tight jeans wit velcro sneakers,  sorry to ya'll that are from canada an aint like this,  u know who,  thats pretty much everyy1 here except WS,  i gotta go now,  im hungary imma go to micky d's now,  an get some food,  cuz right now its like rush hour for mickyd's,  i better hurry up an get there b/c once all us fat americans get there i wont be able to get in b/c it will be filled wit a bunch of fat americans,  WS,  eh, eh,  eh,  eh,  eh,  WS is one on them retarded people that have to wear helmets all tha time b/c they fall down a lot,  Eh,  Eh,  Eh


hahahahhaa
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #18 on: December 21, 2001, 04:26:58 PM »
lol @ Tom. I'm 6'6 300 pounds. I'm a fat ass. But at least I'm an American fat ass. Much rather be fat here, than in moose fuckin territory eh?
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #19 on: December 21, 2001, 04:35:24 PM »
tight jeans and velcro ok
USA HOME OF BILL GATES
LOL
fuckin fat american
yall are some dumb fucks and even worse is that yall wanna be black
TOM U ARE NOT BLACK,OK SORRY MAN,MAYBE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT U CAN ASK UR MOM TO BUY U SOME BLACK PAINT SO U CAN PAINT UR BODY BLACK AND MAYBE U CAN GET UR DAD TO BUY U SOME MORE BLACK CDS THAT HE HATES TO BUY U. AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE U WILL GET A GIRL.........Naw, u probably can hook up wit minoritized and do some gay shit but anywayz
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #20 on: December 21, 2001, 04:58:11 PM »
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tight jeans and velcro ok
USA HOME OF BILL GATES
LOL
fuckin fat american
yall are some dumb fucks and even worse is that yall wanna be black
TOM U ARE NOT BLACK,OK SORRY MAN,MAYBE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT U CAN ASK UR MOM TO BUY U SOME BLACK PAINT SO U CAN PAINT UR BODY BLACK AND MAYBE U CAN GET UR DAD TO BUY U SOME MORE BLACK CDS THAT HE HATES TO BUY U. AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE U WILL GET A GIRL.........Naw, u probably can hook up wit minoritized and do some gay shit but anywayz


i bet you white you damn self......anyways.......you keep doing gay shit with your dad....don't try to bring that gay shit in here ain't nobody fag like you bitch motherfuck eh eh he eheh eheh eh
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #21 on: December 21, 2001, 05:03:17 PM »
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tight jeans and velcro ok
USA HOME OF BILL GATES
LOL
fuckin fat american
yall are some dumb fucks and even worse is that yall wanna be black
TOM U ARE NOT BLACK,OK SORRY MAN,MAYBE FOR A CHRISTMAS PRESENT U CAN ASK UR MOM TO BUY U SOME BLACK PAINT SO U CAN PAINT UR BODY BLACK AND MAYBE U CAN GET UR DAD TO BUY U SOME MORE BLACK CDS THAT HE HATES TO BUY U. AND MAYBE JUST MAYBE U WILL GET A GIRL.........Naw, u probably can hook up wit minoritized and do some gay shit but anywayz

yes,  america,  home of bill gates,  um whats your point,  america,  home of your some of you favorite rappers u stupid fuck.  They dont call this tha west coast connection board b/c tha west coast of canada,  its named after california,  which happens to be in america,  wow,  as a matter of fact,  america is home to all your favorite rappers,  an yes,  i asked my mom to buy me black paint so i could paint myself black,  if tryin to make tha point i wanna be african-american i think i would be better off buyin brown paint,  u stupid fuck,  an why did u call minority gay,  do you have some kind of homosexual obsession wit him,  Eh
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Re: Where Y'all From???
« Reply #22 on: December 21, 2001, 05:50:29 PM »
hahahahaah
im more west then u
likdont u live way EASTCOAST e in boston or sumthin???
yeah fake bitch
why u even in this board reppin west when yo fake ass lives on the  east?
stupid fuck
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« Reply #23 on: December 21, 2001, 05:56:59 PM »
who the fuck said canadians were pussy, obviously your ass didnt come to Lawrence and Scarlett, T dot for life motherfuckers, grimey as hell
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« Reply #24 on: December 21, 2001, 05:59:00 PM »
^ yeah yeah nigga ^ T-dot and  Vancity, them pussy bitches be from idaho and shit and think they gangsta cause they live in the same country as california
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