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"you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« on: January 13, 2011, 08:28:30 PM »
The worst lyrics ever ? :-X
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #1 on: January 14, 2011, 08:10:11 AM »
Rap is filled with stuff like this that gets praised so I wouldn't call this line all that bad; in comparison that is.
 

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« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2011, 08:23:12 AM »
I've heard worse lines in the 2 latest Kanye tracks I've heard.. this is ill in comparison.  :P

 

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« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2011, 08:26:57 AM »
what's worse is that Big L line that people ALWAYS reference to prove his greatness. "Ask beavis I get nothing butthead." Gotta be the corniest line ever.
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #4 on: January 14, 2011, 11:28:36 AM »
"Ask beavis I get nothing butthead."

LMAO ! thats some funny ass shit.

naw the worst has go to be ''I'm not an MC,I'm not a G/ I mean I'm A-to fuckin-Z and everything in between''
EVERY LAST ONE OF ''Y-O-U'' BELIEVE THAT DR. DRE HAS MADE THESE SONG's FOR ''Y-O-U''.
THE REALITY IS THAT THE SONG's ARE ''ABOUT Y-O-U'' !!!!!!
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #5 on: January 14, 2011, 11:39:10 AM »
Did I strike a nerve? Cuz that really is a bad line. Big L has way better lines.
 

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« Reply #6 on: January 14, 2011, 12:22:22 PM »
Thats actually a pretty dope line. I originally thought thats what the post was going to be about.
 

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« Reply #7 on: January 14, 2011, 12:45:42 PM »
The first line is Termanology, no?

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #8 on: January 14, 2011, 01:13:57 PM »
Did I strike a nerve? Cuz that really is a bad line. Big L has way better lines.

"fill you with so much lead you could use your dick for a pencil", for example...
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #9 on: January 14, 2011, 01:50:41 PM »
None of those are terrible.

That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

The worst line I've ever heard was from Swizz Beatz, "I make these rappers blow....*makes a blowing noise*....Nintendo".

Without a doubt the worst ever.
 

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« Reply #10 on: January 14, 2011, 01:56:53 PM »
None of those are terrible.

That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

The worst line I've ever heard was from Swizz Beatz, "I make these rappers blow....*makes a blowing noise*....Nintendo".

Without a doubt the worst ever.

the thread should end now, that has to be the worst!
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #11 on: January 14, 2011, 02:02:45 PM »
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/v/efcYCeUZ_DY" target="_blank" class="new_win">http://www.youtube.com/v/efcYCeUZ_DY</a>

Go to the 1:35 mark & just cry lol.
 

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« Reply #12 on: January 14, 2011, 02:05:39 PM »
"Ask beavis I get nothing butthead."

LMAO ! thats some funny ass shit.

naw the worst has go to be ''I'm not an MC,I'm not a G/ I mean I'm A-to fuckin-Z and everything in between''

you serious? i always thought that shit was ill....
 

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« Reply #13 on: January 14, 2011, 02:13:56 PM »
That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

That shit is corny.
 

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« Reply #14 on: January 14, 2011, 03:38:10 PM »
"Ask beavis I get nothing butthead."

LMAO ! thats some funny ass shit.

naw the worst has go to be ''I'm not an MC,I'm not a G/ I mean I'm A-to fuckin-Z and everything in between''

you serious? i always thought that shit was ill....

I second that! always thought it was a good line.

 i always hate when rappers rhyme the same words

"See I'ma mean nigga
Youse afraid nigga
Ol' pretend nigga
Smile and grin nigga
I hate a false nigga
Diana Ross nigga
So if ya lost nigga
Meet tha boss nigga
He's a super nigga
Grin and groupa nigga
Act stupid nigga
I'll fuckin' nuke a nigga
Cuz youse a happy nigga
And ima nappy nigga
Fuckin' scrappy nigga
Meet ya pappy nigga
Its Ice Cube nigga
And Little Jon nigga
So if ya drunk nigga
Keep it crunk nigga
To you punk niggas
Feel tha funk nigga
Get yo testifyin ass in tha trunk nigga
You wanna tell nigga?
I'll dump a shell nigga
Send a frail nigga
Str8 ta hell nigga
Thats ya shelter nigga
Helta-skelta nigga
And when I belt a nigga
God help a nigga!"

now goddam, lol the first time i heard his part i was thinkin really Cube? atleast he made it up in his second verse
 

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« Reply #15 on: January 14, 2011, 04:05:15 PM »
now im a huge bun b fan but let me tell you this is like the worst line ever:#

"i wrote this on my iphone/ so let me drop this ibomb

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« Reply #16 on: January 14, 2011, 04:36:10 PM »
Breaking News: Hip Hop actually a lazy form of music, majority of which performed by ignorant, uncreative pricks.
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #17 on: January 14, 2011, 04:52:20 PM »
None of those are terrible.

That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

The worst line I've ever heard was from Swizz Beatz, "I make these rappers blow....*makes a blowing noise*....Nintendo".

Without a doubt the worst ever.


Just for bringing back all those great NES memories I will call that an amazing line. You're too young to remember having to blow into cartridges to get them to work if you wanted to play video games. Good times!
 

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Re: "you like mariah carey with no make up, an average MC"
« Reply #18 on: January 14, 2011, 05:51:53 PM »
None of those are terrible.

That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

The worst line I've ever heard was from Swizz Beatz, "I make these rappers blow....*makes a blowing noise*....Nintendo".

Without a doubt the worst ever.


Just for bringing back all those great NES memories I will call that an amazing line. You're too young to remember having to blow into cartridges to get them to work if you wanted to play video games. Good times!

I had Sega Genesis, I can relate. That is the worst line in history.
 

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« Reply #19 on: January 14, 2011, 07:46:28 PM »
Man , that  " Butthead " line is too funny .....The " Nintendo " line is the ultimate ....
 

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« Reply #20 on: January 14, 2011, 08:03:28 PM »
None of those are terrible.

That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

The worst line I've ever heard was from Swizz Beatz, "I make these rappers blow....*makes a blowing noise*....Nintendo".

Without a doubt the worst ever.


Just for bringing back all those great NES memories I will call that an amazing line. You're too young to remember having to blow into cartridges to get them to work if you wanted to play video games. Good times!

  I didn't even get what he was referencing until you just explained it.  I can definitely remember that.  It was a bitch getting those damn things to work sometimes.

 Regarding the Big L line, I thought it kind of funny when he used that line.  But the only time I heard him use that line was in a freestyle.  Don't know if it would have been as cool in an actual song.  Unless of course, he's used that line more than once and I'm just not aware of it.
 

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« Reply #21 on: January 14, 2011, 09:43:36 PM »
LAZY you must have hated Juvenile - HA then lol
 

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« Reply #22 on: January 17, 2011, 01:28:51 AM »
that is a pretty dumb ass line.

mariah carey is definately naturally beautiful. she's hot with or without makeup.

now katy perry is ugly without makeup. with makeup she's average
 

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« Reply #23 on: January 17, 2011, 07:59:41 AM »
None of those are terrible.

That Big L "Bevis & Butthead" line is fresh.

The worst line I've ever heard was from Swizz Beatz, "I make these rappers blow....*makes a blowing noise*....Nintendo".

Without a doubt the worst ever.


Just for bringing back all those great NES memories I will call that an amazing line. You're too young to remember having to blow into cartridges to get them to work if you wanted to play video games. Good times!

I had Sega Genesis, I can relate. That is the worst line in history.

Genesis games were no where near the trouble. Blowing into a Nintendo cartridge was an artform. Everyone I knew had their own techniques. I personally used the the end of the cartridge whistle blow and it worked like a charm, but it took me years to figure out.
 

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« Reply #24 on: January 17, 2011, 10:26:19 AM »
The Big L line was funny as fuck, not his best though.