Author Topic: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN!!!  (Read 223 times)

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FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN!!!
« on: December 10, 2001, 09:05:23 PM »
I swear that fluffy mutherfucker is on leash lock-up for life, he is gettin 24 with an L.

So its 45 degrees out tonight. I'm hella tired since I have been working on a big ass project all day non stop plus I have a real bad cold. The dog is shivering his hairy ass off because not only is it cold but he has been running in someones wet lawn. I didn't want the dog to get ran over or catch a cold again so I acted like a complete jackass to get him towards me (makes ya wonder who is the master and who is the dog). SO he gets really close to me and as soon as I'm about to grab him he bites my finger and runs off.

So the chase begins (and mind you I'm running barefoot) I run all the way up the street 3 or 4 blocks up. All of a sudden Rocky turns left and goes up a steep hill. I go climbing up there until he goes into someones back yard. Turns out a big ass dog was in that backyard which makes my dog run out of the backyard and go to the nearest one. So I am calling out loud "Rocky, get your ass over here damn it" and all of a sudden an old couple start peeping through there shades. The guy says "Get outta here or I'll call the police". I try to explain to him the whole situation but he thinks I'm some stalker so I leave them alone.

Now I can't go to sleep til the bastard dog shows up. SHIT!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2001, 12:17:40 AM »
Fuckin dogg.  its always somethin wit that fuckin thing.  kick his fuckin ass when you find him.  keep him on that fuckin leash.lmao!!!!!!!


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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2001, 10:03:26 AM »
whats your dogs name
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2001, 10:17:57 AM »
I think it is time for you to get a new dog  :-/
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2001, 01:22:02 PM »
ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! ahahhahahahahahah
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2001, 01:23:19 PM »
Ha! LMAO!
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2001, 01:35:46 PM »

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whats your dogs name


His name is Rocky.

I said "fuck it, let him die" and I went to bed around 1am. My dad woke up around 3 o' clock and chased him down the street in his underwear. He finally got him and he will be locked up for the rest of my life.
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2001, 01:43:55 PM »
lol@ur dogs on some hoe shit..
my dog just pissed all over my shits
i kicked him so hard he wont walk for days..
tehy gotta recognise
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« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2001, 04:12:14 PM »
my dog threw up in my room yesterday.. oooo hes gonna get some punishment, MY ROOM SMELLS SO FUCKIN BAD!

that piece of shit is gonna regret fuckin with me, oh yeah he bit my foot really hard too
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« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2001, 04:43:42 PM »
LOL, thats some funny shit. but that would suck.. and damn, andI thought my dog was bad, come to think of it, she behaves now
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« Reply #10 on: December 11, 2001, 07:25:14 PM »

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ROTFLMAO!!!!!!! ahahhahahahahahah
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #11 on: December 11, 2001, 08:10:28 PM »
LMAO!!!!!
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2001, 05:07:38 PM »
My dumbass dad let him go again on Wednesday and we did find the bastard til Thursday morning. He was probably rapin' bitches but it doesn't matter since we chopped his nuts off a few years back.

And I feel what Doggy is saying. My dog took a shit in my room once and I beat him until he was hiding in one of my kitchen cabinets. He never did his business in the house since.
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Re: FUCK!!!!! THE DOG IS ACTIN' LIKE A BITCH AGAIN
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2001, 05:31:39 PM »
by any chance has your dog been nutered?
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« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2001, 05:37:26 PM »
he just said they chopped off his nuts a few years back......so.....yeah, lol

but my dog...NO, he still has his huge fuckin sack hangin.... lol its sick
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« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2001, 06:00:05 PM »
lol... i think it is time to get a new dog... oh wait i think i express  that before...  ;D
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« Reply #16 on: December 15, 2001, 04:23:52 PM »
these are some funny azz     dogg stories  but its  even more  funnier when your bumpin  George Clinton  "atomic dog"  on the   winamp player  while readin this  LOL!
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« Reply #17 on: December 15, 2001, 04:37:19 PM »
thats is why i have a cat
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« Reply #18 on: December 15, 2001, 04:46:34 PM »

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thats is why i have a cat


I have hated cats ever since my cat Oliver scratched me in the face when I was 4 years old.
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« Reply #19 on: December 15, 2001, 08:01:58 PM »
i have hated dogs ever since a dog alomost attacked me when i was 8,  i would explain it but it is complicated
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« Reply #20 on: December 18, 2001, 06:25:38 PM »
my dogg is retarded or something...
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« Reply #21 on: December 18, 2001, 06:38:01 PM »
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my dogg is retarded or something...




LoL..I was there when he turned retarded
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« Reply #22 on: December 18, 2001, 06:41:35 PM »
umm maybe u guys had some affect on it ( Nik and Roccy)
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« Reply #23 on: December 18, 2001, 06:44:52 PM »
Naah, hes not really retarded...I dropped him on his back like a month after i got him, and than I was like "Hes gunna be retarded now!"...and Roccy was laughing his ass off...But hes not really retarded...
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